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This is a link post New York Times comments elevates to surreal high art

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I take it that "icing my knee" is one of the correct bits?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 7:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a lazy birthday cake
with or without a candle
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is going to make one hell of a Found Poem 

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Wiki vandalism at its finest

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Not in any revisions in the last few years and that articles been locked against vandalism for ages, I like it but I'm not convinced it was ever real, could try harder.
 (Benzyl, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Soccer moms chat group trolling
Fun read (fake or not)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was pretty funny
But a bit short. They could have trolled for weeks on that chat group. I want to know what happens next!
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That seemed pointless and dull
And obvious
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Priti’s Gone
Apologies for Metro link but the news is out that Priti Patel has “resigned”.

Edit: for my own 2p worth this just makes May look even weaker. If she couldn’t rustle up the backbone to sack Patel for a gaffe like this and she continues to let Boris do his thing without consequence she’ll be resigning herself before too long. Add in the Brexit papers embarrassment and one can be forgiven for wondering if anyone in government is doing much in the way of governing. At least on the bright side I’ve learnt more about one of the few Tory MPs I have any respect for, in the form of Anna Soubry.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Off to the back benches where she is no longer held back by cabinet collective responsibility.
Should be fun to watch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bye!
Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
She had an impossible job: to find people willing to accept vast amounts of money but who wouldn't spunk it on Rolls-Royces, wristwatches and London property.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post She could have sent it to me to spend on cider and scratch cards

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really think it makes May look weaker.
If you're about to sack someone and they resign in front of you then you simply accept their resignation as convenient. You certainly don't look any stronger by indignantly refusing the resignation then immediately declaring they're fired.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a big difference between being sacked and being asked/told to resign.
One's a badly-needed show of leadership qualities and the other is a face-saving gesture, which in this case means Patel saves face and May loses face.

I don't believe for one minute that Patel resigned voluntarily but I suppose we'll never know, which is rather the point. That said if this were any normal job she'd have been sacked on the spot and this is another example of the double-standards we see applied to politics vs. everyday life.

Let's not forget that the final straw was Patel not disclosing meetings with Israeli political figures after just being chewed out for the exact same thing. She had her chance to come clean and, frankly, was just taking the piss. There should be consequences for her actions, not just a free pass to go back to her old job.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It depends what you mean by resigned voluntarily though.
If you're definitely going to be sacked (everyone knows it), then it's just politeness to resign. It's voluntary in the sense that you are volunteering to be polite about it, but you are not going to be doing the job any more either way so the resignation is forced.

Ultimately there is no difference. She would be just as free to get another job in government later if she was sacked, although perhaps marginally less likely to be offered it by a colleague due to a possible perceived risk of being a boat rocker if things don't go your way.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the disparity between normal life and Westminster that I find most galling.
If you meet an old friend who works for a competitor and let slip a few trade secrets you expect to be called in front of the management and if you're very, very lucky you'll be given the chance to come clean and apologise rather than be dismissed on the spot.

If you then squander that chance for contrition and it's later found out that you gave them the special sauce recipe as well then any other employer would have you out of the door faster than you can say P45. I don't think I'm being especially harsh in thinking that being shown clemency and essentially throwing it in their face should have real consequences, like having the whip withdrawn. We see the same sort of thing happening in board rooms the world over where executives, having royally fucked up, get a nice pay-off and a friendly handshake.

We can agree to disagree about sacking vs. compulsory resignation, but surely you can see why many people are annoyed when politicians do things like this and seem to get off scot-free.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah it's pretty galling.
But there's been a long history of this sort of thing, and what can really be done about it? People forget about stuff after a while and you can come back to the table... that's human nature.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I remember correctly
The resignation often comes after a sacking and legally it is the resignation that is used as the reason. Something to do with the fact that a sacking has to be in writing whereas a resignation is verbal. Therefore it is possible that May sacked her and she saved face by resigning.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bring back Liz Truss!
Image result for liz truss justice minister

No reason other than teh sexeh
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post More pork market action
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhlRM6rYck
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post FAP FAP
FAP FAP FAP FAP

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

FAP FAP

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

*oink*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post

I'd like to pork her, you know, market.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet she has tenderloins

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh mate

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why is it always the Priti ones....

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a link post The very weird world of algrothmically generated kids youtube content
some batshit mental-some very dark
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
I cracked once and berated my kid for watching this inane shit. It must be easy to grab some assets and set the thing in motion again, but it's depressing stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post The way I see it
Is that the writer comes across like someone who had no idea there was anything dark on the net. Really naive? Hmmm

Also, I watched the prettily-titled BURIED ALIVE and I think that most kids would more likely get bored and switch iff than watch it hypnotised. Bots have no creativity, wit or understanding of storytelling.

He says he doesn't have kids so doesn't really get these points I guess. So, yet another person getting offended on behalf of other people.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you met any young children?
And did you look at the black squiggles between the pictures - the things we call words?
Tl;dr for you?
Trump bullet points:
Some people are deliberately creating deeply disturbing content - while at first glance innocent- for kids which is getting past any and all child friendly filters
Bots are churning out really weird variants on themes - and some of this could also cause harm to children
There is absolutely no way to stop it happening without banning YouTube and anything like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post How are these tedious songs about fingers doing harm to children?
The headswap thing, I can imagine teaches your kid to make a fucking awful crying noise when something isn't correct. I have heard it immitated.

I was actually impressed at the work the author did on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I dont see how the majority of these examples damage kids
Any more than people were saying video games were before, etc. Trying to patronise me isn't exactly a great defence TACFC. They are mind-numbing rubbish and kids just wouldn't fall for this when they could watch decent animations on another channel. As for the early years videos, parents should be keeping an eye on what they're watching anyway. Final point, kids aren't dumb.

People have different opinions so we should discuss this rather than, oh I don't know randomly choosing something...putting them on ignore. Oh, you didn't do that did you?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you put cold stare on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 9 Nov 2017, 7:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post So is he suggesting that these videos are being created entirely by bots? Or that it's some sort of mass, sinister conspiracy to warp fragile little minds?
I'm not sure which is least likely.

I assume they're created as a cynical attempt to get views from kids intrigued by disgusting things, or adults as a result of articles like these.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an interesting subject I think
I was pleased when a video of mine got a couple of million views, but realised that it's nothing when I saw my kid watching a video of someone opening Kinder Eggs - 42 million views. Most of these videos are just click bait purely for the ad revenue. Seems like the titles are generated by algorithms, but actual people make the videos - and if they can make enough videos with different variations of keywords, they can make money - sometimes a lot. I don't think there's any dark intentions behind most of these videos (unless it's those pesky Ruskies again)

I imagine Google will get round to doing something about it in the same way they change their search algorithms to downgrade websites using sneaky SEO practices. Eventually.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Needs a touch more salt, and a lot more Danny Elfman.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. The buttering.
I'd like a foool bridge rectifier over easy, please.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's something a bit wrong
About that whisk hand motion
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post THEY'RE THE WRONG BLOODY TROUSERS. Or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a link post 46 & 2 reaction
With the typical "youtube star" flavored start, I expected to hate this. Pleasantly surprised...
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gogglebox for music.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post No thanks.
Sounds like a shit idea.
[edit] Also, am I the only person who thinks Tool are MASSIVELY overrated?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. The only person's opinion on music I respect is my own.
you're not wrong there. I don't get all the fuss about Muse either
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I gave up listening to mainstream music press recommendations years ago.
My source for new bands is now randoms on the internet.

www.reddit.com/r/ifyoulikeblank/

www.discogs.com/

Are my go to now and through them have found some really great bands.

Here's some little writing because my ocd says I should add some
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same, but I get all my stuff through SoundCloud

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I often use the "related artists" tab on Spotify.
Lately I have disappeared down a pyschobilly rabbit hole.

Music is such a personal thing though. If you like it great, who gives a fuck what anyone else thinks?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting genre, never heard of it before.
Currently exploring French electro myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post You must know The Cramps?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heard of them never really listened though.
I quite liked Imelda Mays early stuff if that counts for anything?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you got a Boom Boom
or Love Tattoo?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not a bad rabbit hole to be in
southern gothic americana is the warren I'm currently burrowing in
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The Handsome Family and the like?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 10:46, , Reply)
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"Music is such a personal thing though. If you like it great, who gives a fuck what anyone else thinks?"

And yet people post music all the time on here...
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because they are sharing something they enjoy and think others might too.
They aren't doing it for approval. We're not all needy click whores.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a great band name right there

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 1:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know a needy click whore in need of many, many clicks

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shhhh
You not allowed to mention D*m
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post my main source of new music is friends' recommendations & The Quietus.
Though I try and bear in mind that they do champion their mates' shit bands.
change your sig, you horror
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tool suffer from having over obsessive fans.
It's part of the tribalism that goes along with music tastes.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Beavis "huh huh Ghost "BC" huh, huh, huh, huh"
Butthead "Shut up butt munch"
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 9 Nov 2017, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Meanwhile, in Germany …
… officers were examining whether any animal protection laws had been broken.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It might belong to one of the man's relatives.
What else might it?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post obviously a "trouser snake" gag set-up
but he bottled it and got pissed instead
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Priti Patel's plane stream

22k people watching!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see her at the top of the steps down from the plane at Heathrow saying "I hold, in my hand, a piece of paper..."

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Toilet paper probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ©The Viz book of crap jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
She's just flown over my House in Greenwich, so she's just home to face the Music.. not sitting Pritti is she!
 (mr_mekon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I do hope there's some sort of media scrum.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be undignified
I'm sure that won't happen
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw....
Hah!
That plane she's on didn't have wi-fi!

Oh to be there now she's getting a signal..
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Posted hastily

Forgot to mention she doesn't know!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh I'm sure she knew. She'd been summoned to London to see the boss halfway through a journey to Uganda. You can't think that's going to be a good meeting.

Edit: Apparently a ministerial car met her on the tarmac. A swift motorcycle escort down the M4 and she'll be falling on her sword within the hour.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post According to Theo Usherwood she's not going straight there.
twitter.com/theousherwood/status/928291081577467904
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Gone to the office to clear her desk shred some files get her story straight say goodbye to her wonderful staff no doubt.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope she's got absolutely shitfaced and is spoiling for a fight.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as her and Boris were brought into the cabinet to keep them quite you might get that chance.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post She should tell May to shove it and take her down.
The boil needs lancing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post how would that work then?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
First, she would tell May to shove it. After that, take her down.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amen

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well she could get 47 other tory mp's to write to the 1922 Committee which would trigger a leadership contest.
She's got sod all to lose.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually that would be hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Boat transport I made this!
Worries and tribulations related to shipping now are not a part and parcel of your daily life. Have a stress free shipping of your vehicle through services by We Will Transport It.
 (jahamm, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I need someone to take care of my heavy equipment
*unzips*
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er...
This isn't how you do marketing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of people are saying ...
... that We Will Transport It are massively involved in the smuggling of children for the slave trade and the distribution of extreme animal porn.

How is that business model working for you?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you mean to post it on the dark web?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't the dark web?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't buy used panties here if I were you.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that what people do with their bitcoin?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno, I pay your mum with Liquorice Allsorts

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you use We Will Transport to ship her the container(s)?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed I did.
And she used them to return her "containers".
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing is beneath We Will Transport It.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like your very generic YouTube video that explains absolutely everything.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyYNQo6RovM


 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Needs more crying laughing emoji
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i lol-ed at this
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have any advice about how to
avoid the dangers of driving in the sun?
Do you haul municipal service truck?
Tell me about the multi car shipping discount for auto dealers!
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post How did you know?
B3ta is the hub of vehicles that need shipping. We've got vehicles coming out of our arse. Thank God you turned up

As the elderly lady says in the video, "I'm very satisfied". Little minx
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Plants vs zombies music?

(Leemondus, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can someone explain this to me?
Specifically this:
In the olden days, when I was alive, television used to "live" for things like football matches. What you saw on the telly was actually happening. The only control you had over it was to switch to another channel, or switch off. So, if something exciting or interesting happened, the broadcaster would show an action replay, anticipating the viewer going "wtf?".

It's 2017. Most of what I watch, I watch on Youtube. The rest, I watch streamed from my PC or on my SkyHD box. EVERY SINGLE MEDIA SOURCE I HAVE allows me to pause, rewind and replay any section of video it shows, at will, all the time.

So why THE ACTUAL FUCK do Youtube video makers waste my FUCKING TIME making a 30 second video that consists of the same 15 second clip, twice?
 (SonofRojBlake, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Sounds From The Ground ‎– Terra Firma
Have some downtempo rub-a-dub-dub
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Top comment is top.
 (ohidunno, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That top comment is gold

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's punching way above her weight.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's cutting

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not surprised you're siding with her

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't be a shunt

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't choo try to act the hard man in here

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Railly!

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post couldnt see what you are talking about still buffering

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hear her marriage has gone off the rails.
But while it lasted it was a steamy affair. She always felt very hornby.
Drove her loco.
 (Leemondus, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her wedding dress
had a lovely train.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That bra-less sweatsuit look
really shows off her gargantuan, pendulous udders. You go gurl.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What is it with the mentally ill and lack of bosom support?
 (ohidunno, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could answer this,
but I don't want to get banned from /links.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it involves you showing us pictures of your gargantuam, pendulous udders
then I think it is worth the risk.

I am tumescent with anticipation.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leave Voldermort alone!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Freedom

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Office lol you twat

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I doubt she's had any better offers.
P.S. It's "railway station", not "train station".
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, this bus stop was quite keen.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmhm.
(Redirected from Railway station)
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post From that very page
"In British English, traditional usage favours railway station or simply station, even though train station, which is an Americanism, is now misused instead of railway station in writing."
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's clearly not correct though.
I take no issue with the first part of that sentence.

But misused? Is there a more correct usage for "train station" than meaning "station for trains" such that using it as "station for trains" counts as misuse?

That's clearly just someone's opinion, and not an objective fact. So I have corrected it.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really care either way
I was just amused that the page you produced as proof seemed to directly contradict you.

Edit: and now you've edited that page so that it doesn't? That's genius. I'd take my hat off to you were I the sort of cunt who wore one.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol, yeah I suppose it was a bit of a cheap trick,
but I wouldn't edit a page to be actually wrong only to prove a point. I figured I should do it here since the original sentence basically didn't make sense.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Words get old and replaced. That's why games like Call My Bluff exist.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. You're a sad cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I take it the train station didn't have any say in it?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe the vicar mistook a train whistle for
"I dooooooooo!"
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I Choo-Choo-Choose You!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Looks like may's going to lose a cabinet minister today
No not him.

TL:DR Minister goes to Israel on "holiday" and has secret meetings with the Israeli government. Then planned to use humanitarian aid money to fund the Israeli armed forces.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post May reminds me of a school-mates mum standing in as dinner lady for a few days
An embarrassment.
 (roysin, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait wait wait
Got a source on that second bit?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yesterday’s Independent: Priti Patel discussed giving British foreign aid money to Israeli army, Downing Street confirms
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/priti-patel-israel-army-idf-foreign-aid-money-british-holiday-meetings-netanyahu-international-a8041716.html?amp
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, but after she fessed up to Mau some more secret meetings came to light.
She's flying home now and is pretty much finished.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ on a bike
She's toast.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post And not happy toast at that.
Did you see what I did there?
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post the cabinet is one of the few places where Priti Patel is not the dumbest person in the room
hope she goes
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It takes a special kind of cunt to inquire with her team if she can divert aid money to bank rolling the policing of occupied land.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post which special kind of cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post One filled with corruption and reeking of putrefaction.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's what
SHE said
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 8 Nov 2017, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love it when you talk dirty.
*unzips*
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*fetches telescope.... squints*
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
n r
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post good summary :)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would hardly be the most egregious misuse of tax payers cash by the DFID.
Jussayin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree 100%, the rules need changing.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have to declare an interest here
as my wife works in international aid and a lot of their funding comes from DFID. I believe the majority of the projects they're working on are actually completely sensible - the one my wife is on certainly is. However the ones that grab the headlines are clearly in the "what the hell were you thinking" category, and there seems to be a serious problem in some areas in ensuring the aid isn't siphoned off by the regime before it reaches the intended recipients.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I also have to declare an interest here
My wife is a civil servant and I've heard stories about massive waste in spending.

Is it true that a lot of the WTF projects are funded because the DFID has a legal target on how much they have to spend?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
They are the only government department that are obliged, BY LAW, to spent the entirety of their budget and if they do not they have to make a statement to the House explaining why. You know how councils suddenly become highly concerned about fixing kerbs and paving stones in the run up to April even when they don't need fixing... Their budget is fixed, again BY LAW, at 0.7% of GDP.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's how all government departments work.
Underspend by 10% this year and (rather than a pat on the head for being efficient) you get 10% less than whatever you ask the Treasury for next year.

Fortunately there are plenty of government suppliers who are good at 'helping out' the procurement people and pricing based on what's currently in the pot (which is how you get to the NHS and MOD paying shitloads for spoons and pens and stuff).

But enough of that! Lets get back to decrying celebrities who avoid tax...
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. It's not illegal to underspend in any other department, no other department has to give a statement to the house if they underspend, and no other department has their budget set as an elastic percentage of GDP.
Apart from that, it's exactly the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post just correct the grammar
My wife is a civil s e rvant and I've he a rd stories about massive waste in spending
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit low mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post for me?
impossible
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Down with the faceless, unelected shitty Briteaucrats
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0.7% of GDP to be spent by the DFID was a Tory 2010 manifesto pledge.
How exactly is that faceless and unelected?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I was talking about Cerebus' civil servant wife you dumb fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've said it before and I'll say it again,
for one so inclined to sanctimony, you're very quick with the offensive language and verbal abuse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
And you're still jumping to conclusions and not reading things properly. C'est la vie.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was talking about you calling Cerebus' civil servant wife a "faceless, unelected shitty Briteaucrat" you dumb fuck.
Plus ça change...
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
When one's entire argument for Brexit is based around magic beans and complaining about imaginary "unelected faceless eurocrats" and your wife is one, I feel entirely fine pointing out the hypocrisy.

You're a genuinely thick shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing spouses appear to be fair game I would just point out my wife is a staunch remainer.
Carry on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I like your wife, she seems lovely :)
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post See, I'm also a staunch remainer.
I just find myself arguing with many other remainers here when they rely on shitty arguments, or ignore very good arguments from the other side. Similarly, I voted Lib Dem, but I end up finding myself defend Tory ministers because of shitty arguments.

Everyone then assumes I'm on the other side when mainly I'm trying to tidy up the mess on my own side.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another insubordinate arsehole in the cabinet?
It’s almost as if the PM is incapable of sacking anyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's flying back to be sacked.
uk.flightaware.com/live/flight/KQA100

This has got to have been a long flight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bet she stays on after they've landed to watch the end of the movie

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm sure the taxpayer funded champagne will take the edge off
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Metallic Blimp - In the Light
Anyone else see the last episode of Mind Hunters?
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post B&

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Although, I am now listening to the album, so thank you for the prompt.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post BAMPERSAND

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 8 Nov 2017, 7:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mindhunter? Aye.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post William Petersen is good in that

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Midnight at the Oasis
Check also their Street Life cover
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Regendary...

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The singer needs to have words with whoever came up with those volume levels.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Drunk people. Boat. Water - what could go wrong?
Edit: don't bother watching past 20 seconds. Nothing else happens unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post What town or city is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 8 Nov 2017, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like
Utrecht to me.
www.google.nl/maps/@52.0884184,5.1215193,2a,34.7y,342.89h,89.42t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sdGwVsIdOnWMoaHh4lPC6sA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Free the nipple

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting this to be about Mario Odyssey

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm loving that game at the moment.
Mario's nipples are the least delightful thing about it. That's how delightful it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disturbing
And kind of sexy
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nibiru! The end is nigh

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 1:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Encouraging children
to drink from the long one.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Death Rattle
A man obsesses over perfecting his death rattle. Weird and a little disturbing
(OneAndNought, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 19:12, , Reply)

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