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the Jews.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post the Greeks

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post The England football team.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Racists?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
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having lived in Germany (provincial Germany, not Berlin) I can confirm that Germans do in fact have a sense of humour.

It is unfortunately deeply unsophisticated and resembles the sense of humour of a horny 1970s mongoloid.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post So not unlike that of a typical Peter Kay audience, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
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that is a very good comparison. In Germany, Peter Kay would be thought of as highbrow. And possibly sexy.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is quite possibly the best answer to any queston you will ever be asked.
Even in court.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live in a sophisticated area (München)
And I've found it to be very droll, mainly revolving around clever word play and witticisms which is far easier to exploit given german word conjugation. I do think that the older post-war pre-70's generations are a bit lame and tasteless though... und folglich gleich wie England. ;)
 (fleuronics, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reading your sig makes Tennyson sound like an emo.
Maybe he was, he was a massive prick.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know!
Well done for finding that on google though, I couldn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post STFU. I studied English lit you knob end.
I had to endure far too much of Tennyson and his regurgitated bullshit. He read about the Charge of the light brigade in the Times for fucks sake. Wilfred owen, now there is a war poet I can get into, even if Siegfried Sassoon edited and recomposed his finest works. Dulce et decorum est, eh!
Your sig does make it read better though, dropping the comma makes it make alot more sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, sorry, that was quite ranty.
I didn't mean it to come across that way. I just really dislike Alfred (he was never a lord) Tennyson.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do know what you mean though.
I far, FAR prefer early hippy Tennyson: All the "ah welaway" & "Oh! That one so beautiful should have so dull an ear!" &c.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Germans with a realistic ideal of their capabilities and are content with being comfortable financially with a stable manufacturing base?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. They do it quickly and efficiently using a good quality bulb
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:49, , Reply)
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pfft.a hippy German perhaps. a real German would beat a Slav with a stick until the Slav changed the bulb. And probably after.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post A pure blood German would oversee a Slav beating another Slav with a stick until the Slav changed the bulb
while the German gains sexual gratification from the beating.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:25, , Reply)
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apologies, you are quite reich.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jeremy Clarkson.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post A German I know told me a couple of jokes, which I think are wonderful.
Joke 1: 23 people walk into a museum, then 24 walk out. Then 1 person walks in, and the museum is empty.

Joke 2: In a desert, there is a sheep sitting on a fence, knitting oil. A policeman approaches him and says "There's no parking here!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael McIntyre said those on Live at the Apollo

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'd better have.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only know one German joke.
A Bavarian, a Prussian and a Swabian are at the pub, drinking beer. Suddenly, each notices that he has a fly in his beer.

The Bavarian fishes out the fly, and continues drinking. The Prussian sets his beer aside and fetches himself a new, uncontaminated, one. The Swabian fishes the fly out, and makes it spit back what it's swallowed.




I'm assuming that, from a country of 80 million souls, there must be a better joke somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It probably helps to know the stereotypical idiosyncrasies of Bavarians, Prussian and Swabians
in order for one to understand that that is, generally speaking, what each of those regional communities might do in that scenario if they all followed the traditional stereotype, and then laugh.

Luckily I do!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA








*I don't
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only know that Scots are tight-fisted
the Irish; stupid, the English; uptight, the French; snooty, The germans; beurocratic, the Italians; cowards, the Australians; leery, South Africans; obnoxious and The American; stupid from jokes.

and the news.
and first hand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post i have never considered Australians to be leery

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I spelled beery wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The French are stupid, uptight, snooty and beauracratic cowards that leer obnoxiously
If only one of us could spell burocratic, then we'd be halfway German.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post my spellcheck has switched off and I can't switch it back on
it's a fukin nitemayor
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're confusing semicolons with colons.
There. I said what we were all thinking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welsh; punctuation retards

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welsh!??? WELSH!!!!!??????

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...unless you were referring to yourself, rather than accusing me of being welsh.
In which case- I'm very sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't bestow the description on Welsh upon you without first seeing your entire back-catalogue of credentials
I am referring to myself, my dear cigarette searcher.

Also, I am pinching that gif ta (although I know it was made online)
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am not a welsh. Though I am married to one.
Which is why I'm off to Llanelli next weekend. Urggh.
And yes- gif= five minutes with pixlr.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't know. That is from a French film, and those actors are all French.
The main actor is Louis de Funès, and the film is 'Le Grand Restaurant' (and that scene was cut out in the East German version, I've read).

Link: www.imdb.com/title/tt0061728/
(and the information about the cut came from: www.imcdb.org/movie_61728-Le-grand-restaurant.html )
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This is a link post Magician's face set on fire in 'attack.' Doing the rounds on Twit err
Skeptical Jon is skeptical. Publicity stunt?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post no news reports anywhere else (cursory google of events) on a televised burning that happened 3 days ago
seems a little odd
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I found most odd
I've found it on twitter, facebook and a few other sites... but surely this would have made it into some kind of more prominent news network.

Coupled with the fact that he's a magician and, as we know, magician's are know to do twattish stunts every now and then.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post so, on social media only...
...it's almost as if some kind of self-promotion is going on here!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post he didn't like it

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wayne 'ouchin

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The headline, PLEASE SHARE!!!
No.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /index.php on this server.

Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request."

What have you just made me click!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post so it is now
we are being sucked in!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh great, now you've broken then internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm. I'm guessing YOU probably did.
By sitting on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post (because you're so fat)

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This is a normal post That's the joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah, that was hard one.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That he just sat on?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post a penis

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post an erect one

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post in his anus

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post (because he sat on it)

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This is a normal post That's the joke.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post He does appear to like things in his anus

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Personally i'm not a fan

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a fan

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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post That's the joke

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post A man walks into a bar.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post He hurts his head.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post because it was a metal bar like this

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post not a drinks bar like this

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which you were probably expecting.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the joke.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I could be bothered to click "I like this" on every message in this wonderful thread

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the joke.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is getting to be a rather big pun

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's another big pun

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post


Christopher Lee Rios AKA Big Pun
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's dead now

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post

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This is a normal post That's the joke

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a grave situation,

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because you put a picture of a grave.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post grave has other meanings to that also apply

grave
 
grave
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noun
1.
an excavation made in the earth in which to bury a dead body.
2.
any place of interment; a tomb or sepulcher: a watery grave.
3.
any place that becomes the receptacle of what is dead, lost, or past: the grave of unfulfilled ambitions.
4.
death: O grave, where is thy victory?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the joke.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post You do realise that the people that live of the left side of the page are wondering where are the posts have gone don't you?
This whole situation could be rather puzzling and awkward for them.
I can imagine that 10's of people have come back from lunch and are staring blankly at their screens.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is currently reaching the edge of my first monitor at work.
That's impressive!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post What this monitor?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because a monitor is also type of lizard

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post These are also monitors

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a play on words

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the joke

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post This_whole_thread_has_made_my_morning.
Thank_you...:D!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post You must have a wide monitor for that
It's already halve-way across my second screen here at my work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post my monitor is covered in the yellow stuff from eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats the yolk

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post because yolk sounds like joke

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the yoke.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and Trigger made a face.

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post :/

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because it looks like a face

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is the joke.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, go on.
Fuck off to calendar, the lot of you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Disney robot that catches and throws balls
it starts with balls, then come the knives and the killing and the oh god why?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post THEY'LL KILL US ALL WHILST SAYING HASTA LA VISTA/NO PROBLEMO/I'LL BE BACK.
*Destroys Skynet*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post A Robot with the 4chan troll face - Skynet has become self-aware of its parody.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that guy stays late in the lab, after everyone else has gone home
I'm implying the robot wanks him off
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
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ha! and I bet that the reason he stays late is that he gets the robot to wa...oh.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post wash the dishes?
wave to friends on Skype?
waltz with him?
wander the corridors?
walk the dog?
wait in for a courier?
water the plants?
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
wax on, whacks off.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Robo-fist him?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post After Judgement Day....
the robots will be playing catch with your head, and Arnie will be like 'who taught us this????' ... and Trigger will make a face
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post If someone says the words
'Welcome', 'Overlords' 'I, for one' or 'Robots' in a sentence together I'll have a similar meltdown to Michael Douglas in 'Falling Down'.

Just sayin'.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I, for one, welcome your meltdown.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also our robot overlords will welcome this.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I, for one, welcome overlords falling down robots

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My next imaginary band will be called Untrained Participants.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Another reason to keep US gun laws intact.
They allow you to defend yourself against loud music.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why??
does this article even bring race into it??

It should read "Batshit mentalist shoots student!"
whats the point of it?
The race card gets played far too much for my liking! we are all humans (well most of us.. well some of us... )
 (I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post The question of race is brought up because of Trayvon Martin
It appears that US gun laws are allowing old white men to shoot clearly innocent black teenagers.
Yes we're all the same and the races do not scientifically exist, but that does not prevent racist attitudes.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm tempted to agree;
but there's a whole load of literature on threat perception. People are far more likely to perceive a black person as a threat, which suggests that there's a big problem with institutional and subconscious racism that puts black people more at risk.

Worryingly, it's not just whites that fall prey to this misperception - there's a famous line from Jesse Jackson from Newsweek (13.xii.1993): "[T]here is nothing more painful to me at this stage in my life than to walk down the street and hear footsteps and start thinking about robbery, then look and see somebody white and feel relieved."

Which is a bit scary, really
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a fairly pale white man, I'm scared by both white and black men, can't stand either
but only if they are tall and muscly. Short and muscly asian men are like dwarves.
Well, that's my racist message for today.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
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I don't know why that's scary - he lives in the US where he is far, far more likely to be the victim of a black street robber than a white one. If If there's heavy traffic then I'm more careful crossing the street than when there's light traffic. Both scenarios could see me get run over, but one is far more likely to.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You, sir,
Win this week's "Dazzling Analogy" award.

Please collect your bumper pack of Haribo on the way out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haribo: The paedophile's choice
True fact
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I like Ernest & Waldo, and I like paedophiles.

but I LOVE Haribo.

judge THAT, Leveson.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did she?!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post None of us know how threatened that guy felt with perhaps a car load of mouthy, aggressive blokes
giving him 'attitude.' It goes both ways
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is true.
But if he felt so threatened that killing them seemed like a reasonable response, it's hard to avoid the conclusions (a) that the error might have been his, and (b) that he probably isn't the kind of person you'd want to be armed. Or alone in public at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It saddens me ultimately he had a gun on his person in the first place
incidents like this will always be inevitable if this is the case
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yes.
But, still, there's no reason to believe that anyone was being mouthy or aggressive except the guy with the gun; and even if the people shot had been mouthy and aggressive, it's really not at all obvious that summary shooting is the best way to deal with the situation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post As I grow older I feel more scared of youngsters
I was even scared of them when I was a youngster.
A gun and the power of judge judy and executioner would be good.
Nigerians have an aggressive and expressive culture while the Japanese are quiet and apologetic. Guess who's gettin capped in da ass.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Class
Inadvertent typos that make a crazy sort of sense crack me up...

the power of judge judy and executioner
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go and watch Hot Fuzz again

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellent and underrated film

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Bugger.
Watched Hot Fuzz at least 3 times and that passed me by..

*shame*
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
I'll have you know that all my typos are cunning cultural references
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
haha you said cunning instead of cunting
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT!?
He pulls up alongside 'em (why?), argues & then shoots "eight or nine times" =/= "giving him 'attitude'"
...unless you were trolling, in which case well done: I did genuinely say "WHAT!?" at the monitor when I read your comment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get threatened by large crowds
Well, I guess 'ole shooty' will get me through public speaking
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps he wanted to ask them to turn the music down or something
it's not entirely unreasonable
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wanting them to turn down the music is completely reasonable.
That's not really the problem here though, is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was just answering Tab's question
Perhaps they were stationary listening to loud music causing disruption to everyone around them, so he pulled up next to them and asked them to turn it down. Perhaps they gave him a load of aggressive, unreasonable bollocks back to him, so he wasted the guy. Just speculation, I wasn't there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post You Calling My Pint A Puff?
I'm in fear of my life. I'll stand my ground and kill you.

It's a crazy law. It gives people who carry guns the right to inflame a situation and then, when things get heated, pull a gun and execute someone.

What's next? A mentally-ill homeless dude spits on the pavement and someone calls him on it. Homeless guy get's defensive, angry, and the you pull a gun and kill him? Is that what you want - 'cos that's what'll happen...

Oh dear. Came all over Enfield again...

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jahled's right though-
there's a helluva lot of speculation, & not much evidence of what actually occurred.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uhhh...
...might want to re-phrase that last sentence.

Unless you enjoy engaging in bukkake with aging comedians...
 (Megamoss, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bet he wouldn't have done that without his gun on him though.

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly my thoughts
Looks to me like he was trying to play the big man but quickly escalated the situation to something he couldn't handle.

Without the gun on him and a law that basically says "He was coming right for me", would this situation even have occurred?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I've never walked around with a gun on my person - but I imagine that if I did, then I wouldn't feel very threatened by anything whatsoever.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I blame our capitalist society
Everything's a race, these days
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always take my gun with me to weddings.
you never know, you never know.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post i have mixed emotions about this...
on one hand i deplore senseless violence and the loss of human life...

on the other hand, I regularly want to shoot people who play loud music as though its their human right to be an annoyance to people.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post "a gun collector"
that's all you need to read
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, obviously.
You need a gun for the car, a gun for weddings. guns guns guns.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post my father in law is a gun collector
but he's never once shot anyone

My brother-in-law collects knives.

What the fuck have I done?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post What does your wife collect?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
psychotic parents/siblings
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post what kinda music was it?

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post My money's on "The Lark Ascending" by Vaughn Williams.
I'm guessing they made the rookie mistake of turning up the volume to compensate for the quiet beginning, and so taken by surpise when the main melody soars in halfway through.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's time for some equal opportunities shootings
Asians and Eskimos are missing out...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The link article makes for very good reading....
A woman attacked by her spouse gets a gun and fires into the ceiling to scare him, she now faces 20 years for it.....

I'm no expert, but something is seriously wrong with that law.

www.cnn.com/2012/04/24/justice/ac360-stand-your-ground-law/index.html
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post OVER TWO THOUSAND CEILINGS HAVE ALREADY BEEN KILLED THIS YEAR
YOU MONSTER
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaaaaaa.....
WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CEILINGS??!!
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post One man's ceiling is another man's floor...
... which is why this is protected under the floorth ammendment.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quality lols.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
breaking news:

'Savile touched me before my artex was even dry' claims hospital ceiling.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post she killed that cat that was watching me

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a fine human being he is...
"probably hit her. I got five baby mammas and I put my hands on every last one of them except for one."
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a link post The Daniel Project
Watched this last night - has anyone seen it?
It's like a tour around a tinfoil hat factory...
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That looks very similar to the Zeitgeist loonathon.
 (badgerlikespeed, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
googlewhack!
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they both had to be proper words in order to be a googlewhack?
I mean who's ever heard of a "Zeitgeist"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I know
But it's still cool to see 1 result returned
*needs to get out more*
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do Google still have their zeitgeist page?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post doo-doo head

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...until Google indexes this page

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yay
 (badgerlikespeed, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well fucking done!!!
I have never been able to find one but this proves they still exist!!
*even though it may not count as a 'proper' one*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, never seen it
"ancient predictions under a journalistic microscope" = the same old bullshit
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give a journalist a microscope
and they will see MRSA *everywhere*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Hailed as the best biblical prophecy film made'
is like saying 'Howard the Duck was the best Howard the Duck film made'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Office lols
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that claim would have more weight if it were made 2000 odd years ago in the middle east.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post The "Greek" writing on that page is magnificent.
It's just English, vaguely transliterated. Very vaguely. They've used a psi to represent the letter "y", and an o mega for "w", for example.

With scholarship like that, I can't see how the rest of the project can possibly fail...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post That has to be the best uber-nerd error spot in history!
Well done! I doubt that anyone else would have even understood it, let alone be able to explain it.
*doffs cap in your general direction*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a link post How To Fool A Baboon Into Showing You Where The Water Is.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post or....
he could have asked the film crew seeing as they were there already.

*still clicks for the ingenuity*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was actually being filmed by a curious baboon, baboons are notoriously difficult to get directions from.
Would have been no harm in asking though, i suppose.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this when i was a kid.
Flashbacks. Good to see again.
 (Sherbs, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX_23r7vYak
 (fujiflid, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post As it says it the comments
'A Baboon brought me here'
 (Sherbs, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Baboons must be using sat-navs now if that's the case.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post no they've just taken my children hostage

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post *buys wristband, raises awareness*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or, of course....
...I was born in a maternity wing staffed by monkeys.
 (bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That cave reminded me of the one in Dune.

Baboons are the Kwisatz Haderach!
 (chippy time travel agents, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post The whole Dune plot was based on this.

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never saw the baboon riding a giant worm

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You haven't lived.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post What that man failed to see...
was the possibility that the baboon is cleverer than it looks, and just pretended to take a sip of water because that was actually the communal piss/shit hole.
 (donald_semblance, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's from this documentary
uk.imdb.com/title/tt0071143/
It's very good.
 (PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for sharing but FFS!
How did the geyser make a hole with a bulbous end with a fucking stick and How did the ape survive the night with a gob-full of salt without coma level dehydration and how come the fucking human lacks enough intelligence to look in an obvious cave to suss out if there's water? I mean in the desert when you see terrain that's not just sand it sticks out.
And don't even get me started on the Cary Grant style "English" accent
 (I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a link post The Cat and the Owl.

(serge, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post If i was the owl i'd drop a rock on the cat from a very great hight.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be unable to resist writing
"The owl and the pussycat".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post When owls and cats team up mice are well and truly fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dirty cross species orgy eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
h'mmm...go on then, but I have to be back at the office by 2.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is lovely
My cats are both scared stupid of our Owl though and she is a Barney too. Had since she was a chick, but she came with a broken wing that means that she will never fly. We both love her to bits though and would not be with out her.


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post As soon as I saw the owl and the owl and the pussycat
I thougt to myself. I know who would like that. Then I scrolled down to see you have already been here.
I stumbled upon your blog a little while ago. I just had to catch up again. I now know that you re-enacted a scene from trainspotting at a service station, by accident. Nobody will play I-spy with you. And on a side note my first bike was a blue GP100.
 (Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where there is an owl...
Me and the wife are kind if fond of owls, so tend to pop up here and there. Thanks for reading our blog, I think that there are now two of you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Normally, I like cats
but that cat is a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a link post lucky cat

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I'm sure Amadeus'll let you have a go on his funbags,
if you give him a Ginster's.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post And after I said nice things about your little video....

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post "rather pleasant"? You'll have to do better than that
if you want me to start lying, fatty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha :-)
ah, the wit of young lovers :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Young? Pfft.....

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Cool Things to Find

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post isn't this just 'Stupid ways to die'
pre-empts the next 10 in the range:

'Stupid things to find'
'Cool ways to Die'
.........

*Runs out of creative juice*
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post parody
noun pær..di
writing, music, art, speech, etc. which intentionally copies the style of someone famous or copies a particular situation, making the features or qualities of the original more noticeable in a way that is humorous
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smart arse.
:P
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love these

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post she has a lovely voice

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a link post goth solves rubik cube on bus
ronseal
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's with the 70's disco effect on that vid?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no expert,
but I've seen it mentioned a couple of times on Youtube that you can get that effect by filming with a potato.

Who knew?
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks cool to me.
Somebody, somewhere should made such filter.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I shall call it "Videosham"
and sell it to Facebook for billions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have never even got close to solving one of those things.
I've no idea how people manage it other than by blind luck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Left, down, front, left, front, left, down
as taught to me by Johnny Ball.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here you go
www.rubiks.com/solving-center/solve_rubiks_4x4_cube.php

I've got a 4x4 cube, and even with the tutorial I've never been able to do it. Good luck :)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post *head melts*

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jeez Louise. And when you finally complete it
does it rearrange itself into a non-Euclidean Platonic solid & open a pathway to Hell?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Colleague
is almost autistic in the ritual he goes through with these things, it drives me mad. no matter how much you shuffle it he comes back to his desk and without any hint of anger/frustration solves it within 3 minutes while holding a conversation with you.....

I was crap with these as a kid, so my mum and dad buy me a rubiks clock....it shattered my tiny little mind and made me the angry sociopath I am today.
 (Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was in traction for a week as a kid.
Having a Rubik's cube nearby was worse than being medically stretched.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not as difficult as it seems.
You can get basically get halfway without having to learn anything special, then there are 5 moves that allow you to move pieces around without buggering up what you've already done.

Once you get past that stage there are faster ways that are more complex.

I got addicted to it one Christmas after the kids bought me one. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can only ever do one side

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to be able to solve it and within about 4-5 minutes
but totally forgot how to know although to be fair not had a rubiks cubes for about 20 years.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could just buy a new rubiks cube and not bother trying to slove it and then tell everyone you have
...they'd never even know, the idiots!

Edit: Rubik's (idiot)
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's Will Smith doing it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUncHGvBuks
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Late night bus with blue lights?

(chompedhomas, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a link post One for the ASMR crowd

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anybody gets it here?
I don't.

Maybe whispering is more pleasurable than being shout at, but that's it.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get it, weird feeling.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, it is a strange but incredibly pleasurable feeling.
I don't find that any youtube video triggers it though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
most of these ASMR girls cannot actually whisper properly - they just speak at a lower volume - it drives me potty.
 (chippy time travel agents, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like.
She is slicing stale bread behind my head.
Is this some sort of Hovis viral?
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post She then blows into your face and gets all flirty
I never had a nit-nurse like this, and they never kept eye contact.
I think this is some kind of ultra porn
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post eleborate on ultra porn
phwoar lices!
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
We need to know more about the ultra porn. A lot more.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody can be told what ultra porn is. You have to see it for yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post when porn actresses start whispering and slicing bread ... then you will worship me as a modern day Nostradamus.
only 160 year olds will be allowed to watch it though
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh
im going to look into this and see what it is all about.
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post O_O

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0_0

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's got Ron perlman in it
so that's good enough for me

EDIT: 0_0
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post O___0

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post []_[]

(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop sitting so close to the TV young man/lady

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post o_O
that looks awesome
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hands down
The worst single fucking trailer I have ever seen.

Looks like an even shitter version of clover field, if that's possible.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really disliked Cloverfield
just awful
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what happens when the promo material is better than the actual film.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Its not actually a 'trailer' in the usual sense. Its 'viral marketing'. Its a fake news report of the events that take place in (or lead up to) the movie. It won't be a shaky cam movie.

Similar to the Prometheus Weyland Yutani 'advert'...
 (UTB, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did nothing for me

(I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
Whoopee. Another multi-squillion-dollar feat of pointless explodibang cinema.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really bad pretend shaky cam effects
It will be shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like scanlines as much as the next man but we're in the LCD / L.E.D world now
and even if you were still keeping the CRT dream alive those lines were fucking mahoosive.

However if that's the look you want then investigate HLSL
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post this annoys me too
that and tv snow effect on webcams
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guillermo del Toro has done some stunning films.
I'm not sure about this though, it looks awful, given his reputation i'm actually quite surprised, especially on the visuals front.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's hoping
that its just a really bad trailer, becuase from this it looks like a sub-par Cloverfield/Godzilla (the US version) knock-off.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it's tongue in cheek man-in-a-suit Godzilla homage or something like that.
That would make sense, I suppose.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake!
The date on that says August NEXT year. (Amateurs!)
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scanlines on news reports with today's HD technology?
Digital cameras breaking up due to what? Electrical noise? Are these monsters giving off EMP radiation?

I love Cloverfield but it was handled, more or less, about right. This seems very tacky a bit too much like Battle Los Angeles - the Meh is strong with this one. I'd really appreciate a well done Cthulhu end-of-the-world type film if they ditched the crappy fake news reportage. Yes I realise the crappy fake news reportage was in Cloverfield but it wasn't over done with the scanlines.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I ended up liking Looper, even though the trailer put me off.
I guess I can give this a whirl when it comes out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Nic Cage's face on Girl from Twilight's body looks a bit like Rob?

(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*FAPS*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a link post And for anybody wanting to know which toys NOT to get for your extended family or friends kiddies.
maybe Merikan centric, but I see universal truths here!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 5:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actual owl puke?
My best friend's 6 year old loves anything that can gross out both her sisters AND her parents
 (macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 7:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just a pellet.
All birds of prey regurgitate the undigestible parts of the prey they eat. It's just a ball of hair and bone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like bile masking
as "funny".
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post alternate title:
"Semiliterate rantings"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Anyone looking for stocking fillers
perhaps one of these weird mobes will fit the bill
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 3:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watch Phone - want.
Why? I've no idea. Probably the same reason I wanted that watch with a camera built into it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Bacon-scented shaving cream
Title says it all. Mmmm, bacon.
 (jdkpummel, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 2:52, , Reply)
This is a link post I saw this today, it made me laugh. I made this!

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to click "I made this"

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 2:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didnt make it,
just took the picture, but OK.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 2:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think Skellie is suggesting that
you're a dirty grafittier.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Depending on what time you took that, and if you were on the Parade, you probably walked right past me.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 5:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe,
but i dont walk, maybe the bus though...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good handwriting.
Well done.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 5:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Vid-Ay-O
or am I looking at the wrong bit
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post ARGH!
Coventry!
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Warwick?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its well know around here about 'Rugbyers'

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the Kenilworth Road in Coventry?

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top of town in Leamington.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, got'cha,
heading away from the town centre ;)
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post damn straight
used to live in leam, kinda do now as a girlfriend lives there. fucking shit town, whereabouts are you? pm if you want, im sydenham when im there, another godawful shithole.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't speak ill of my hometown!
Given the number of really shit towns I've visited in the UK, it has to make the top 25%...
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post meh
its not too bad, just filled with pricks.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Man loses jacket in impact
Skip to 0:45 in the video - i wish i knew how to edit the youtube link to do that automatically but, alas!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post use this link
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VzCrjSlb80o#t=45s
That will start it from where you want it to.
Edit it into the op.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lost the embed, oops, sod knows why, It is in the right place now, Lucky guys! that was serious!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 2:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post what's wrong with delayed gratification?
or 'wait for it'?
 (itilliterate, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The 45 seconds' worth of shit music
is what's wrong with it
 (I helped save b3ta! Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a link post amused nsfw NSFW
Local talent from the Valleys.
(Big Throbbing Gristle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was about to pffft GLC rip-off
But that's actually really catchy
 (tomegranate, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh, I miss S.Wales.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 5:54, , Reply)
This is a link post The Goodies: Kitten Kong
for brb and those that love kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
Now do it with the Hobbit trailer. ._.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a mirackle worker.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
i completely forgot about The Goodies
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Win!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:29, , Reply)

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