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This is a link post World's Best Dad
He has photos to prove it!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone, somwhere has taken this seriously
And is leaving angry and illiterate comments about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha!
'Trust me, you’re not the only person on the internet without a sense of humor.' is an excellent reply.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post HDR IS SHIT AND MUST DIE
That sort of thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post THIS!
THIS WITH FLAMING HAMMERS ON!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd actually endorse a lot of those.
Especially the ones with fire, and knives, and standing on a baby's head.

BaC.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your ideas are intriguing to me
and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kids are way worse than babies

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lies.
Kids are bad, but babies are worse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Babies are dull and do nothing
Kids can be entertaining at least.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't say they do nothing.
They bawl, and shit, and make their parents go weird.

Weirder, in the case of my niece.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who among us has not jammed a metal-handled knife into a working toaster?
I know I have.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fork in my case.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Photos?
They look like the entire images are made up of composites in photoshop
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Found that funnier than I was expecting.
'Late for work' was an actual LOL.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
love it. Absolutely love it.

Pity about the violent use of HDR effects.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked his last load of pictures
And these are just as good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Bristol Bike Crime
Local police set up some bikes getting stolen in Broadmead to see if people call 999, or in fact do anything at all. What would you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post My thinking is if you dialed 999 for theft of a bike you'd be waisting the time of the emergencies surely?
Is there a number for lesser crimes being witnessed? Most people don't know it. Therein lies the problem.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post When it was on local news
the reporter told the police that someone had text in to say they rang 999 to report a bike crime and the copper said they couldn't do anything about it. The response was that people should at least call it in, I'm guessing for statistics?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post But if you dialed 999 would you be wasting the call time that could be used for a life and death emergency?
That'd be my concern. That's why I wouldn't have dialed 999. I'd have taken a photo/reported it to the police, but my intuition wouldn't tell me to dial 999 on the spot. Maybe I'm in the wrong.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post After watching '999: What's your emergency?'
calling in bike crime will seem like a proper emergency compared with the shit that gets called in over a weekend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post 999 if the crime is in progress.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
life or property is at risk.

They won't do anything about it like, but you apparently should ring 999 anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post 08000683625
Is the non-essential number you need.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post 01189998819991197253

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and then steal it back again!?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sniggers*

(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post So true,,
I live in amsterdam and have a few bikes (as you do here) now and again you come back to your bike to realise someone else has locked their bike to yours. It's happened to me a couple of times now and the last time I was really angry because I was late for work and had to just leave it.
After work I came back and it was still locked to another bike.
I went home and got my tools and took the other bike to pieces on the pavement right infront of everyone, more out of rage then getting the lock off it must be said. Many people just watched me in a furious state take the bike apart. One guy even challenged me and spoke to me for a while but did nothing.
After about 30 mins I finally got my bike free by cutting the lock off with an angle grinder and left the other bike in a pile on the floor ;)
Nothing happened apart from the pile stayed there for a few weeks as a warning to others not to do this again ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least someone challenged you...
I have done the same a couple of times with people being dodgy round cars and bikes and not been stabbed...yet. I think people are too scared.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to know a lad who stole for a 'living'
He'd openly break into cars etc. and when I asked him about getting challenged he said that he figured his motivation to get away would far outweigh anything a passer-by would be prepared to do to stop him
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was once arrested in Amsterdam for throwing bikes into the canals
I was released a few hours later with a stern telling off. Not the highlight of my career but I assure you it was entirely drug fuelled.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHAME ON YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post The next day I saw a canal boat with a crane on it scooping out all the bikes.
There was fucking loads of them no doubt thrown in by twatty English like me.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always end up in these places when I go there:
3.bp.blogspot.com/_KFRBtn_QhHk/TAxiFfUHfaI/AAAAAAAAAFM/MxjDqfTZHFA/s1600/food_febo.jpg
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post *strangely dissapointed by pissflaps link*

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
I held my nose when I clicked too. Can't be too careful
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do the snacks tap on the windows when you walk by......
....and really not like it when you take pictures?
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post honestly, its easy to do a crime and film and go "omg the police arnt doin there jobs omgs!"
but thats bollox and the police are bollix. fuk off. if bin to the pub
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah!
I would say 'are you drunk?' but you clearly are! HURRAH!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post shuyafuginmaaf!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should run right up and punch the perpetrator square in the mush.
A man with a broken nose is much easier to pick out in a line up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Economics of Stolen Bicycles
Low risk means it's a popular sport. blog.priceonomics.com/post/30393216796/what-happens-to-stolen-bicycles
 (larrybob, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post So true, that is why I ride a skateboard.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 10 Nov 2012, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Behind the scenes of Dragon Baby
That kung fu baby short you all liked from Patrick Boivin.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Adult Dragon Baby is a bit cute...

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paedo

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post What can I say?
I like a handsome grown up Frenchman in a baby-grow. Apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't go that far

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post They all say that
*Judges*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be happy to try it
for cash.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post i shit myself
but not in a sexual way
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not really a better option is it tickle.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post what?
what's wrong with shitting yourself in the privacy of your own home? or someone else's. your's maybe?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Giz a tenner
and you can poo yourself inside out in my living room.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post For a fiver she'll let you post jiffy bags of it to her house.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somehow the original passed me by.
'twas bloody good that.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it me
or does the baby shag the dragon at the start?
 (Tont, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a link post From the Newsletter, so yeah it's more GC than ever.
Am I missing something?

Isn't this a catalogue of persistant and malicious work-place bullying?

If it's true of course, and not some fuck-knuckle thinking this shit is funny and cool...
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Generally I found 27/b pretty amusing
and if you think he really poured 'white paper' all over someone's mobile and moved their desk in to the kitchen then you sir are fairly gullible.

Anyway, I see nothing wrong with defacing someone's nickelback poster.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a duty

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post as I said...'if it's true'

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post My reaction is generally the same.
I used to find Thorne amusing, but he seems to believe in his own mythology. If this stuff is true, he's a monumental arsehole. If it isn't, he's just operating at the level of a monumental arsehole. Neither way does he come off well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post and tat
is why I don't bother reading it any more.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post How much of it is founded in truth?
I mean, he's using what looks like headed stationery from Ogilvy Public Relations:

i.imgur.com/MiABl.jpg

The phone number gives that away, at least. But how many of the people he talks about actually exist and work there?
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 7:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Re-redacted?
(I'm sure the phone number used to be more obvious on that GIF.)
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 7:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Vangelis - Heaven and Hell (Carl Sagan's Cosmos Theme)
To celebrate Carl Sagan's birthday. Timeless music.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sagan is alright
But he's no Patrick Moore for these reasons.
1. Sir P is alive and well. Definitely alive.
2. He's better at space as far as I know.
3. He's the last living human to wear a monocle. And about fifty years after his nearest challenger at that.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4. Sagan never advised children on how to do the Sonic 2 level select cheat

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5. Sagan looked forward to meeting aliens...
Unlike Moore:

"We are being swamped by parasites. Call me a racist but I would send them all back to where they came from."

If you have this much trouble with different people on your own planet, best not go looking for aliens...
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Especially if the aliens happen to be gay
or women.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheer up
He's about a hundred years old with a wildly outdated worldview that most of his generation shared. And he's opened far more minds than he's closed. Anyway, what with his xylophoning and monocle-flourishing he's quite clearly a massive gayer.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a link post The Wolverine iNK bLEED pitch I made this!
My friend made this pitch to try get work as a motion graphic artist. He asked me to ''wish him luck'', I said I'll pimp it out on the internets.
 (Webslinger, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post if he fancies making me a music video for free i'd like that. :D
i don't have money but the songs are awesome. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Lol Thanks for the offer, but he's only looking for paid work at the mo. Send me a link to your awesome songs anyway.
 (Webslinger, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a link post speech controlled elevator
very lol
 (I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post The other 3 episodes are equally hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a link post those crazy russians are at it again
sorry for crap video quality on this one
blah blah blah
wtf?
blah blah
the front fell of
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love broken farmyard machinery!
I'm an Ex-tractor fan :D

*gets coat, runs for the hills*
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post jeez
start's at 1:22, everything before is pointless
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a magic tractor once,
It turned into a field!
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post THE FRONT FELL OFF!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post wtf?

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does, at first glance appear that whilst the rear end remained largely intact,
the front did, in fact, fall off.
 (chippiearnold, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Who let the Dogs out?
Sg are back in full effect
 (goatsy open wide, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a link post 26 pound gummy snake to eat

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you say that to all the fellas

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only the ones with long, gummy pythons.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll tell you anything to get you to put your lips around them.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS?!?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/jelly-dildo.html
you could buy 15 of these!
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could buy a real python and still have money left over for pudding.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post And a TARANTULA!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes, well you've got to have an appetizer.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be daft!
Tarantulas are obviously pudding
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just ask Mr. Wasp, who screws them in the eye sockets.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got locust onna-stick for pud

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Cruel and unusual!
No moisturiser for mass murders. What a bunch of bastards those norwegians are!
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Outrageous!
Next you'll be telling us he isn't allowed lip gloss and fashion magazines!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post waaah.

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post My heart bleeds for him

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post They could always put him in with the general population
I'm sure he would find the facilities much improved, right until they lynched him.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is the norwegian prison service.
I suspect he's in solitary because he's the only one there
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4EVA IN R CELLZ
Well 21 years anyway. Seriously?? 21 years for killing 70 people or something. That's a bargain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post 21 years 'til his sentence comes up for review.
The courts can decide to extend it as many times as they like, they've just gotta look it over periodically and rule on whether he's fit for release yet. Most likely not, but it's the rules over there.

Sounds pretty reasonable to me.
 (EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post And there I was
thinking that I could move over there and kill someone every time I wanted 3 or 4 months worth of peace and quiet.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'll be in prison for life.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Cruel and Unusual"
The best description of /talk denizens ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to hang around there a lot a few years ago.
Can't read more than half a dozen posts at now before remembering why I stopped.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post So he can't put the lotion on the skin?

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boo fuckin' hoo.
Dry your eyes mate.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a link post It's a trap
I never knew walking on grain could be so dangerous.
(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post i spend too much time here...
i read that as wanking, and was very confused by the video for the first few seconds.
i need more coffee.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That too can be dangerous if the farmer catches you!

(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i read that as wanking, and was very confused
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post that does not surprise me about you...

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's because the blood leaves my brain.
Stupid brain.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you stand on your head it counteracts that.
It does however present other problems.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have a spy cam in my closet?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post who needs a spy cam when
you keep leaving your webcam on.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Opens connection*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post See my bruise?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's nasty
you should really get that seen to by a professional.

*Shows professional certificate+*

+written in crayon
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
nyti.ms/SshnWJ
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Skip to 4:35 and see a real human rescue/training
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUQ70lrRwcY&feature=related
 (Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This experiment is flawed.
If you scale down the size of a human, you'd have to scale the grain as well.
All this experiment shows is that it's dangerous to stand on a giant's grain kernels, if he catches you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post butt if he doesnt catch you then that is a differant kettle of mollousc altogether

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Han Silo.
I can't believe no one's said it yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow - a lot of people have got you on ignore at the moment.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pig Bodine., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's lunch time here.
Great pun!
 (Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Got a mug of tea and some biscuits. Now for some music to go with them.
Time for a chill.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's nice to see Ayatollah Khomeni is still getting work.

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Khomeni was never this funky on the hammond organ.
A fucking whizz on the bongos though, to be fair.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post turned a mean solo on the stylophone aswell untill that tragic accident with his beard left the whole front row traumatised

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOVE Lonnie Smith. What a dude.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Slit Scan Technique
It freaked me out initially, then made me laugh a lot.
Video made using the slit a can technique from 60fps footage. I'd like to see more of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe there's an iPhone app for that.
Technology's great, innit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post what's an...'iPhone'?

(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's what they use to run the country these days.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20240874
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I wonder who the final boss is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post mega-pleb

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/slit-scan-camera/id419292360?mt=8
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Facebomb app has got to be my favourite of recent months.
Get drunk, take photo of you with friends (or strangers) and click a button to give everyone the same face. It's a bit like the Tenso meme. We were mucking around with it out on the piss a few weeks ago and it was one of the few things which is as funny when you're drunk as it is when you're sober.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Urggh- please don't think I'm an iPhone owner!
I just heard about whilst browsing things for my android tablet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got an iPhone but I'm not one of those clapping cunts who queues up outside Apple stores when they launch their latest upgrade.
Ugh. Cunts.
I'm sure you can get Facebomb for your Android. See what you think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry? WHAT?
I can't hear you over your clapping cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I have no comeback to that.
*sets iPhone to vibrate and sticks up own arse*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Films*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah we all know the sort of Androids you like

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post your all about the android rectal cunt
we all know it.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post *cries *

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post crying cos the
truth hurts?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't it a b3tard who made that app?
The same guy that made the Face Juggler app.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ she would be good at a reach around with arms like that/\
he on the other hand just looks gay
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Expect to see that in a crappy bank advert in
3... 2... 1....
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Bill Hicks - Early Standup Gig 1985
I know most people here like Miranda, Sarah Millican, My Family and comedies like that so have this dead comedian instead.
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to hear what he thinks about these modern Russell comedians.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take my wifes fleas!

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I rarely LOL
Consider yourself part of a very exclusive club.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post that they should suck satans cock?
is he trying on a croaky stoner stage persona later abandoned here or just stoned?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a reasonable likelihood.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post glad he lost the hat too

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Russell Kane
The man has a limitless capacity for cuntish pointlessness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totally

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That Kurt Russell is hilarious!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post He hasn't dated well at all.
That drawling schtick might have worked back then. Gimme some Mitch Hedberg anyday.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tell us a joke then

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post i say, i say, i say, i say...
good sir, are you, perchance, the back end of an ass?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post no? then, good sir, prey tell me...
are you, perhaps, the front end of an ass?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post no? then good sir, i put it to you that you must indeed be
no end of an ass!

aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You roffled my waffles.

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two nuns on a tandem bike riding down a cobbled street
One says to the other "I've not come this way before"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eXj97stbG8
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knock Knock

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post i done up

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knock Knock

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post who dares?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knock Knock!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHO'S THERE?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knock! Knock!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post gah!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You don't normally knock
just stick your limp worm through the letter box I thought?
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHO IS THERE?

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA&t=1m12s
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a link post John Maus - Rights for Gays
With all the gay-con-paedo-hysteria which may or may not be emanating from Phillip Schofield, I thought some synth would go down well.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Silly, there's no such thing as gays!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I've never seen one.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hear they mostly come out at night
mostly
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hell if I'm turning off the light then!
First, I have to worry about the alligators under my bed, now this!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gay alligators?

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you get them wet they multiply.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved that film.
"Critters" was such a good title too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen your photo:
Honestly, love, you've got nothing to be scared of.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I must confess that's not really me. It's a photo of Nicholas Young from the Tomorrow People

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need these guys
animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/gator-boys

I was in Iceland this last week and Animal Planet was the only channel that worked on the hotel TV. I saw rather a lot of this...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post poor gators..
rumours have been circulating down here that at least some of their show is staged using captive bred gators.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would not surprise me in the slightest

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a link post A tune what I done did I made this!
Just setup my 'studio' for the first time in a while, so cranked out this little ditty last night. It's as finished as I can be bothered to do as it doesn't really go anywhere. Still, fun
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Easy Listening ?
:)

I spent ages working out how to make a linky work - you should use it !(Under Embed tab) Put this URL as the post

www.b3mused.com/audio_player.swf?http_base_url=http://www.b3mused.com/&audioid=570
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post What stuff do you use?
I have piles of flashing lights and buttons in my 'music thing place'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Hamster in a dog outfit

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post HIADOAC

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a charismatic presenter

(I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
He entertained and interested me with his nuanced delivery. Yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish to license this copyright footage.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please contact Barcrap.TV

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the product placement too much?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post there is an image i did not need in my head this morning.
"it was nearly mistaken for a piece of placenta and thrown in the bin."
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post you know the problem, you get your placenta and its all hairy and barks
we've all been there
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post hairy barking placenta
would make a great band name.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Aon Focal Eile
great irish songle with double meanings and bad spelling
last time i heard was at an irish wedding abiut 15 years ago or so between fights and bomb scares was a great time to be sure


friday afternoon ear worm for the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's painfully shit. i love it.
i love it.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post dont you think he looks a lot like rab c nesbitt but with long hair and dungee's on?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think he looks like a massive jimmy savile style paedo

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well
he is, without doubt, a pedo. Obviously.
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post its the fingers ? isnt it ?
dead give away for peados , its always the fingers.
if there in kids pants then there peado fingers
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Let's have some more Goatse

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post SCRUNT

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post MADE FROM MALTED BARLEY

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post SINCE 1935

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post 21x310g

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6.51 kg NET

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post GROSS!
7.20KG
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Insert fingers and tear along perforations

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post My anus is bleeding.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post good, now pull in the direction of the arrows

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:37, , Reply)

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