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This is a link post EINKAUFEN

(fleuronics, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post das ist gut

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Some music, as per request of the gent down below
Not exactly new, but I rediscovered this album the other day and remembered how much I love this track. Sounds amazing in a car whilst driving late at night.
Volcano Choir - Island, Is
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers JOTS
I had a go and will listen to it the next time I am in your car (probably the boot)
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post You won't be able to hear anything in there
It's sound proof.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"......................................................!"
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a link post "Men from Stoke-on-Trent have the longest manhoods in Britain"
I am so conflicted about this article.

Obviously, it is 100% true, but on the other hand, it has been published by The Daily Mail.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Men from stoke have the biggest dicks.
have are
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could order 12" condoms from an online retailer
But that wouldn't make me any more that the modest 10.5 inches which I totally am.
 (I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'ey up duck.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'ow do?

(I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay, finally my abnormally large member is due to where I was born

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post In related news:
The UK's biggest cunts are in Kensington.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, looking at that chart
I would say Leeds ladies have a lot to smile about
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Please /links
Where are all the good music posters?
My search brain is failing me and if you don't give me some good stuff, I will have to stick with stuff like this.
(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fucking hell!!!! we can't let that happen. Go through my /links history, I have posted up loads of stuff.
What are you into?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers,
I was just being too lazy to search.

I was thinking of your stuff (not that way!)
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post For hours of fun, try beatplexity.com
this is a nice mix... www.beatplexity.com/mix/?id=30540
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post and this
www.mixcloud.com/Bennyervine/ben-lex-bigshot-magazine-mix-2012/

www.mixcloud.com/Bennyervine/

gaz me for more, I have an archive of a few hundred ltj bukem mixes somewhere. Needs some digging though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just trying Ben and Lex
Passes the wife; head nodding test.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good mates of mine, their stuff is awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post would you like something
a. upbeat
b. melancholy
c. avant-garde
d. shecksy
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post here you go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPHcNVJVDGA
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's in my top ten
awful sonic example tho, soz. here' a slightly better one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RstxsvQz6c
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Think this one has Shecksy sorted - possibly NSFW
If you don't like the choon turn the volume off and watch the vid. I did!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6HSlZBNwUQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Social_Faux_Pas, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect!
Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddd!
 (I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have been enjoying Cid Rim recently.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9PJQ0DtocQ

There is some really good stuff on whatever album this track didn't make it onto. IF YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF THING. Also Mark Fell made a good album called Multistability.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that

(Sherbs, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers.
I am sticking with Skelly's one. Will get back to this one!
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post When you have a mo' check this one out, it is my fave by them, can't help but move to it. Really funky.
More breaks, less techno than the last. www.mixcloud.com/Bennyervine/15-years-of-beatz-bobz/
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post yaa
I'm checking it out too.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
\o/ \o o/ /o\ \o/
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o o/ \o/ o/ \o

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/ \o/\o/ \Q/
I've got my rave helmet on guys
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D everytime. Everytime I hear a new mix of theirs that happens to me.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post The breakdown @27 minutes onwards on that bigshot mix ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!
AND THE DROP AT 31!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you want a nice come down mix, try this. http://www.beatplexity.com/mix/?id=2960
www.beatplexity.com/mix/?id=2960
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers all.
Can anyone gaz me some pills to go with it?
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! ben and lex do rather induce that feeling..... rushy music!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can feel it in the hair I have left.
Cheers for reviving my night.

(That sounded waaaay more gayer than I meant)
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
No worries..... my pleasure...... (oh ffs. :D

Saturday party prescriptions are something I do well.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just remembered this one
I posted it ages ago but they are well worth a go.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkrDZJ11Cdk
Much better through some good speakers.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am wearing sennheiser hd 25s I will give it a go.
Edit: later, listening to ccosa nostra now. Chilled deep housey breaks.

edit edit: wicked.... enjoyed that.. cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fortunately
Home taping killed this.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Second Life griefing from a very friendly man
This guy doesn't really have to do anything to bring out the very best in the second life community. What a wonderful group of people!
(brandthedoggy, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post so THAT's Second Life, hey?
how depressing.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine how bad your first life has to be
to chose to live in this one
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember 5 or 6 years ago major global brands were parting with shitloads of money to
set up department stores/car showrooms etc on Second Life. Is it still popular?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post the last death throes of a dying ego

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think for the last several years it's just been Academics

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds unlikely. Imagine if a brand like HMV did something like that.
They'd end up going bust.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post the 45 Greggs stores didn't make much money IIRC.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can your Second Life character play Second Life himself?

(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post dude, you're blowing my tiny mind.
there is a theoretical physics theory that proposes that as we rapidly (in the grand scheme of things)approach the capability to create sentient AI characters and place these characters in flawlessly realised environments without them realising it, then it is statistically probable that it has already been achieved, and we are those characters and the world and its history as we know it are simply the complex back story of a game.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post does that mean i am the some poor sod's fantasy alter ego?

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post if it makes you feel better.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post a spotty teenage virgin with pendulous man-boobs is operating me
*unzips while imagining this possibility*
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post game was probably the wrong word.
Something between a computer game, a movie and a fish tank.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post So this is what /talk do in their spare time.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4:26
Yes, THAT is what Second Life is for.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post is this a biblical quote from the book of lazarus?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whut?
I was talking about the rocket-wang.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 16 Feb 2013, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post click
Bet you looked it up too.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 17 Feb 2013, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6:43
arf
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a link post The Independent's round-up of the most scathing reviews of Danny Dyer's new film as discussed earlier
'As funny as leprosy.' The Daily Record
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't they get it?, it's supposed to be a satire

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats what i thought.
if Dyer's character was played by Chris Morris, everyone would be lauding it for it's satirical brilliance.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post satire has to be intentional.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post tis a satire on satire
fiendish
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should have a shot of celebrity peado prisoners
doing Gangnam Style dance in a prison courtyard to add depth to the movie.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Denise Van Outen is extremely touched-up in that photo
she must be 80
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a link post How to paint cars in Romania
What with selling horse meat legally to the dodgy French and now THIS? Romanians eh...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
most of the horse meat came from mexico apparently. 20 million euros worth imported from there last year.
 (itilliterate, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The stuff that went to France
came from a Romanian abattoir, according to the French as being miss-sold as beef. However of the three Romanian abattoirs that sent it, 2 only deal in horse and the other one has invoices clearly stating horse was sent to France, where it was changed in France, or on route.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post My xenophobia is torn between wanting to blame the French or the Romanians
...I was never confused.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
The Romanians have denied nothing and admitted they sold horse, yet the French say they didnt know... hmmm...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely it shows the true extent of Europe's powerlessness
Europe is unable to regulate meat effectively.
This idea that Britain on its own would stop all meat imports is ludicrous.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the idea that Europe wouldn't ban Mexican meat if it contained BSE is equally ludicrous

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post surely the elephant in the room is profit?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *chops up elephant, sells as chicken, waits for profits*

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
or are you suggesting that it's 'human nature' rather than our current economic systems and social/cultural values at work here?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post The economic and social conditions of modernity do not have an exclusive ownership to mislabelling food
Archaeologists have consistently shown that many British medieval pubs served cat in their meat pies.
What today's conditions do offer is a global surveillance culture targeting food, consumer-law, and branded and accountable produce. Modernity is part of the solution if you wish pure beef in your burger.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post agreed...
this bloke is very good on that point and always worth a read...
www.spectator.co.uk/columnists/rod-liddle/8843011/the-poor-have-been-sold-horse-dressed-as-beef-and-they-should-be-compensated/
 (itilliterate, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rod Liddle is an utter, utter cunt

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post how come?

(itilliterate, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post dunno, probably something nasty happened in his childhood
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Liddle#Controversies
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agree with him
everyone who's got a horse burger - head for the courts
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post but that says 'it is feared that...'
Where-as the Romanians have said they have killed the horses, havent denied it, showed dockets that say its been sold as horse, signed by the French companies. They may have sold dodgy horses, but they admitted they sold the horses officially and legally-ish.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're missing the point. it's not about horse meat.
some bloke turns up in a white van. paper is exchanged.

what drives this behaviour?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Psychologically?
A combination of survival and ego. Survival in that they need what the other person is exchanging (so will lie or cheat to get it) and ego that they feel good and big for having made the deal (Winning a barter feels good).

/Edit - obviously there's probably a bit more to it than that. If I won a barter by cheating or survived by swindling, it wouldn't feel that good. I'd like to think a lot of other people are similar, but there's plenty of exceptions...well, like the person who switched the horsemeat labels for one ;-)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post isn't that quite short sighted behaviour? competition vs cooperation?
in a so called first world country survival is pretty much assured. an evolutionary hang up?

this photo was taken about 50 years ago: www.nasa.gov/images/content/54428main_MM_image_feature_102_jwlarge.jpg
i'd kinda hoped that people would have got it by now.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't meaning to justify the behaviour, only explain it
Yes, it's pretty short-sighted, but it's also the main trait of capitalism - make what you can now and sod everyone else because they'll do the same to you as soon as look at you. There are many communities and countries around the world who try to live a more cooperative life, where, for instance, everyone might take part in a harvest and everyone gets provided for. I think I'd rather live in one of those places.

The company who re-labelled the meat may have needed to save a few quid or die. Then again, maybe the people who instigated this wanted to make a shortsighted "fast buck" and are no longer in charge, living the high life somewhere. Either way, it's a pretty broken system.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post agreed.
curiously, we haven't had as many 'and the markets reacted badly to this news' reports, if any (and i'm exposed to far more r4 and world service than is healthy), compared to when a car or kettle is recalled. i recall hearing findus being in serious trouble and being bought by a 'financial' company not so long ago...

*edit* considering that next to oil, it's bound to be a big hitter on the world market, food. right up there with water and air.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Economics appears to be the saviour in this case - if your gripe is with mislabelling meat.
Food companies know that proper control of food production is in their best interests - to avoid negative media exposure, avoid unsaleable stock, to avoid dwindling customer confidence and loyalty.
The rise of this story in the headlines is one indicator of what we value, that we have self-interest in what we eat - I'm guessing the beef/horse story beat famine and war stories in the editing floor, and that the media could never run with the main story that our eating horse could improve the environment. The media narrative was all about 'ew I've been sold horse' and less about 'what are the conditions like for horse and cow farmers' or 'how can we help those who have little to eat'.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
well, that's three abattoirs. the article claims 20 million euros was spent last year alone on importing mexican horse meat. given the near zero demand for the stuff outside of france and italy, and even there demand is fairly limited, where is all that meat going? petfood? all of it? there's not a lot of money in that gig. i think it's more than a 'fear', i think it's a dead cert.
 (itilliterate, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its gone into quorn burgers

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post A tiny percent was Mr Ed

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I noticed there are a lot of ads
for Scottish beef on the bus shelters here at the moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...which is made from ground-up haggis and shortbread left-overs

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only!
You should see what's in the pies*

*Don't look.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post ....it's.....made of... people

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice Dacia.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is going to get dizzy and pass out.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's terrible!
Look at that overspray on the rear bumper plastic. Why didn't he mask that off?
 (David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a link post the transit of pluto through capricorn 2008 - 2024
^ not an actual link so's not to bias, just google words to that effect. avoid personal horoscope links. try adding 'history' or 'global' to the search query, maybe.

it only happens once every two hundred and fifty odd years or so and it's happening now, apparently.

usually quite skeptical about such things, still am, but a mate was banging on about it recently so i had a google and it made for some entertaining reading. no doubt many a query will result in many a coincindence if viewed from the right angle whilst squinting but thought it may interest some anyway. lot's of 'scandals' leading to reform and such seem to be coming to light of late - or are we just reporting/noticing them more? we are now more connected and communicative than ever now, i guess. anyway, rambling now. must stop. thoughts?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you should put this on /talk

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Important shit happens every year, cherry picking a few to fit the theory is stupid

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post For the very first time in my life I actually facepalmed.
Read this, then go and think about what you have done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sits on naughty step*
t'was a fun conversation though.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Hugs*
I had an infuriating conversation with someone yesterday who said the stuff in her life was due to 'mercury being in retrograde' and that clearly it affected the whole world.

She's one of the smartest people I know, and yet the dumbness of that made me want to crawl under the table and gibber.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post i suppose it could be argued that her perception of it doing so actually could affect the whole world
due to her subsequent behaviour being influenced by such a belief and her being a part of the whole world. but that still doesn't make it right.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You must know a lot of real idiots then.
;p
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's a Marshall Scholar!
Arghghghghghgh
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehe!
please re-read my op. note the words: sceptical, entertaining, coincidence, squint, etc. and the nature of this site.

and oh, yeah - it ended on a question, a request for opinions, not a request for links.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Here's what you SHOULD have heard these footbally folks saying I made this!
..before they edit it to sound more footbally.

*waves to everyone*
(Slurpy J, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who are those people?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure, but I think they're the ones who tell those other fellahs which way to kick the pig skin.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good work.
Can see this being rather popular beyond b3ta.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty good
Unfortunately for you, not as good as Bad Lip Reading.

Still, I gave it a click for the effort. And the "Marshmallow!"
 (David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I wondered how long it would be before we started seeing the Bad Lip Reading copiers.
 (loci, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top work :D

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Jesus was African"
That got a LOL from me here.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this, Voice impression are actually pretty decent of the people they are supposed to be.

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top work there mate
We need to slap the pudding very naturally - can't disagree with that, I do the same whenever the wife has a night out.
 (Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Hahahaha
 (herman:D, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Catholic church in child sex shocker
Didn't expect that to be why the pope resigned
 (I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the Catholic Church right there
"(If he lived anywhere else) then we might have those crazies who are filing lawsuits, or some magistrate might arrest him like other (former) heads of state have been for alleged acts while he was head of state," one source said.

Yes because all those who suffered sexual abuse at the hands of priests and might want some retrobution are undoubtedly 'Crazies'
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tony Blair swans around the world with noone taking him to court
we're missing an opportunity people!
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It will also offer legal protection
from any attempt to prosecute him in connection with sexual abuse cases around the world.

Somehow, the guts of that place needs to be ripped out.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the immunity only contained in Vatican City law, or international law?
Taliban law gave immunity to Osama.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon if someone gave me an apache helicopter I could take him out.

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post kickstarter? don't forget to add 5k for catering

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You wouldn't even have to enter the airspace
I think the apache's range is longer than the expanse of the Vatican state.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vatican City abides by International law
this allows it embassies and UN protection, trade and movement of people. However, the Vatican is also the Holy See, which have none of these things. Which is which depends on circumstances.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post This legal immunity thing may mean squat
I think it needs to be thoroughly legally tested.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps you could sue the Catholic Church in your own country for being the organisation that is protecting a fugitive

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody dares
the Vatican/Holy See has more money than Italy, Portugal, Spain and Greece combined.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post isn't that all changing? hence him checking out now
i heard italian gov is changing laws, prolly due to eu bail out stuff but may well be wrong

*edit* jesus, that was incoherent. i meant transparency in tax affairs, etc., they've got money and property dotted about globally unaccounted for. prolly saving up for all the incoming lawsuits or some new choirboys or summat.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post To your edit
They own a huge amount of art and property. The Sistine chappel is valued at 1 Euro, for tax and insurance purposes. As is all the other art.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post really? I knew it was well-off but that sounds unlikely.
However I am not going to contest it. I have a rule: don't lose more than 2 testicles a day.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post My source is
Time magazine, who I tend to trust. But I have not seen the accounts of any personally.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Pope's on eBay, so we'll see what all his stuff is actually worth.
His eBay account is twinned with Katie Price's
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a fiver in my back pocket
I have more money than greece
 (I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post And more money than the British government, which is supposedly in negative equity

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Come on then
I'll use one hand.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a fight with a girl once.
I was asleep on a sofa & she punched me in the head & ran off.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post We call that
'winning'.

EDIT: a bit QOTW but it is quiet. I did once lamp a guy, right up the throat and he fell down. I was promptly arrested, as the police had turned up unbeknown to me but it kicked off elsewhere and I was left standing around. A taxi driver I knew pulled up and he told me to get in and took me home. That was years ago but i do see the copper every now again and he glares at me.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you take a shit in the coppers hat?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not that time.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how one of them is semi naked
it makes it more erotic.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're not the only one
at 0.57, some interested party says "Go on, let him get his top off", probably while wanking.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just like the scene in 'Women in Love' isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post That guy could have knocked him out
if he punched straight rather than swing like a hill-billy.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like Michael Le Vell vs James Corden

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
"This ones for Gavin and Stacey you fat twat!"
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pikey fiiight!
Top entertainment
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poofs.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Haxradio - The stream the FBI listens to... apparently.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Two Ronnies: the worm that turned
A horrible vision of the future run by women, set in 2012. Nostradamus eat your heart out.
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha I'd forgotten that Di Dors was in this.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post ow i thought that was matt lucas

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post So did I. Soooo turned off right now.

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hear there will be a remake - unfortunately starring Danny Dyer
The two Ronnies will be spinning in their proverbials.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hated these sections of the Two Ronnies
and The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town.
Watching this one back it's not so bad, "two lumps and a sponge finger" is a great line.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Diana Dors was Danny Dyer's mum.
100% trufax!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and sister.
trufact
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a link post If I was a woman I would hate this bitch
young gorgeous TV & Radio Presenter with an Economics degree and plays football and cricket. For Australia.

what a loser.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't panic girls
Give her a couple of years and she'll shoot her husband on Christmas day and have to go on the run eeking* out a meagre existence as a crack-whore.

*eeking is not in the Google spell check. Fucking retards.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post *eking
To eke out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eeking is a perfectly proper spelling

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post tell him you'll bite your own nuts off if he proves you wrong.
that always works out well.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post thought it was 'ekeing'
but I'm just an ignorant Swede
 (macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still no,
but a better effort than eeking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and that's when I'll make my move.
Feckler, shopping in the damaged goods aisle of Vulnerable Women R Us since 1990.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh.
There are plenty of male equivalents. Brian Cox was in a boy band, there was an England footballer (I forget who) with loads of degrees, and a world class boxer who was a brain box too.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post C. B. Fry represented England at both cricket and football, and also held the world record for the long jump.
In fact here is a list, and these are only the ones that played cricket and football... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_cricket_and_football_players
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post His party trick
Was to jump onto a mantelpiece from a standing start. Backwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will bite my own balls off if there has been a single post-war England international footballer with even one degree.
Very attractive, TV presenter, Economics Student, international in two sports all at the same time?

I don't think there are any male equivalents.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get munching, Glen Johnson has a maths degree, Alan Shearer has a degree, dunno what in though.
Shaka Hislop has a degree in mechanical engineering, gary lineker has one, fuck me, this is suprising stuff.


Hey: that was a sneaky edit!!!! eat balls feckler!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
What a foolish bet. Of course we expect proof of the ball-munching.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I was just about to start my jaw-stretches when I decided I'd better check...

GJ is STUDYING for a maths degree, so although that impresses me, my nuts are safe.

Shearers/Linekers are honorary doctorates (which don't count) and Hislop isn't English.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gotchya!
Steve Coppell

Whilst playing for Tranmere Rovers, Coppell started an Economics degree at Liverpool University. When he signed for Manchester United, he successfully completed the degree, despite playing for the first-team at the weekend. After playing more than 300 games for the Red Devils and 42 England caps, Coppell has managed teams including Crystal Palace and Man City.

And it is in ECONOMICS!!!! Now economise your nutsack.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your silence speaks volumes.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post he wasn't an England international at that time.
but I might just bite them off anyway. I've warmed to the idea. Pics to follow.
edit: fuck, I think you're right.

there's no other board where a thread about an impressive polymath quickly becomes a playground circle surrounding a man vowing to bite his own balls off.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wahey!!
Edit: yes he fucking was, he finished his degree before he played for England, ergo england player with a degree. That is the way i read it anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post uuurgh, I feel a bit faint. There's more blood than I expected.
edit: fuck's sake, the cats have run off with one of them. I was going to sell that one to Findus. Do they do scotch eggs?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr brains faggots.
CaC, on the flip side you won't have to feed the cat tonight.

Are you related to this guy?? www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/191436/Rugby-fan-cuts-off-tackle.html
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have 3 cats, one bollock won't fill them all up.
*Insert your own filthy replies here*
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Katie Price has a doctorate in biological ethics.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was she taught by Enzyme?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not bloody likely.
(Though, actually, on second thoughts: she'd be more than welcome to register...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enzyme used to shag Katie when Peter was down the gym toning his six-pack.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ewwwww,
The memory suggestion makes me feel wretched.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well explain how that Harvey looks exactly like you, eh, well!?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it because she is black?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post She does have sloww children too. Well one of them definitely is.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post This picture was actually published in The Sun
Without crediting me of course. I don't think they realised quite how cruel I was being!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Very nice work.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://owa.st-thomasmore.org.uk/users/06DAltiliaR/weblog/5de93/images/2c3b5.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post comedy doctorates don't count.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post She probably ought to give it back then

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
edited to counter Sundae Bloody Sundae's equivalents, the challenge remains one post-war England player with a degree. Admittedly if I'd thrown down this gauntlet six months in the future Glen Johnson may well have left me nutless.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't Ian Botham
play footingball, cricket and be on TV as well? He is no brain box though, it's true.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes, but he only played football for Scunthorpe.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol! you said cunt

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's more than I did.
I played football for a works team once, I was awesome. I got substituted rather too early for my liking, just before I got into my stride. If they had just let me touch the ball I'd have shown them a few things.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post if you'd made that offer in the changing rooms, they'd have let you touch all the balls you want.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a Japanese firm
and if I liked sweaty Japanese balls I'd be dating Moggy.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post you do know that's really Jolly Jack stalking himself, right?

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post All I know is
there are a few user names that appear in purple that I have never clicked on after i clicked on Moggys. JJ wasn't one of them, strangely.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jack Action is a wanker.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I once lobbed Seaman.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Samantha Brick?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post of course not, no-one's quite as hot as Sammy B.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It must be horrible being that attractive.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I cope.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *gives flowers and pays for meal*
It's the least I can do.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
keep your money and whack it on Watford, Wolves and Swansea to all win this weekend. You'll make a packet.

edit: I hope you didn't do this.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I'd never bet against liverpool.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slag.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have two of that one, please

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck to her, I say.
It's nice to see people doing well in things they enjoy.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a link post mark kermode reviews danny dyer`s new film

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Kermode
and think Dyer is a toilet, but Kermode on Dyer is a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Independent have even written an article about how dreadful this film is this morning, it's so terrible
a normal film review seemingly unable to put the point across
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was an interview with the writer/ director on R4 a few days ago.
You could tell from that that it was going to be not only a turkey, but a self-basting turkey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post How they got funding I'll never understand.
I can only assume it's some kind of tax dodge.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post They skimped on the catering bill.
Only £4k
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post So the reason for Danny Dyer's performance is a lack of vol-au-vents?
I guess that's understandable then.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate kermode more that I hate Dyer.
And I mega hate Dyer.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never rated Danny Dyer he's always been cringingly bad at everything he's done.
Even the mockney hardnut gangster stuff he still comes across as being unbelievable.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post This Film
May still break even or make money. Just think how many people will now want to see how BAD it is.
 (Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kermode was married to my dissertation tutor at Southampton uni.
He came in and did a lecture on the Exorcist.

He was an arrogant pissweasel.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post He got an honorary doctorate from us a couple of years ago.
I had no idea, until he joined us in the procession up on to the stage.

He was visibly moved, and altogether lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Danny Dyer???????

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!
You fancy Dyer!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I actually feel a bit sorry for Danny Dyer.
Then I realise that people feeling sorry for him must feel worse than people loathing/mocking him, which makes me feel even more sorry for him. There's nothing more tragic than being hated for aspects of yourself which you cannot change. Except perhaps being pitied for being hated for aspects of yourself which you cannot change.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post But he's earned a lot of money on the fact that he's an 'actor', and it's not like he's any good at it.
I'd save your pity for those who have talent but cannot make the break into their respect field.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help it. I'm just TOO caring.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sets up Danny Dyer charity*
*changes charity name to scope*
*apologises: does not want to tarnish scope with Dyer*
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dyer wanted to remake
1988 Phil Collins movie Buster. True fact.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did he enjoy it?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
i can only assume its some form of nominative determinism
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post best thing Dyer has done......
is get ripped open by a fox.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCh837b9kPM
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Top Gear dubbed into Russian
I doubt Jeremy Clarkson has ever sounded that butch...
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not dubbed
That's their real voices.
 (gertfrobe is new to all this., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Curious how they've type cast the voices
The macho one, the squeaky one and the nerdy one (Jeremy/Richard/James), if that makes any sense
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm told that there is one company in Georgia that do all the dubbing for every movie
The dubbing actors consist of one man, one woman and one kid, and they don't even bother to modify their voice to help distinguish between characters.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking wankers.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this just about sums it up

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a link post A Gun For George

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the movie happening
does anyone know?
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a link post A website that generates a playlist on your drug of choice
I couldn't possibly say any more than that.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could do with adding crack, lighter fluid and bleach
but aside from that, nice find!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post and Ranitidine.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also Aspirin and Paracetemol
For those of us nursing our headaches.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Click here for headache soothing playlist.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I need prozac and anti-psychotics

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't we all.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Carfentanil here. and poppers.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post No ritalin.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post No Ritalin. No Ritalin. No Ritalin. No Ritalin.
No Ritalin. No Ritalin. No Ritalin. No Ritalin. No Ritalin. No Ritalin. No Ritalin. No Ritalin. No Ritalin. No Ritalin. No Ritalin. No Ritalin.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor
Many missing and takes no account of combos
 (I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nor no 'abused by Pimp' setting

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post www.stereodose.com uses an invalid security certificate.
The certificate is only valid for *.pythonanywhere.com


I'm guessing they don't have a playlist for tea and toast though...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs more rohypnol
not the first time I've said that
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:53, , Reply)

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