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This is a link post I want this

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
That's the Marconi factory he drives out of, five mins away from my house.
It's being turned into flats now. Cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post lego hair man has hair made of lego
what ? your house is being turned in flats now? right now as you sit there wanking in to your ready break?
thats a real shame having to loose your house to a load of strangers.
i recon we should all have a whip around and donate some cardboard boxes to you so that you can at least still have an upstairs even if it is made from cardboard. that way you can never be made homeless as you can take it with you.
always a bright side to every problem so glad i could help please dont call again
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it was filmed in the 70s: he's going to look a bit different now.
*checks internet* But quite distinguished-looking.
You go for it: His name's Michael Rodd, btw.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It'll never catch on.

(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow wow wow wow
best 0'36'' . how the shuddery are they doing this. What witchcraft? etc
 (Twisted Technic .. as if, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remembers Michael Rodd
from Screen Test
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remembers theme tune from Screen Test
...but remembers Michael Rodd more from Tomorrow's World. Happy days!
 (TheBowlOfPetunias : "Oh no, not again...", Mon 12 Nov 2012, 2:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope I live long enough to see the day when we can all have one of these "walkabout phones"

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post sort of.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/150725706379

On the other hand 'limited to 3 minutes' ought to be law.
 (speedevil, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Bloemencorso Festival, Netherlands.
Loads of huge, colourful and amazing sculptures made out of flowers paraded through town. The whole 2012 Festival is here (it's over an hour long but worth dipping into):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TqwiSS9eXU

And some photos here:

www.flickr.com/photos/omroepbrabant/sets/72157627592684912/with/6113075527/

Happy Friday everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want to do Rio
some day before my willie becomes redundant
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ferdinand?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post No not fishlips

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post me and the wife went to that many years ago. the floats are really stunning!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Do you have access to 4 schoolgirls and their piss?
This sounds too good to be true.
You'ld probably get in trouble if you gave it a
go in this country though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I may do, depends on whether nursery counts as a school. Also, do they have to be my children?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like menstrual piss in that jar

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a link post George Carlin on Religion NSFW
Sums things up pretty accurately for me.

This maybe double GC but fuck it
(Jalf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well.
"I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness"

In this sentence the Nth word contains N letters. clever eh ?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like that.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post my head hurts

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive: Now Tell me
one hundred consecutive words without using the letter a
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
One, two ...... ninetynine, hundred
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
Here is my fulfilment of your previous request for writing one hundred consecutive words without using the specified letter, which I found to be quite simple to produce, if slightly time consuming (of course, you did not specify whether the words should be unique or if it is permissible for there to be repetition). I hope you consider this deed likewise impressive. If you would like me to supply you with more words of this ilk, or perform some other written stunt, just let me know -- I would be delighted to provide you with such services in the future.

(However, I feel my work is needless, given the preceding post...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post always worth a watch

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh. Never liked him much.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Rufus dude.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rufus is cool.
Carlin ain't.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doug stanhopes view on the matter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExAw4hIhRIU
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a link post BOTLN Hallowe'en special
Skip to after 4 minutes for the shitest special effects ever seen, so shite it's brilliant!
(backofthelandingnet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fishing is for cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post But watch the video, Tabs! You'll become a born-again angler.
My personal favourite bit was where 3 bored, cold guys begin an unscripted, witless conversation about a fish they caught once. I'm glad the video lasts for 13 minutes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never!
It's not just unnecessary animal cruelty*, it's unnecessary animal cruelty by witless, dull cunts.
*unless (arguably) they eat everything they catch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Ummmm... OK....
So it looks like the people who run one American town heard the phrase "obesity crisis", and assumed that it meant that there aren't enough obese people.

And they declared war on teeth at the same time.

8:47 am: Hmmmm. Move along. Probably nothing to see here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
that is a joke right?
Edit - I can't find a town called Talon on the map
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've checked the date
and it's not the 1st of Aprl... and CBC is reputable...

I'll have to do a bit more of a search later today, but I see no glaring signs of it being a joke yet.

*please let it be a joke*
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes it is
from the same people who did this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzcVNqwPypA
which everyone thought was real too
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm.
Pecos County exists, but Talon isn't mentioned. Either it's a fake, or too small and insignificant to mention.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh what?
They've add sugar to the frickin mains water supply?

Some plan to kill off all the diabetics?

And what about all the non drinking uses like heating, cars, gardens?

[edit]
Just looking for another source of the story and all the google news links are leading to "page not found"
Verdit: Bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post And what about sanity?
EDIT: See my reply to HT above. I'm going to do an search when I get to the office. For once, I hope it is bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's some funny stuff on that site..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Fear of the dark Iron Maiden
Fantastic song. Winding down on a friday evening.

Happy bloody friday people
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post A great song live
"Fear of the dark...YOU"
*crowd* FEAR OF THE DARK!
"bwahahahah"
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a wonderful thing.
I see it and raise you the LIVE VERSION!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=QMWAsS2xP7E
 (saint_edward, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post It really amuses me
that the same man who sang this was on Radio 4's "Any Questions" last week: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01nlbxz/Any_Questions_School_of_Music_Cardiff_University/
 (aramando, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post \m/

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell
These zombies are just getting faster and faster! What are they? drag zombies?
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a real shame
I've been looking forward to a film version since it was first mentioned. I do like the way the zombies swarm though, that looks good.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 7:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post one nice CG effect does not a movie make

They were slow in the book, it was a war of attrition. This am verrr disappoint
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know
Can't really have a battle of Yonkers when they are moving like that
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/board/10878175
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've not read the books
but yeah, this looks generic
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post A few explosions and some giant knockers
and we've got ourselfs a Michael Bay flic.

(and zombies are suppose to shuffle like you and me in a Tesco-congaline. That's sort of the point of them. That and murdering those you love and strangers)
 (Fistshaker, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to defend this
then realised Marc Forster is directing...

As you were
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not read the book but it looks like "I am legend" All over again
Studio buys rights to a book just because it's popular and has a good name.

BTW read I am Legend, it's really good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPE00A6b9TY&t=3m0s

Which I also enjoyed.
Walking dead follows the comics and is tedious tripe. I like an entertaining generic blockbuster from time to time :)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love zombies
and I hate Walking Dead. Soapy crap.

I see it as the zombie thing for people who don't like zombie things
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Series 1 was good

(Queef In a Jar, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only saw up to halfway of season two but have read most of the comics.
It doesn't follow the comics by a long shot.

Comics had lots more happening, drama and brilliant character development.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I stand corrected
I didn't make it to season 2 - but season 1 appeared to be story for story... Just show how shite it is if the comics 'had lots more happening' - the series had far more frames....
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It used a couple of locations but took serious liberties with the characters.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post walking dead just got good, they started killing off all the moaning women and tedious characters

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post *spoilers*
In the comic on average a main character would die or get really fucked up every couple of books.

If they've just started bumping people off then they've got a lot of catching up to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It just got good, and it only took, what? Three seasons?
Not much of a recommendation, really.
 (Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is why I don't watch "must see tv"
Invariably the person recomending it will say "it gets good around episode 7". Fuck that.

You hook me in the first episode or I ain't going any further
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was good then it got worse now its better
an opinion expressed by a person, watch or don't watch
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like the idea
of them swarming like ants or termites, could be used quite interestingly...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post for added penetration

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glasgow!
I totally live there
 (I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post me anaw

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post i find brad pitt unconvincing as any character besides the bumbling idiot roles he's played.
and tyler durden.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post They said that it couldn't be done, and they couldn't do it.
The book is a series of short stories that tell a larger tale. It is what it says that it is: an oral history.

Slapping the title of a book that really impressed me as a masterpiece the first time through (that's called a back-handed compliment, folks) onto this generic zombie flick more or less spoils the movie for me, but it does look like fun. I'll watch it at home when it's available on DVD.
 (Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, that looks like the kind of film I'd actually pay money NOT to watch
bonus 'fuck off' points for whining child in trailer: I mean Christ! if she's that annoying in the trailer, just imagine how annoying it'll be in the entire film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh...
Zombies do not run. If they run, they're classified as undead. So this is an undead film, not a Zombie film. (It also looks disappointing.)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^all of this

fucking zombie film..is it fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post that first scene was glasga :)

AND ZOMBIES DON'T FUCKING RUN
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks fucking awful.
I look forward to not watching it.

In seven months.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That fucking Plan B
Gets involved with everything.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yawn zombies.
Boring. I cannot believe how easily the mindless masses are marketed into buying into mindless masses.
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a link post (^(^;;^)^) IMPORTANT TEAM SPIDERS PROPAGANDA NETWORK NEWS! (^(^;;^)^)
LOVE TEAM SPIDERS, MAMMALS!
LOVE US!
(^(^;;^)^)
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK YOU DAILY MAIL.
We need the unpronouncable redirector back.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 6:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^)
TEAM SPIDERS LOVES THE DAILY MAIL!
We crawl through Melanie Phillips' brain every night.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 6:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spider milk, spider milk
Out their bums comes spider silk
Milk the spider carefully
Use the milk in your tea
Look out! Here comes the spider milk.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 7:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
i will commit to sing this upon making a tea as often as i remember :)
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Daw.... in the second photo he looks so sad. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well,duuuh.
He won't be able to go and venomise anyone for a while.
(^(^;;^)^)
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck you daily mail

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post GET 'IM TEAM SPIDERS!
SET MELANIE PHILLIPS ONTO RORY!
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 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Mario Kart meets Drive.
Not my kind of thing but i know there are a few here (taters, i'm looking at you, i think) who loved the film so thought i'd post it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post i liked that ...
all the way up to the end bit when they said... here we are like us crap... i am back to being angry and wanting to punch people in the face. there needs to be a 'i half like this' here button.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah...
"Hey, look at us, we're here!!! Subscribe to our channel because we're all, like, sooooooo nice!!!!", that shit pisses me off too, i should have put a warning in the link description.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hahaha this is good :)
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:54, , Reply)
This is a link post So the Dyson award was awarded for a thing called the safety net, i decided to look for a video of how it actually worked. this was the top result on you tube.... filtered by this week.
a man taking apart his Dyson and cleaning it. with the worst soundtrack and amateur video editing evar. however he goes on to bitch about star screws, his wife, and clogging and shit design around 9 minutes in that made me laugh a bit too hard all while hideous musac is playing over him talking.

actual Dyson award link that started this here:
news.discovery.com/tech/fishing-net-wins-dyson-award-dnews-nugget-121108.html#mkcpgn=rssnws1

forgive me everyone it is a TBT.
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Considering he's recording an 'informative' video, you'd think he'd put the music lower in the mix wouldn't you?
Oh, wife's hair "Ohhhh miiiiy Gaaaaawd....".
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post volume control is beyond him...
it is called MY TITLE on the intro.
and he has 16 dogs and 100 cats. he has a problem that is beyond a broken vacuum cleaner.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Henry > Dyson

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Word.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 6:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, the choice of builders, decorators and professional cleaners everywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember when we had all the Henrys serviced at work
They were all lined up facing the same way and they looked like a invasion fleet of...er....vacuum cleaners
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible music you say?
I know how we can sort this one out....
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 7:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Butthurt Romney Supporters I made this!
I was enjoying looking at the pictures of butthurt romney supporters so much that I decided to edit them all together into a slide show and do a cover of hurt by johnny cash to go over it.

Can you feel the pain?

:D
(superpowerless, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me.
Why leave the job half done by just pissing on Johnny Cash's grave? You should have dug him up and shat on his corpse just to finish the job off properly.

You also forgot to click that you like your link...oh wait, no you didn't.

67 likes, 67 links posted at time of posting.

Nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
lol it's not even Johnny Cashs song, it was written by Sad Kermit
 (superpowerless, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i'm not going to dare you to go and piss on Trent Reznor now, am i? Him being alive and all.
Actually, no, you totally should do that, you should film it too and post it here.

Extra points if you manage to shit on him too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'd like that, if Broken is anything to go by.

(I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The challenge has been set.
See that, superwhatsit? We demand video evidence though, Scrunt can watch it to verify it for us.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:15, , Reply)
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challenge accepted!!!
 (superpowerless, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe you could piss on tupacs grave while shitting on the grave of "insert generic dead rapper name here"
and at the same time vomit all over your self while taking a dyson appart and playing shit music ?




just a suggestion is all
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post wait waht did superpowerless do bready?
forgive me i am slow this evening.
but if my likes and comments are anything to go by as of last week i like exactly my same number of comments.
*note to Miss F stop liking things*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so confused by b3ta sometimes
Could somebody please explain the appropriate likes to comments ration, I'm currently running at 40 to 85 on links so God knows how many people I may have inadvertently offended.
 (Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:56, , Reply)
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Oh my spelling, ratio.
 (Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean besides spamming us with his shit?
Nothing...
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Who's Ready for Ice Cream?: Tony Kenner Comedy Genius NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post *whispers*
Stewart Lee directed this....
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post STEWART LEE YOU SAY !!!!!!
Funny and dark all at once.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post i watched all of that...
and felt a strange urge to start cleaning guns.
i think i will just drink more instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey it's Troy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TdER4A5HrE
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was on the Jonny Vegas DVD my brother got for xmas one year
We were both bemused by how shit it was.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Leviathan (1989) NSFW
full movie film. :D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read the book, can't say underwater monsters were in it
(for the less educated - I'm referring to Thomas Hobbes)
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Thomas Calvin and
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 1:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Thomas Russell
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post saved this for later, later is now. thanks for this. :)
long time since i have seen this one. and Buckaroo Bonzai is in it!!... come to think of it... i need to find Buckaroo Bonzai! but this will do for now. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gawd, does that equipment look old or what :(

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Mr. Magic - Coin I made this!
Mr Magic lifts the lid off the box of magic secrets.
 (weareace, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awseome Skills!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can now impress the elderly and dogs.

(weareace, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sneaky.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Magic is one sneaky shit indeed.

(weareace, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always wondered how that trick was done.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to be of service!

(weareace, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is how i always suspected it happened.
you've blown the lid off the magic world. though, i guess other magicians will be giving you the cold shoulder now.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite.
Mr Magic has been hiding in his shed for the last 2 weeks. The Magic Circle have sent a highly trained team of reconnaissance doves to scour the UK and find him.
 (weareace, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post we need to start a rumour now
that the Mr. Magic depicted in this vid, is in fact, David Blaine wearing a mask. then problem solved.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post you mean david blain wearing a mask under his real face?
that would explain the weird face he does every so ofet, you know like whan a baby shits it's nappy? yeah that sort of face
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a parody?
I've had a 20p coin on my hand for the last hour
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post the tax man cometh

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I try this but it keeps levitating the coin instead.
what am I doing wrong?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe your upside down?
to check simply follow the instructions below.

1 does the the carper feel like artex or look all sort of bumpy?
2 is it hard to sit in a chair with out the blood rushing to your head?
3 do people on telly look like there upside down?
4 rule 3 does not apply if you are watching porn
5 does your cat look less of a cutn
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Sooooo excited

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post try to hide it

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:07, , Reply)
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I dunno, mrandrist is about to lose control and I think I like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's nowhere really to go after this bit is there?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crunchies?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post *loses control*
How was that for you quackpipe?

If you want I can wipe it up...
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoy! Saw him at ATP
and you know what I had completely forgot until now. I may have been slightly merry on local cider, and ting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers lovely
Ting is the shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing him tomrrow at the Warehouse Project in Manchester,
along with Squarepusher, DJ Shadow and a bunch of other people! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Joi!
I considered going to that instead of the London gig, but if I go to London I can do other career/marriage wrecking things with the rest of the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe.
Enjoy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky you!
Let me know what the new venue is like. The last one was great but bloody freeeezing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will do!
I didn't really like the previous venue (crap acoustics, cramped in the main space and filthy with exhaust deposits, since it's normally an underground carpark) so am hoping for a huge improvement!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.
I thought that was going to be a vid of JLS turning on the christmas lights at Cribb's. ;`(
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Funny name corner
Never get bored of these. RIP Dick Nackers
 (I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Barb Dwyer
pinterest.com/bbdwyer/
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ... and another former colleague Norb Norkus
www.linkedin.com/pub/norb-norkus/11/a21/473
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing where most of them are from...
makes them the Green Bay Nackers.
 (bluestu, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 6:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Jack's Anal Persuasion NSFW
Stuck for what book to buy your dad this xmas?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like a classy read
does it work for men as well or is that still a taboo subject ? if you are not gay
and i am not gay in any way shape form , definatley full man hetrosexual nothing gay going on here
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm neither gay

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post edit: gay neither

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post apart from
that gay section of you. The bit on the left.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:27, , Reply)

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