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This is a link post Dirty Toys
Probably not what you think the title hints at, but I thought this was great. Look out for the hands and feet!
Did a search and couldn't find it.
(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, that's brilliant
Lot of time went into that. *click*
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought
the dirt flying off the tyres was done impressively
 (Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post like
moving the head up a little @ 1:42 is pure genius
 (fulcannelli, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post SK
Whatever that means
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Another rukus in a shop
I like the way this one ends..
Gc-not sure
(Sherbs, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
fucking scumbags
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post wha-pow! out for the count

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!!
Knockout!!
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great work by the shopkeeper.
Those kids were wearing the classic scumbag kit.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post So....
just normal 'yoots' then.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shell suits and crap trainers.
Does da yoot wear heavy metal/mod/punk/etc outfits anymore, last time I was in the UK most yoot were wearing the scumbag kit. It seems to be a particularly British fashion trend, not seen elsewhere.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shocking isn't it?
It's almost like young people are deliberately choosing fashions that align them with rebellious anti-authority types, rather than with their parents. Would never have happened in my day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never really thought of it like that.
I wonder why they don't dress like Boudicca or Simon Bolivar.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure I've got a fluorescent shell suit somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Savile approves of your fashion choice

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Batter up!!!!!!!!
and he is outta here!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder if they managed to un-embed his teeth from the pavement yet?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff.
They deserve it for trying to hold up a shop armed with just school rulers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Urrrghhhh feets!
Imma plow your field with my feet
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'the fuck.
I feel sick now.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Save the Eagles!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Mr. Magic - Legs Fly I made this!
Mr. Magic stabs through the biggest secrets in magic!
(weareace, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. Every. Single. Frame.

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can now fly your own legs!

(weareace, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha har!
click
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks very much!

(weareace, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wot? Not really magic??

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least 63% percent magic mate.

(weareace, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kabukiman-san jooooo?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 2:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Moar of this shit
Debunk it all!
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh, what it did to me. Some good ol' country music. I made this!
If this doesn't break your heart, you don't deserve to have one.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent work Sundae

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thank you for your input
(Maiden did the bits that actually look good for me)
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post superb. Very jealous :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Country music:
the music of pain. Literally.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Play it backwards.
Everything turns out great.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I do like Johnny Cash. I'm such a hypocrite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've met his nephew.
Really nice guy, and I got to hear some unreleased songs.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is great.
I love country music and I love this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bah to country music :-(

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would you like a nice rap next time?
I'll try to arrange Ho's in da house and people popping caps into each other's bottoms.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anything by Slade would be ace ta.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Noddy
should have stood for office. I'd have voted.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post In case you haven't heard of them
I think you might like First Aid Kit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC57z-oDPLs

Seen them live a couple of times, and they're wonderful. Hope they have a long and loud career.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post They indeed
appear of a standard I approve of.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
Terrible Internet bullying DOES work!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was nice that.
Who's the blond with the cracking legs?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post We might never know.
I'm more disappionted that no-one spotted the photo in the vid was a headswap into a pic of Country star Alan Jackson, who might well sue me for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I spotted the swap just didn't know who it was.
My country knowledge ends with Johnny Cash
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You spotted the swap!
It was seamless I tell ya!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could tell by the pixels

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post No way.
My Tattyshop skills are unrivalled! But the fact you have never heard of Alan Jackson concerns me. He does not take himself seriously and therefore is an instant star in my book.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aNjYlgwBN0
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's ok an all but i'm more into norwegian girl bands
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaSSMQVybzE&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me likey
Sort of vid I'd make if I had the skills.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Headline of the week
?
 (I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Week?
Probably the whole year.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing.
Though I was kind of hoping it was a paedophile that exploded from sheer arousal.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! really!?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a link post A man has been rescued in a "delicate incident" after he became impaled on a table leg in his loft in Hertfordshire.
'Delicate incident'? :) so, it was his arse then.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beat me to it.
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post He did?
Or me? :)
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Both.
I am a kinky bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beds, Herts & Bucks
hahahaha!
(i am sure he did)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post F1 championship decider, lights out at 4.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post yup!!!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post He had wood.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Welly, Smelly, Belly....
GC ? Must be......
(jingle_man, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love that they still use the F-111
Such a beautiful plane. Whilst us chumps are waiting for a delivery of boring, dainty F-35s. Bah humbug.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Comedian and entertainer Daniel Songer
I'm morbidly fascinated by this guy. He's got HUNDREDS of these fucking videos.

GC get fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post american version of this guy?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqwDoMqyWxw
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you press 9 enough times
he begins to sound like one of them Indian snake charmer pipes.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post hitting various number 1 thru 9 is hilarious on this video :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pressing 2
is a wonderful insight into his career.
 (WiggZ, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was amazing.

(weareace, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's almost as good as stewart lee!

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a link post "The unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible"
...with a twist.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good for her! Whilst a lot of hunt saboteurs are absolute arseholes
I have no doubt that every person riding a horse there is an absolute fucking cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post berkshire hunt
Talking of cunts a while ago a Btan mentioned the origin of the word Berk.

I have referred to all my close family and friends as Berks ever since.
Behold a bunch of berks from Cuntshire, I am happy
 (tomma turn around an bite you every time, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was aware of the derivation, just don't really like the word- it's a bit 'eighties'.
I have no idea why. I am aware that this is a bit mad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Incredible that the fox doesn't fight her
Probably scared witless, poor thing. Bless her for saving a small life
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fox would later that day rustle through my bins
kill 'em all, I say
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post My sunday school teacher used to always tell us that foxes were actually satan
and all of em needed killing
I say, only way to do it is with a posse of horsemen, pack of hounds, a lil bugle, and posh accents.
Next time we cull badgers, we need to make it into a game, drive tanks that spurt acid or something.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post No spurting please

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post People who are prepared to risk their own life to save a fox's
Should be kept safely indoors on a course of strong medication
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, what a stupid bitch for caring enough about something to actually DO something.
You moronic cunt.Fuck off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its like those idiots always protecting them rhinos and tigers
the poachers have guns
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post boy
that escalated quickly
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post no, you are!

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you.
Good username btw, always meant to tell you that...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
all praise and adulation is welcome
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you can shove it sideways up your cockend too.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post A million issues involving humans would actually be worth her energy and your bile.
Or if animals are your priority then we're losing entire species at a good clip on a planet we've fucked up. Shrieking about which way we exterminate foxes was an unimaginable waste of everyone's time and effort before hunting was banned, and it's an even bigger fucking waste now.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've always been confused by that old argument....
So people shouldn't do anything unless they're sure they're tackling the most important issue currently affecting humanity?
Hmmmm.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the best analogy I can think of.
If you were on Noah's ark and it was sinking, you'd be complaining about the size of the cages instead of helping to bail.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The second logic failure of that argument
is the assumption that people can't be involved in more than one issue at the same time.
 (tomegranate, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post IAnimal rights groups like PETA are involved in loads of issues
Hunting, foie gras, fur, chickens dying on the set of the Hobbit. Fuck knows what else. And all of them are totally besides the point too. They're the wrong fights to pick.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
For you
 (Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
These fights you think are the right ones to pick, by what logic can you assume people aren't involved in those as well?
 (tomegranate, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, the idea of right and wrong.
Stupid isn't it. Stupid people trying to stop something they see as wrong happening right in front of them. How stupid they must be to not understand.
It must be great being astride the world, looking down on all the stupid pointless things people do to try and stop things they see as being wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
awesome fucking opinion, cunt
 (cocobongo lay 'em down and smack 'em yak 'em, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow, good on her
if I saw the cunts on horses I doubt I'd be able to stop my self taking a swing at them
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post what's got six legs and a cunt on its back?
*recycled police horse joke from the poll tax riots*
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd train a fucking tiger to kill hunting dogs and cunts in red coats...
...see how the bastards like a taste of their own medicine.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, do train a tiger to do just that!
*clap* *clap*
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post My "likes" just went up by 4 in this thread, 3 to the same person, not going to say who though.
I really can't be arsed to get involved.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and Pissflaps.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate humans and animals

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post i say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hold on a second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
i sometimes forget how lower class b2ta is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 2:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not really getting the second camera thing...
the horse riding cuntflaps look like utter evil in both videos to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post FENTON!

(PintOfGuinness, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a link post My friend in Oz done a blog.
I thought it was quite good fun, you might too. Makes a nice bit of light hearted reading after the storms last night.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post bookmarked for later...
glad to see you are OK skellytor. has the water gone down yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, quite a bit a bit thankfully, the river rose a hell of a lot, it was quite scary.
the other half of town have been without power since 6 last night. Some girl died because a tree fell on her. It has been interesting.

edit :
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20470728
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post glad to hear its gone down.
it sounded bad. so sad about the girl. :(
edit: Oh dear, that looks really bad! :S
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a bit, more rain expected this evening too, thankfully not as bad though.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20485228
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went caving yesterday.
It was *quite* wet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0.o

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody needs to hear about your sexual exploits.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a link post GTA V trailer
Ron's eel. Or maybe a crappy rick rollin video...
(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess we'll never know
But if you could reply to earlier enquiries:
1. Are you 12
2. Are you a cunt
3. Are you 12 and a cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post you'd like it to be 3 wouldn't you

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like it if you went away,
Your age and level of cuntishness are ultimately, irrelevant
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazingly upset by a Rickroll
love it
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh this is completely seperate from the rickroll, thankfully other members posts gave the game away
I just feel like being unpleasant on a very wet Sunday afternoon.
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post the world needs more people like you
go forth and multiply
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hence why i was asking questions
If you're 12 and a cunt you sound just right for me
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post the ghost of jimmy saville
lives in /links!
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Wooooooh..... etc..
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post then why do you want, answers?
I feel like I'm at a petting zoo, next to the sad, lonely, ugly, farting troll animal that no one else will feed.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Based on a true story

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a link post "old enough for kisses"
Clint Eastwood showing off his incredible acting range
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT'S IN HIS POCKETS!?!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Werther's Originals?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post How curious, it's a strange shape for one if it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a soft one or a hard one?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sick, it was his penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0_o not creepy at all...
from the wiki description about the film: "The film, according to Siegel, deals with the themes of sex, violence and vengeance and was based around, "the basic desire of women to castrate men"."
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post *crosses legs*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post how many freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know the answer to this but i'm keeping mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post let her out of the basement would you?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, i would not.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post is the lightbulb really a lightbulb?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post than it has to want to change.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post IMDB
Director - Jimmy Saville
Script - Jimmy Saville
Fluffer - Jimmy Saville
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post holy christ
Why would they write that into a script?
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post And why would they take 118 takes, all with a different lead actor?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post having just read the plot
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beguiled
it seems less surprising...wtf
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post i read that too...
wtf indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"After rejecting the headmistress for a younger girl, McBurney gets his comeuppance in the form of some painful Freudian symbolism — he falls down the stairs. Eventually his leg is amputated by the headmistress, so as to avoid gangrene. After going on a rampage that scares all of the women, he reforms and announces his intention to marry one of the teachers, but it is too late; he has alienated the youngest girl, the one who first found him, by killing her pet turtle after throwing it aside in a drunken rage. In response, she is coached to pick mushrooms that the headmistress and girls use to poison him."

Was this written by George Lucas?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post A major hit in France....
quelle surprise......
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post where it's considered a very romantic scene

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post and they'd have liked it even more
if it was his daughter and he bummed her.
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post like Last Tango in Paris, instead using a margarine based lubricant
called "I cant believe it's not lubricant"
 (poochengeez, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Sexrays - NSFW NSFW
I was reading this www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/25/technology_at_the_museum_of_old_and_new_art/

Which led me to this (The shit machine): www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSFe91XlwYQ&feature=related

Which led me to this: www.wimdelvoye.be/

an ultimately 'sexrays': www.wimdelvoye.be/xrays.php#
 (sturgeon77, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure your local church
would be happy with his stained-glass window repair service.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post as to the video...
what shitty art.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmmm..

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Rachel Riley from Countdown Knickers visible
Couldn't believe it when I stumbled across this on utube
(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I LOVE THIS SONG
*bops*
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why is her sister such a fatty?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm amazed that people still rick roll

boring as fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Without the dancing
This is nothing.
 (chompedhomas, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post posting a rick roll video on a site that is simply about "click and watch this video" is kind of like shooting disabled fish in a jam jar with a shotgun
you didn't even need the fake description, people would still have pressed play
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Both barrels!

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post it isn't a fake description
it's the title of the video, which I found on youtube, two clicks away from the Chris Morris video below. Which I thought so utterly shit I'd share it, but that seems to have been lost on you
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well, it is really, as you don't actually see her knickers, in the title it says you do, but you don't actually see them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assumed
she had knickers on with 'You've been rick-rolled' written on them
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe i can fly.
I can't though.

I just have a very big imagination.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post /links: disabled fish in a jam jar.
hahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure i'd be pissed off if i could remember what you actually said.
*hits head against window*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post have yourself a bottle of wine and take a nap.
it will be OK.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The window tastes of cold.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you are a cunt.
And 12 I would imagine.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post You may as well have come round my house and flushed the toilet whilst I was in the shower
and for good measure sullen my tub of "fucking hell It's not butter" with toast crumbs. Shame on you
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Eating pussy
Brilliant standup, this guy will go far.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The 'i made this' button is there for a reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post There needs to be an "I wish I made this" button

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it's nice to mock the
mentally challenged.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's in his pockets?
WHAT'S IN HIS POCKETS?????
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 25 Nov 2012, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT? IS? IN? HIS? POCKETS?!!!!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post his meds

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I actually laughed out loud.
oh, and CaC
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Add a roomful of braying simpletons and you've got Michael McIntyre

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post *yawn*
and "wha?". I don't see the connection between this guy's FMOF and McIntyre's material, at all. What the fuck are you talking about?

McIntyre's perfectly ok for his particular comedy audience, just like e.g. Maroon 5 are perfectly ok for their particular music audience. Not ground-breaking or necessarily technically good but it obviously makes people happy.

Richard Herring has done a fine gradual breakdown of MM's material over the last few years over his various podcasts/blogs. I've found it accurate and hilarious. Alternatively, you describing MM's audience as "braying simpletons" is narrow-minded and really horribly arrogant.

I don't find MM very funny either. But on evidence, he's fucking funnier than you.
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Reading spacehog's post, I was thinking 'oh, do get over yourself' - until the last line, when I laughed out loud (or 'lolled' as I believe the young folk say these days). On balance, it probably would have been better to edit the rest out, methinks.

I happen to quite like Michael MacIntypre, though I wouldn't pay to go watch him. I neither bray (I tend to chuckle) and I do not believe I am a simpleton (I have a moderate degree).

So that proves it.
 (Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 6:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough, I agree with all of that.
I quite like him too.

edit: and I also quite like Maroon 5
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Will Weaton has let himself go.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Zizek style tics but with pockets

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a link post John Thomas (John Lewis) Christmas ad I made this!
Email this link to your gran. You know she loves these ads. I'm a very bad man, yes I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post i expected something
but not that.. hahah well done
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaa poor Mr Snowman

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a nice surprise!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor snowman!
Unless he likes that kind of thing, I feel a sequel is in order.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Fat woman gets paid by fat fetishists to eat on cam
Results predictable.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money and kebabs at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post would

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post daaaamn girl
baby got a gut full o' dynamite and a booty like POW!
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post my word !
what a generously proportioned lady you are.
wonder if she does private live shows?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post What will happen...
when the floods inevitably come?
 (WiggZ, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post VICE channel is great.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Barbershop Quartet version of "Girl I'm gonna make you sweat"
this made me grin on a cold wet sunday morning
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post They looked nervous as hell

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Noice

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice to see richard whitleys wardrobe back in the entertainment bussines

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post They also did Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbx49GBP9Vo
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:24, , Reply)

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