You can lead a horse to water, sub-editors' edition.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 15:57,
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that must have been a fucking joy to write.
although I'd have gone for 'man allegedly bites dog '
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 16:33,
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Legal Ruin Classic Headline Shocker.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 17:59,
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If it had happened in Prestwick
Then it's a toss up with "Canines Meet Canine in KA9". Wouldn't make the news though: dog counts as one of your five-a-day up there.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 30 Dec 2017, 17:05,
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Local knowledge of postcodes really paying off in the puntathalon games.
I salute you.
Magistrates mull man munching Missy the mutt on Manvers street.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 17:49,
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Manc Man's Spaniel Scran
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 30 Dec 2017, 18:11,
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