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This is a link post Important first aid video NSFW
Viewing rate is going up fast for obvious reasons so am hoping this isn't GC. In any case, it's something you should watch several times, closely, because it's educational.
(I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes that is very important
i feel the need to watch it again and again
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post why was first aid training never like this when I did it? :(

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post what's that selling? CPR? Knickers?
or why not have a wank?
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't trivialise this with your marketing cynicism
It's trying to help save lives.
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree.
These girls are heroes.
They should have medals gently pinned upon their chests.

... I volunteer
 (Captain Fisticuffs A metal Bing Crosby can't do everything., Mon 17 May 2010, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here you go love, have a medal.
*pop*
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's bad CPR that is, you're supposed to take it side on and find the sternum
Then feel the tits when someone's ran off for help.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post she'll be giving virtual first aid to my knob later.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post begin chest compressions without checking for a pulse?!
madness
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post not at all
If they're unconscious and not breathing, then chances are they're fibrillating or the heart's stopped all together. So: pump away.

Hint for keeping count of chest compressions: the chorus of "Nellie the Elephant" has 15 beats in it :)


edit: oh yes, and "phwoar, look at the tits on that" etc etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like it
That Nellie The Elephant tip is genius, I'll never forget that now :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's about the right speed for 100 compressions per minute too.
In my head, at least.

I'm such a geek, I mean, ladies in their smalls and all that comes to mind is calculating the bpm of Nellie the bloody Elephant.
 (WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Sat 22 May 2010, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post My heart just stopped
what do I do?
 (zombiedeadbloke, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's debatable, according to my training - Checking for circulation can mean twitching or eye dilation.
Apparently pulse taking is variable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest..
all im seeing is "If she looks dead, time to get sexy"
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post i have
a better technique for checking the airways that keeps my hands free
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post eyes up for 1st June
supersexycpr.com/index.html
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post If all medical training was like this, I would be Britain's top heart surgeon by now.

(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 22 May 2010, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pulse, hell.
I've got throbbing now.
 (I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 22 May 2010, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a Necropheliac
I prefer em dead not cpr'd
 (Daw the Cunt Deffiency in keeping Wind since 1970, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:13, , Reply)