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This is a link post These Art students in a Gibraltar school got suspended for making a Harlem Shake video
Not only that, were banned from using the Art room and lost their free periods. Over the top? I think so. So please give them some love. Not my video, but a friends.
 (Miggyman, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are they looking for funds towards some catering?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Art students
Suspended for creating art ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whats a Harlem Shake?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's what you're meant to do after having a wee.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post another "ker-azy" dance craze
that will waste valuable seconds of life just to not give a shit about
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's quite a few people in that art department
I only hope the McDonalds in Gibraltar is big enough to employ them all when they graduate.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It isn't.
There is a KFC though, so they do have another option.
 (I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post No the KFC closed
But there is a burger king, and a pizza hut. But the Pizza Hut only employs Spanish workers.
 (Miggyman, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that, Gibraltar sounds shit.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the new Gangnam Style?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Made me chuckle.

(I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Massive meteor blast shatters windows causes panic
4 mins long but the blast is in the first few seconds.

Possible F+G
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think so.
After you hear the smashing glass there's a brief turn back to the building and not a single window is out of place...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure I'm following you
are you saying the meteor is fake?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course it is.
HAARP innit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post They drank too much of it you mean?
I thought they preferred vodka.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm now inclined to think its reel
www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-02-15/exploding-meteor-smashes-windows-injuring-100-in-russia-s-urals.html

Same blast different camera.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well shut my fucking mouth
who da thunk it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's real, where have you been all day?
The sky is falling!

And in case you missed it that one from corrie has been arrested for mega noncing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Harold Bishop ? Say it ain't so !!

(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always knew them lot at Summer Bay were weirdos

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Welcome to today.
 (loci, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a link post I know what that Russian Meteor was... I made this!
Very quick, very dirty.

Sorry.

EDIT: Not so quick, but still very dirty. Soiled in fact.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArbIYxWYPZQ
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I shouldn't of
but I did a lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I shouldn't HAVE either....
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dont rise to it
itl only encourage her.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her? HER????

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Lunchtime reading: the Battle of Hoth
Okay, I know. It's quite sad. But this is a very, very nerdy analysis of the Battle of Hoth, and why it was a military disaster.
"When Vader enters the Hoth System with the Imperial Fleet, he’s holding a winning hand. What follows next is a reminder of two military truths that apply in our own time and in our own galaxy: Don’t place unaccountable religious fanatics in wartime command, and never underestimate a hegemonic power’s ability to miscalculate against an insurgency."

Also, there's a sequel, in which actual military historians, political analysts and such respond to the article.

It's like those conversations you had at 3am as a student, but involving people who really should know better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post One thing that always bugs me in sci-fi movies
is aerodynamically designed spaceships that will never enter an atmosphere.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
One of the minor details of a good SF film is spaceships that look like spaceships: Discovery and Alexei Leonov in 2000/ 2010, Nostromo in Alien, and so on. Even the Borg cube things.

See also Chris Foss' wonderfully ugly spacecraft...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Star Destroyers are designed to enter an atmosphere - e.g. Clone Wars
The design of the USS Enterprise is supposedly to enable smooth warping (and it sometimes enters an atmosphere).
The B-Movie spaceships and flying saucers often moved from atmosphere to space.
Also, you never know when you'll hit a dust cloud or Mutara Nebula.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm now wondering whether there'd be much advantage to making sci-fi spaceships aerodynamically efficient.
After all, if you're packing enough power to travel faster than light, a bit of wind-resistance in the couple of minutes it'll take you to get into and out of an atmosphere isn't going to make any real difference, is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting read. Daft Vader more like.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is what happens when
an emo is put in charge of a military force.

EDIT: Are there still emos?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen any since Rod Hull died.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they all faded away of ennui.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post A good lunchtime read

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was good
However I'm struggling to think of a sci-fi battle I've ever seen that didn't display total tactical ineptitude.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now you mention it...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm, 'Battle of Hoth re-enactment weekend' - everyone invited.

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Phantom Menace in 5 seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's 13 seconds
You lied to me. Im not watching it now - its too long.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's mostly the credit roll though. All the caterers and stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what catering
costs on Hollywood films? I mean, if it's £5k for a bunch of students making something in a weekend, the the catering for the Phantom Menace must have been in the region of $2bn.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've put the question out there
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130215051808AA0RiqL
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was just reading some budgets on wikipedia
and Terminator 3 was listed, Director $5m, Producers $10m, Cast $35m, and
then right at the bottom of the list it had 'other costs - 33.6million'
That must be the catering.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
genulols
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only good bit in this film is the bass note of the pod racers as they zoom around.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a link post The cause of the meteor should be obvious really...
The only good bug is a dead bug.
(Gaffen ; brain dead by neon tube, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha...I haven't seen that film in ages.
Is it still good? It looks good.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would you like to know more?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's got whatsherface in it before she went mental.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Denise Richards? She went mental did she?
Or the red haired woman?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully they went mental together.
In the bath.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the one, Denise Richards
I think she went off the rails, but she's very cute in the film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've loved it for ages.
Haven't seen it in ages either, but I'm willing to bet it's still good.

Great theme, really epic!
 (Gaffen ; brain dead by neon tube, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely ADORE that film
Could be my fave Verhoeven film
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The animated TV series of this was brilliant.
Really rather dark, without much humour. Great show :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a link post One Big Tribe I made this!
a hip hoppin scratchy beaty rappy tune i made with these two other guys. fellow b3tan Happytoast made the cover art! what do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post instaclick.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers dude!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
familiar looking cover too ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post i forgot to say!
what a tit! your artwork was the exciting thing to tell b3ta!

fuck sake... that's pipes at dawn for you...

cheers again!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
like it. downloading now, cheers
 (@feelwelcome Hello, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a link post METEOR (1979 ) with Seen Canary - full film.
Chillingly realistic portrayal of NYC (and the twin towers) getting wasted at 1:19. LOVE the repeated use of the *buhwaaBUHWHOOOOORRH* 80s explosion noise that was all the rage back then. You know the one.

I also love the the music when you see the US and Russian missles, as well as the meteor itself. A masterpiece of sound design
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post that preview image alone is pure gold

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post JESUS, I actually had to take cover under my desk!

(Gaffen ; brain dead by neon tube, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post talking of sound design
does anyone else find it annoying that bbc news video of the meteorite dubs the sound of the explosion over the footage?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21470205
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post at least it wasnt that stock explosion noise they always use on top gear

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should've thrown in a Wilhelm Scream and some lens flare for good measure.
Nope, certainly shouldn't be messing with any footage when they are supposed to be reporting news.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that natalie 'would'

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like a Downsy Jenny Agguter

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1:19 / 911
COINCIDENCE????
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The clues are EVERYWHERE if you only open your mind.
Listen up Sheeple!
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those Tv aerials never worked!!
never never never. You could fiddle all you want but the moment you took your hand off the picture would fuck up again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, the music is ace.
He did the original Clash of the Titans music too which is still one of my favorites. The "Beam" was used to make that particular sound: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h8o-1IQ5G0
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Impression of a PC Gamer I made this!
Im gonna make another one. Any thoughts on how to make the next one better would be appreciated. Even if it's 'dont make another one'.
(thequailboy, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Bucket of sloths
ronaldoseal
(ne1, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like shooting sloths in a bucket
Yay, created new idiom
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Their little noses!
I want to squidge their little noses
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Squeeeeeee!!!
Too cute!
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a link post More meteor

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cooooooool.
Expect lots of Hollywood films to now have meteorites glowing blindingly bright before impact/disintegration and leaving a trail of fire in the sky.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post with lots of shots of the shadows cast by it moving around

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very cool. No doubt with a VWOOOOOOOOOOOM sound effect.
I wonder how big it was when it crashed into the ground though? Probably tiny!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and hitting the building on the right.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post apparently it weighed 10 tonnes and entered the earths atmosphere at 33000 mph.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something something something cock analogy

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funnily enough,
My cock weighs 10 tonnes and enters the earth's atmospehere at 33000mph.

However I must admit that it has never exploded over Russia.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're damn right it did.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only bruce willis were here, none of this would have happened.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think i'm over reacting by saying that
this is the end of the world. I'm off down to halfords to buy some kit and convert my car to a battle tank.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post A wise and practical response
don't forget the paraffin for the flame thrower
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, nearly forgot that.
I also need to design the throne that I will sit in when I become overlord of the wastelands. I'm thinking skulls as a theme but don't know if that's a bit of a cliche?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try cocks instead?
EDIT: for the throne that is. Not just in general.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm. Not thought of cocks as a theme.
It could work. As overlord of the wastelands, I hearby appoint you head of interior design.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, my Liege!
Right, I'll get cracking! *cuts off cock and nails to a bit of wood*
*stands back*
How big did you say you wanted this throne thing, by the way?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bigger than that

(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your dedication is noted
however I wanted a throne builder not a eunuch. I need you all to lay down your cocks for your overlord. This is my command. It will please you to please me.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good idea.
A carbon fibre tax disc holder and ripspeed gear knob should sort you out nicely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not the meteors you need to worry about, it's the wormholes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxA0Asq2YDg


whatever the fuck that thing is, it's visually stunning.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post My colleague was talking to me about this earlier on.
It freaks my nut a little bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post innit?
search Youtube for spirals in the sky, they're popping up everywhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're spent rocket stages
Next!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post No way! I need a second opinion from The Goat on this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft. HAARP stooge.
engineer-minded people seek and absorb the least-exotic explanation with the same zeal and fervour that conspiracy-minded people seek and absorb the most exotic. It's a mindset common among the Dawkins rationality fad generation.

You might be right, but there is a lot less certainty to that than you think. Knowing a bit about rockets and knowing what the fuck HAARP, NASA etc are up to are a million miles apart.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er...
Wow.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you seem to have dropped your hat.
*Passes tinfoil*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone!
Stop being so fucking rational!
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you think I'm a nutjob
you should meet my Venusian contact.

I have no idea what these things are. But in an age when we have US agencies actively pushing the ionosphere upwards it irks me that people default to a 'theres nothing remotely strange going on' stance as belligerently as the Icke-ists take the opposite view.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget
to get some flame stickers for the side to make you look hard.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every battle tank needs anodised valvecaps and LEDs
choice of colour is a tough one though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree.
My 1st choice of red would be lost in the blood bath as I drive over the twitching bodies of my enemies, whilst blue looks tacky.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go with green, it shows you care, but not too much.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post More meaty or
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEAyIJ2P8Rk
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's just not fair!
Russia gets hit twice in a hundred years. When is the big one gonna hit Paris like in the film?
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Last Tango Down In Paris?

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one is from one of the cities that reported damages and wounded
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7mLUIDGqmw

He filmed the moment they got hit by an impact wave moments after the explosion. May contain more russians
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something I love about Russian youtube videos:
Unlike those from the US, there's rarely someone screaming "OH MY GAAAAWWWDDD!" all the time.

Russians are so lackadaisical about it all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've warned and nobody listened ;)

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a link post I smell total bullshit
But still a great story.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are correct
in both regards
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Opus
 (driverchris, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now read Flat Earth News by Nick Davies.
He shows how much the under-staffed newspapers of this country are forced to carry stories from AP, Newswire and PR agencies. Even in the Times, 79% of its stories weren't being checked and taken as gospel from these sources. It's all fucked up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great book
Even more so now the whole phone-hacking kaboodle has become public.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Goats the yell like people
Bindun?

Freaky and funny
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah it's a goat for sure,

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Popular page.
2/10.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Bugger...


TBH I've never even been on that page before :/
 (I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it falls under the category of
"animal that thinks it's people" then the chances are it's been on here.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about "person who thinks they are a group of animals"?

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's what \talk is isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Gets plated goats cheese and crackers*
*Pulls up futon*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post MUUUURR!!!

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a link post I did this the other day, it was fun. I made this!
I thought maybe one or two people here might get a kick out of it.
(Gaffen ; brain dead by neon tube, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello again
Sounds good - bit different to your Johnny Cash cover from a while back.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
Yeah, we're slowly moving away from our punk sound. It's something I'm always going to do though as I love the energy.
 (Gaffen ; brain dead by neon tube, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post The internet needs more stuff like this
I love how at 4:17 they really must have thought they had finally caught the wayward ungulate. This was not to be
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that bit was great.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post why go to poland to some one chasing pigs?
why not go to Luton and watch men chase real pigs?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post eh?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you from Luton
because you are half right....
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post ME luton? oh come on purleeease
do i look like i would ever consider chaseing pigs in luton?
besdies i am muslem and prefer chaseing suicide vests
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Luton Tamworth
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that Pig
Looks like he was having fun out in the snow.
 (Sherbs, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like you too!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Go piggy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which one is the pig?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm we've had a few comments
and nobody has said anything about "Pigs chasing pigs"... dissapointing
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post damn it
3 seconds too slow... well done previous comment... keeping the standards up
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mwuh huh huh!
The mindpiss is strong with this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
The pig was loving that game!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently, Paul Gascoigne turned up later,
with a loaf of bread and a bottle of HP sauce.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post cops eh...what lengths they'll go to for a bacon sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the fuss?
It's going to be killed anyway...
 (Megamoss, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a link post How to Eat a Custard Cream I made this!
Another useful Biscuit Tip.
(dogfood, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a link post A Story...

(sona, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a good thing, done by a shoreditch hipster cunt.
I am conflicted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hipster cunts don't live in Shoreditch anymore
They're all moving to Walthamstow now, because they drove up the rents too much
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they'd moved to Dalston
Are they gradually migrating outwards?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post If one is heading straight for me
can I shoot it in the face?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post UR Oscar Pistorius
AICMFP
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post she was wearing sunglasses with green plastic frames and red shoes with green socks
what was i supposed to do?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only at distance
If you're too close the blood splatter might put you at risk of infection
 (Gaffen ; brain dead by neon tube, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dalston is too commercial for them now
www.vice.com/en_uk/read/we-went-on-a-quest-to-find-the-new-dalston
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Walthamstow is fucking horrible
Although my memories from the 80s may be slightly outdated.

Does that concrete prison of a shopping centre still exist, next to the worlds scariest looking council swimming pool?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post no, it's still fucking horrible
possibly worse than you remember
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, Walthamstow is bleak.
say what you like about hipsters, but they are systematically rejuvenating shitty parts of London.

Dalston was a dump, and now it's really very nice. They made Shoreditch trendy and this attracted a lot of commercial investment. See also Haggerston, parts of Brixton & Hackney & Deptford.

The process goes: Hipsters look for somewhere cheap & run-down with boarded-up shops to start their laudable but laughable businesses/shops/studios/cafes/venues in.

They find a likely area and start to colonise it. Soon other people/London media notice that XX is now becoming trendified and this accelerates the process and people want to go there to hang out, see/do/buy interesting stuff.

Demand for space increases with the prosperity/trendiness of the area, and after a few years commercial and residential rents increase have risen to the point where up-and-coming hipsters can't afford it, so the cycle begins again.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post True
You've got to feel a bit sorry for the people who live there already though. Gentrification, even gentrification-via-hipsters, eventually means no one can afford to live there.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post not really, everyone benefits. The place becomes a bit cleaner and there's a lot more activity going on.
And it's not really gentrification, more hipsterisation. It usually sits nicely alongside the old mens boozers etc. Few people complain that we only have 2 pound shops now, and we used to have 6.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't feel sorry for anyone in Walthamstow
Once they stop stabbing each other, burgling everywhere and setting things on fire, then I might feel sorry for them but until then, they are the perfect match for the hipsters.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a nice aspect to walthamstow
there is a genuine community feeling there

Unfortunately you can barely see it underneath a see of stabbings, burglaries, arson, mattresses and filth

I lived there for over 10 years and am so glad to be away from it.
Been back the past two weekends to see mates and do not miss it one bit
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post For a sheriff, your sense of right and wrong sure is conflicted...
Its vandalism, pure and simple.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOLBANKSY
Im sure the 'artist' wouldnt like it if some cunt kept writing nonsense on his property every time you tried to erase it.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Banksy is a twat
This is brill, by the way, if you haven't seen it: https://twitter.com/BanksyIdeas
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone on here posted a video of the rebels who killed gadaffi getting all excited about a grafitti covered sewer pipe
The subs were done so it sounds like they are excited about a new banksy. I cant for the life of me find it. Dont suppose you know it and can link to it?

Nice twidder link
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't go looking for those vids unless you want to see someone being buggered to deaf with a knife.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not seen it
Sounds good though.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember that, really well put together. no link though I'm afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
by the looks of it he's just ruined the nicest wall in London, too. What a cunt.
 (markreynolds95, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Just for B3tans, this headline seems unusually fitting

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow...just...wow.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its enough to put you off having unprotected sex with heavily sedated sex-trafficked moldovans

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worst. Superhero. Ever!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Seems fitting

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:15, , Reply)

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