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This is a link post More Russian meteorite footage
Piss-pant scary in the Urals! Ummm...also, nobody seems to have mentioned the far larger fucking great asteroid "DA14" that's currently hurtling towards Earth at 17 thousand miles per hour and is due to miss up by the width of a gnat's pube at about 7:25 tonight. It'll be "hopefully" passing us at an altidude of less than many man-made satellites in orbit. Could this Russian meteorite be part of a cluster? That's what happened in Deep Impact anyway.

*puts head between legs and tries to kiss arse goodbye. Fails because too fat to bend that much*
(Leemondus, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post *eats popcorn*


edit: the fact that DA14 is coming is coincidental, it is passing to the south apparently, this one came from the north. Fucking crazy though. Personally I reckon it is a conspiracy by a bunch of russian glaziers.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Coincidence"
That's what they want you to believe.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wake up Sheeple!
It was a giant chemtrail caused by HAARP to further the New World Order's ... er... something or other.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its the Rand corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people and reverse vampires

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post wtf is a reverse vampire?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post man

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post doh!
I thought it might be a vampire that pukes blood into peoples necks and is allergic to the dark, with like 4 reflections and constantly eating garlic, with an incredible short lifespan and shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It still bites you at night, like a normal vampire,
but it pumps MIND CONTROL BLOOD in to you till you EXPLODE.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post its a simpsons reference
I thought someone would have gotten it.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fish heads, fish heads.

(unreliablemonkeybutler, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3qUQZy_f_c

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got it!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dental plan

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post OOH I am judging you SO harshly right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let him be, he still sparkles.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post No one can steal my sparkle!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sunshine!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post *twirls*

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a reference found in an episode of a cartoon broadcast nearly 2 decades ago on an channel owned by Murdoch.
The Simpsons is an overrated piece of pap that didn't have the good manners to die like every other student fad.

It's factory farmed pasteurized "anti establishment" programming that has all the political teeth of a 70 year old whore who charges a fiver for a gum job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good answer.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks but I fear Tabby is going to go on a mega flounce now.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I'm just about to go caving for the weekend, so I'm in a good mood.
Plus you're a fat, ginger-bearded spastic who's just posted a Douglas Adams link, so you may say whatever you like.
People who think THHGTTG is anything other than massively overrated, smug, badly-written tat that only got published because Adams OBVIOUSLY sucked the right cocks at Cambridge are idiots. Or pre-pubescent boys. Or both.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's some good non-flouncing right there.
Not a fan of Neil Hannon either then?
I think it's a nice song.

Also please note how i'm not making a cheap comparison between your hobby of exploring dark damp holes and potholing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is very big of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post "caving"

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Eats popcorn from his throne of skulls (and one cock)*

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice valve caps!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, you were right, green does look good.

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It compliments the cock and the skulls nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post They found horsemeat in beef products, too.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post The one tonight supposedly isn't visible with the naked eye.
I don't know how big or close the Russian one was. How come no-one knew it was on its way?
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post apparently it weighed 10 tonnes and entered the earths atmosphere at 33000 mph.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fast mover for a fatty

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably going for a kfc.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because they were all too drunk on vodka or playing Tetris
/StereotypeLOLS
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post We can only detect them when they are the size of a swimming pool.
The russian one was probably the size of a paddling pool, possibly as small as a foot spa. Such is the scale on which meteors are measured.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAH!

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
8:10 GMT: Oleg Malkov, an aerospace scientist at Moscow State University, told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper that the meteorite went undetected by space scanners, likely because it was coming from the direction of the Sun. "We can only register stones coming from the direction of the night sky," he explained. Malkov confirmed that the meteor shower in the Urals was not connected to the 2012DA14 asteroid that will approach Earth in a few hours.

Source - www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/18kado/ufo_meteorite_plane_or_rocket_explodes_in_the_sky/c8fln5f
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT?!!!
It came from the sun? We have angered the sun gods by stealing their fire.

*smashes neighbour's roof solar panels*
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post NO!
Now we'll have the God of Solar Panels after us!
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"We can only register stones coming from the direction of the night sky,"

Couldn't they have detected it last night then when it was night time over Russia?

;-)
 (mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
because the Earth would not have been facing the sun, where the meteor was coming from.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't we just get a large C.M.E event from the sun too?
I blame the lack of virgins to sacrifice to our gods.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post How come we didn't know?
Simple. The sky is very big; humans are very finite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post SCIENCE!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or because of God you heathen.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pig Bodine., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fuck.
I'm supposed to be going for a Thai tonight at 8. I KNEW I should have booked for 7.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure
"She" does the ping-pong ball thing at the start then.

QED.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I saw a Thai Show out there last year, they do more than ping-pong balls. One girl pulled a live baby bird out of there, tied to a string, starts flying it round the room on the string. Another had a pea shooter and was shooting balloons out of the air with little metal darts.

Bit of an eye opener.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow! not really sure what to make of that.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, nor was I...
Thought it was very cruel for the bird, especially after when it kept running out of string and she'd just reel it back in and fly it off again.

Had to admire the control the other girl had with her pea-shooter. There was another girl who liked strings of razorblades, and another who's skill was decanting liquids from one bottle to another, but we don't need to talk about that.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0_o

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's everyone so worried about?
It'll burn up in our atmosphere and whatever's left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post An ANGRY CHIUAHUA's head!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're OK with that?
A chihuahua's head falling from the sky would be fucking terrifying.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post especialy if it is still attached to the rest of a very angry chihuahua

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just to note that I appreciate your Simpsons reference.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pig Bodine., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post END OF DAYS PEOPLE
See, this is what happens if b3tards meet IRL.
The gods are angry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! are you refering to who I think you are refering to?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess so.
However, it isn't my place to say any more, so I shan't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post mum's the word. ;)

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:36, , Reply)