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This is a link post Iron Sky trailer
Moon Nazi's. How can this not be the greatest film ever made?
(Peacocke, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post been waiting for this film to be finished for 5 years :D

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same!
Bring it on.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:16, , Reply)
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film documentary
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post nein..du hast mein testikel gestohlen!!

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This is a normal post It's in the Albert Hall

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye. Nice to see Udo Kier in it as well.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:49, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
I love that it's getting its premiere at the Berlin film festival
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This is a normal post REALLY!!!???!
Fuckit I'd watch it, hope it's in 3D it's just the right kind of crap that should be!

Nice holophonics BTW, anybody else wish more movies would do decent 2.0 mixes? The trailers do but pretty much all blu ray movies now just assume you MUST have 5.1 or 7.1 OR ELSE, and yet pretty much every person I know doesn't. And those that do don't have the necessary clean and uncluttered perfectly square perfectly symmetrical miniature cinema space to make it work without being feckin annoying for those of us off to one side a bit, constantly getting foley and background extras whispering into our left ear and such!

I think as we all only have two ears the two speaker system, or 2.1 (a bass box) was always adequate, and holophonics is perfectly good for giving a sense of depth and surround sound without needing 8 speakers and 50 metres of wiring cluttering up the living room, but it's apparent modern film makers disagree!

/rant
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This is a normal post Sieg Heil.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post the only thing that would make that better
is if they were zombie space nazis
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
That^
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zombie Stewart Lee
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's just uncalled for.
He's a cunt.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post wish Worst Case Scenario hadn't been canned :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-PpUygrwKg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOM0ioR6Rns&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:27, , Reply)
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Well, I'm definitely going to be watching Dead Snow again tonight after watching that trailer. Gave me the bleedin' jibblies that did.
 (I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post arr yeah
I put myself down as an extra on that as well, was well looking forward to a weekend in dutchland pretending to be a zombie ;o)
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post zombie pirate unicorn raptor space nazis

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Say that ten times fast!

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:41, , Reply)
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zombie pirate unicorn raptor disabled space nazis
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:58, , Reply)
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zombie pirate unicorn raptor incontinent space nazis
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:04, , Reply)
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LESBIAN zombie pirate unicorn raptor incontinent space nazis
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:25, , Reply)
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are sitting on your face.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't spoil the sequel...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post A film with Nazi Millennium Falcons.
Life is good.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That last quote about Valhalla
Not sure, but I'm pretty sure they took it from this guy who was blamed for the sinking of the battleship Tirpitz. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Ehrler#Quotations
Sorry for the unfunny, not-pointless nature of this post.
Film looks right up my street, by the way. My girlfriend? Not so much, I fear.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's probably a good thing the film doesn't look right up
your girlfriend. i wouldn't worry about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nazis did go to the moon
The Nazi V2 rocket program, most of the bloody scientists built who built it - then went on to build the Saturn rocket which flew the Luna lander to the moon.

And the more junior V2 scientists that the USA didn't take were used for the Russian space program. Although I think after they were debriefed they didn't last within the space program whilst the US one was literally stuffed with ex-Nazis for years.

Nazis on the moon!
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Based on a true story'
Yay!

But 'there is no dark side of the moon really, matter of fact, it's all dark...'
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This is a normal post Shirley it's all lit at some point?
We only see one side as it's tidal locked to our rotation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite right!
Points to Amadeus!

There is no dark side, except on movies, there is a far side, which I guess is what they really mean, but the side we never get to see could indeed hide quite a lot of space nazis!
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This is a normal post Or Clangers and a large Soup Dragon

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait
the see the prequel where they battle to the death!
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This is a normal post Oh but that means the Clangers lost
and the Soup Dragon was maybe taken on as a slave to the Moon Nazis ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends
We thought the Nazi's had lost...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a good point indeed
especially when their is a Solar Eclipse the "dark side" of the moon is fully lit up.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Their Nazis are better than our Nazis!"
Frequently heard at NASA during the early setbacks in the USA's space program.
 (I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post So Sarah Palin is the President of the USA
thank fuck the Moon Nazis are coming lol :D
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post At last, one of them makes it to release.
I have terrible luck in picking indie films I want to see completed. I mourn Rescue Rocket X-5 with its last known update over 4 years ago, and Man Conquers Space, the documentary of the 1950s Moon base and Mars exploration projects, has been in production for over a decade thus far.
 (I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post We can only hope
this gets the kind of distribution it needs.

I get right fucked off that people go and watch any old shit that the major studios put out, yet something like this that someone has sweated blood over, and looks far more entertaining, will probably ending up going straight to video.

If this got a big release it would do really well, but will any distributor take a chance?
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This is a normal post It'll probably be an underground hit and cult classic.
by that I mean torrented to fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Judging by the reaction it seems to be getting
one would hope that distributors would be fighting over it!
 (Super Jet Shoes, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's an apostrophe missing.
Clearly amateur.

Clearly fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind the moon nazi's...
Sarah Palin will be president in 2018! We're all doomed! DOOOOOOOMED!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait to see this thing.
This cannot possibly suck. I only recently realised it was based on a Johanna Sinisalo story and she's basically right up there with Neil Gaiman as a SF storyteller (but sadly, hasn't been translated into English much). Should be epic.
 (Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 6:38, , Reply)