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This is a link post I've just goatse'd the Daily Mail. NSFW
It's all over now, but you can re-live the drama with the official commemorative cameraphone video, courtesy of The Coast Of Yemen.

The Daily Mail were linking to the big version of my picture on the b3ta front page, as seen on this screenshot from the title page of their website...



So I changed the picture.

It was a there for a little over four hours before they noticed, and deleted the link.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah ooh you cheeky scamp!
Well done Sir!!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see it =(

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post you seem unhappy, not
to be seeing someones grossly widened anus. how strange of you!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You have to click the link
but anyone who clicks on that link from the front page of the Daily Mail's website will find goatse staring back at them.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder who he is
does he have pride in knowing the whole world has seen his colon?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post to find it...
search the page for Athiest (using ctrl + F) and click the link

you sir, are genius
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post he loves seeing a gaping
anus.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post AHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHHHAA!
a pictorial representation of the contents inside the mail.

ACE!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post How long do you think it'll be before anyone notices?
It will be an interesting experiment to find out how popular that section of the Mail's website is.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Might be a while.
I can't even find it.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It's on the main page.
edit: picture moved to main post
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I must have read that
at east 20 times and not seen it. Fuck I'm getting old :D
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking win!
I'm glad I some how had a part in this.. even if it was your suggestion lol.

:D grins
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post LEGEND
You star, sir, you utter, utter star.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, excellent.
Oh, I spotted it on reddit earlier, by the way.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe, yeah, I saw that.
www.b3ta.com/board/9139384
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic social news site, submitted twice.
I like the comment "nice try. we can actually see buses stop now and then."

What?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, my favourite exchange is:
Looks like it was poorly photoshop'd to me.

- - -

It's kinda pitiful, ya. Besides the fact that I highly doubt any transit authority would approve such an advert on their bus stops.


Well, shit. That's me told.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's certainly worked.
You are an absolute star Sir.

*Doffs cap*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahah!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahah
Fuck yeah!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post heh heh
nicely done sir!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *shakes hand*
The fact that its the Daily Fail makes it so much more satisfying :D

Shame there's no way of keeping it for posterity.

EDIT: I just clicked on that with Mr t0ria sitting next to me- he wasn't expecting it!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post does the mail
have a red button we can press to complain?!!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I love you
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i love you deeply and truly

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking excellent!
Best of the web for '09!


"viral" indeed!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaw!
I just read that the famous 'dancing streetsweep' has been effectively chased out of chiswick by right wing cunty types.

Fucking butmunchers.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
that is fucking outstanding. I salute you and all who sail in you.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! That i don't blame you for sir...
you loon!!! that has completely made my day!
you sir are a legend!!!!!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolute
fucking genius ...... I doff my hat in defference to you Sir.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post oh hatpiss!
i should refresh the page more often.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry, there are enough hats for everyone!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!
*throws many hats in the air*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked I Like This
but I feel so dirty inside
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done sir!
*tips hat* :)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh very well done.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ban this sick filth!
Genius.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ...AHHHhaahhaHHHHHha

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post you win 1,000 internets
:D
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the next logical stage is a barrage of angry emails
to Mr Dacre...

"I was subjected to a horrific image....

... expect compensation.... and a new monitor - i can't look at it anymore without that image springing into my mind"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha, yes!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in!
good work fella
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahaha
Fucking yes
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Dish of the day is Win...
...with an extra portion of Genius.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I am speechless
That is remarkable, 10 points to you.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahaha
I'm so happy I was here to see that.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *genuflects*
We are not worthy! ;)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha holy fuck
We all bow to your genius, sir.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I am in awe
and so, erm, happy to have seen it before it disappears!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaahaaaaaaaaaa!
You sir, are a fucking legend, quick, let's all email the PCC!

b3ta does it again, who gets goatse'd next?

We are truly not worthy

where's the mind bleach
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post best of the web - digested
ha ha ha
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post pffffft

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post AaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Genius!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahah
oh fuck

that's brilliant
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post splendid, not just them either!
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=bus_stop_bigger&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post pfffft, got goatse on a christian website too!
YES!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear
now that blog bloke who originally posted the image without your tag is also getting the goaste pic; and attributing it to you!
(http://trevorcoultart.wordpress.com/2009/01/27/theres-probably-no-bus/)

you may wanna sort this out before people think YOU are goatse!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure sticking [email protected] across the image will help clear things up

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I sent him a message
but he hasn't got it yet. Now that I do feel bad about, he changed the picture at my request... he was e-mailed one with my tag cropped off, so I politely asked him to change it. He was very nice, and did so.

I honestly hadn't realised that he'd just hotlinked the full version from my b3tards account, though. He was hosting the first pic himself, I had assumed he would do the same with the full one.

edit: he's changed it now. He wasn't entirely happy, but that'll teach him not to hotlink images.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
nicely done
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post you genius, you absolute nutter, this is gold
fucking hell. hahahahaha
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post YES YES YES!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's gone now.
Ah well, it was good while it lasted.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That was brilliant, sir! :D

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post that was great
shows that they dont check their own headlines!!

have woo!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Truly.
Awesome.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaahahahahhhahhahah!

(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 2:53, Reply)
This is a normal post A fucking masterstroke.
I love you.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahah Naughty

(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I've warned him about loving me.

(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Daily Mail? *click*
Hotlinking? *click*
Goatse? *click*
*click* *click* *click* *click*
(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes! Oh yes oh yes oh yes!
You complete star!!!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You are the greatest human being alive
and I am having a womb implanted so I can have your babies. Seriously I love you.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, linking is always acceptable,

(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That's as may be,
but the opportunity to do this to the Daily Mail was too good to pass up. It may have been an immature and puerile act, but bloody hell it felt good.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
but did they give the author full copyright credit - I doubt it, so it serves them right
(, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Haaaaaahahahhahaha
blooody marvelous!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahahaha :D

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Great work sir.
I really should check out the links board more often.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post well done that man

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You deserve an OBE
Rob should give them out for services above and beyond the call of duty.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunting amazing!
*click, obviously*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post the next time that the topic of the impending death of newspapers comes up, i'm telling people about this.
great fun, sir.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post well done
serves those lazy thieving journalists right :)

keep on goatseing - look I've invented a new verb - it'll be in the OED soon :)
(, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
Soup herbly genie arse!
(, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post WIN!
Totally fucking win.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING *GLEEEEES!!!!
:DDDDD
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post We are not worthy
brilliance. Shame its gone now, I wish I'd seen it...so to speak
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha.....
2 years down the line, and I can still click this....!!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post top banana
: D lol
(, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)