b3ta's favourite right on American comedian admits he's not so right on after all.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 20:05,
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I think the man is about as funny as a bus pulling away just as you run up to it,
but as apologies go, that was pretty right on, even for a creeper.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 23:32,
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Unicorns are Gangster!
I made this!
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 19:07,
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need more PUBG model painting videos.
Or something.
possibly high-pitched hackers fucking it up?
clicked anyway.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 22:30,
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That's....
All TV should be like this!
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 19:18,
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I actually think you could have a show where you subtly make the audience a character
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 22:50,
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In that, isn't the production team the character?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 16:49,
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Is the perspective ever not an on-screen character?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 16:50,
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Reminds me of a thing we did.
George RR Martin laughing at Sitcoms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icp22yquZjc
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Indie Game Review: Tiny Echo
I made this!
One of those "arty" games, which is bit of a fever dream. Not really sure what's going on, but it gives me an opportunity to ramble incoherently for 15 minutes or so.
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dogbomb, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 18:22,
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Bookmarked for when I'm not in the pub.
Also \o/
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 18:27,
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Have you been to the pub loo yet?
'Cos it sounds like Dogbomb recorded the audio in it
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 21:06,
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I have
I'd avoid the urinal on the left if I were you. You'll see why.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 21:50,
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You know what...
recording while drunk is fun!
editing while drunk, is bloody terrible!
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dogbomb, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 22:17,
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You have an uncanny talent
to make the mundane entertaining. I request you continue to do so.
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Another John Lewis Parody (from The Poke)
NSFW
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:53,
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Another year another parody
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:26,
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Somewhat surprised to find House of Fraser have done a feelgood happy one this year
Instead of the raucous shite they normally produce.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:48,
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The guy from Elbow with an acoustic guitar, under the bed.
There you go. Made a parody.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 17:04,
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Great.
Had to go and watch the original to see what had changed.
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Varmint, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 20:01,
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I searched for Blade Runner
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:39,
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Real shite
www.joke.co.uk/all-adult-fancy-dress-costumes/mr-hankey-the-christmas-poo-costume~78045/
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 20:50,
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do they do a matchig "intruder"
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 17:37,
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Phnnty Phnnnt
I made this!
The latest episode of Dad's posthumous series Weirdy Rhymes is online. This one is GORGEOUS.
(I made this-ish - Me and a few of his mates are rushing around trying to finish them off for him)
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that's quite amazing
so much going on and yet so smooth
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:48,
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I don't know how he planned it out without any sort of computer or storyboard. He just went for it a frame at a time!
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That's amazing! Just brilliant stuff.
All of these are good, but that one particularly so.
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Varmint, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:22,
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Haha.
Fantastic. The thumbs down certainly wasn't me. Whoever it was must not like eye kissing.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 18:04,
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Here's the real JL crimbo ad.
Not crying just something in my eye.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:27,
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ahhh, the fox died
buys a hand crafted, vintage, John Lewis Dead Fox (TM) for Christmas
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:55,
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need some one to voice david attenborough over the top
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 15:03,
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Really glad that wasn't the real ad
Otherwise I would say that John Lewis had lost the plot
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 17:52,
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Giant coconut crab sneaks up on a sleeping bird
and kills it.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:05,
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(^(^(V)::(V)^)^) GO TEAM ROBBER CRABS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 Nov 2017, 23:48,
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For all you knob twiddling b3tans: character.animation.synth
Fucking vimeo with its Flash embedification
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:26,
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Good news everyone! Brexit is reversible!
Says the guy who codified the whole concept of it.
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It is a really annoying
Star Trek character.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:50,
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IS it the new STD? that you can only get from Imigrants?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:59,
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Cough medicine
for stoners
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:02,
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Surely it's Brexerb
if we get about 50% of the way through and THEN start going backwards.
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The name implies that at least one government is willing to see you lot back.
(Not you in particular, or the people, but your whole dumb "giving lessons" intelligentsia.)
Better get on yer Breknees and Breblow.
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Except it isn't, because there's no appetite to reverse it in the cabinet or shadow cabinet, regardless of the negative consequences and impacts. The Racists, Russians and filthy rich won this one.
Good quote from David Davis in there though: "A democracy that has lost the right to change its mind has ceased to be a democracy."
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:32,
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That doesn't mean it's irreversible.
It just means that it probably won't be reversed (and we should note Terri's suggestion this morning that leaving should be baked into law on a particular date, irrespective of any facts or sanity).
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Sure, "it's not going to be reversed" isn't quite the same as "irreversible" but they have the same end result ...
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:37,
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Except
one means it cannot be reversed no matter what and the other means all that has to happen is for some people to change their minds.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:48,
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^This^
It's really rather fundamental.
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Suck it up libtards
A bright new future of European conflict (and, hence, much-needed population thinning and scientific advancements) beckons.
Perhaps, also, a long-overdue resurgence in Christianity (and the persecution or expulsion of heretics, infidels and atheists).
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:39,
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I, for one, welcome our new Russian overlords
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:49,
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All Russia can do is cause trouble
It has no economy worth speaking of, doesn't have the institutions or legal framework to let business thrive, is riven by corruption and state theft on a colossal scale, and has nothing to export but oil, gas and disinformation.
We and the French, however, have nuclear weapons.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:57,
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Last time i looked in the cupboard Russia had more than both us and those froggy rascals over the channel.
woldnt be surprised if the Gvnmt actually privatise the nuclear weapons system and have to pay mega bucks to compensate the new owners if they ever need to fire them, of course it would have to go to a shareholder vote first though
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:02,
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So do the Russians
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:03,
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Yeah, you might not hve realised his, but Russia has Nukes too. A lot more of them than we do.
A lot more of them than we and the French combined have, in fact.
And more importantly, unlike us, Russia doesn't need the USA's permission to launch their nukes.
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I'd be careful what you wish for
Sexual deviants are normally fairly high up their list
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It was trying to create a unified europe that was the motivation behind so many wars over the centuries.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:28,
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Yeah unified behind Napoleon, Unified behind the Kiaser, Unified behind Hitler its the isle of white we have to watch out for they aree building there forces in full daylight and passing it of as tourism
it isnt, it is full scale military mobilisation, have you seen there latest vehicles? full stealth, you dont even know it is a weapson system untill its to late/ those double barrel 99's are no joke when you are faceing the bussines end. And those so called called deck chairs? even the Vietcong didnt stoop so low as reclining man traps, its unuman what there twisted scientists have thought up, all those storys of standing on lego? field testing in progress.
You think that is a RO/RO ferry? think again, its a full onasualt landing craft
If you dont hear from me again, is because i have said to much
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You really don't see a difference between complete military subjugation under dictatorial regimes and a group of independent nations coming together for their greater good allowing all to keep their cultures and identities?
*backs away slowly* .. okay.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:15,
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I didn't say there wasn't a difference did I?
Just pointing out many wars have been fought and lost because psychopaths have gotten it into their head to join a bunch of countries together.
This latest attempt at a unified Europe is just more subtle.
Like boiling a frog, at least we're getting out with just minor burns.
And as for "group of independent nations coming together for their greater good allowing all to keep their cultures and identities? "
Let's see in 20 years time how much of that culture and identity remains in the United States of Europe.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:35,
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What do you consider these "minor burns", or are you just inventing shit to fit your narrative? EU membership has been hugely beneficial for the country.
Your paranoia about furrins is simply off the charts.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:45,
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Cerebrus isn't paranoid about foreigners
But I am. Muslims, mostly. I don't want any more in this country until we have worked out how to integrate our existing ones into society.
So if you want to shout "racist" at someone, do it at a genuine racist like me.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:48,
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Okay, but you know they aren't coming from "Europe" don't you?
They're coming from the middle east and north africa. You also might have noticed that the EU/France are actually preventing lots of them from running through the Channel Tunnel, something they'll have no incentive to do due to Brexit.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:51,
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don't take away his race card, it's the only one he's got to use.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:52,
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MrMann makes perfect sense how many of you have been in a muslem dominated area in this country and felt like it was different country
They have no intention of becoming English and joining the comunity, and in many places the areas they live in are shit holes and filthy, Not all are like this and there asome genuine muslems who want to do the best for them selfs and the wider comunity as a whole.
Call me a racist if you want but i have seen the slowly creeping cancer these cause and it does need to stop
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:04,
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How is leaving the EU going to do anything but make that worse? The EU are literally "protecting you" from a big set of muslim/syrian refugees currently sitting in Northern France.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:21,
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I don't really see how Germany accepting 1.2m Muslim refugees in one year isn't a problem
Or the 200,000 a year they've promised to "limit" it to.
Or the quota system that is the only rational response to the huge numbers of people desperately setting out from the North African shore (in the certain knowledge that Europeans will pick them up a couple of miles offshore - and well within the 12 mile limit).
And even if the migration ended tomorrow - which it won't - that is still a very considerable number of aliens (in every way) already in situ that the continent must somehow incorporate.
#racist
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:29,
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Germany is not the UK. That still applies whether we're in or out of the EU. Just because Germany took in extra refugees doesn't mean we're obligated to do so.
I'm happy that you're admitting it's a racism thing, it's refreshingly honest - the contortions that people try to pull themselves into to try and say their decision wasn't a racist one are pretty fantastic.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:40,
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1) Free movement of people in the EU
2) Attracts more migrants to Europe
3) My point about EU migrant quotas
4) You're welcome! It is absolutely no skin off my nose to be thought a racist by a thick student on the Internet
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:49,
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It's also clearly no skin off your nose to directly chose to wreck the economic future of the country to support your racist views. Cheers for inflicting that on everyone else.
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
Also, don't assume I voted for Brexit. In fact, I'm one of the 28 per cent. (I was busy...er..."helping the police" that day...)
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:02,
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First thing to do is stop picking them up from there boats and taking them to Italy or Greece
pick them up and take them straight back to the nearest beach/port they left from, that will disuade some from attempting to cross, the people that set these up, sell the point that you will be picked up and taken to xxxx. Stop doing that and that will be a start
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:09,
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You're totally fine with preventing innocent people from fleeing a warzone?
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:31,
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^ This guy, saving the world with his keyboard
Don't let anyone tell you he's not making a difference.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:38,
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Way to dodge the basic moral question.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:41,
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Yes, I'm fine with that.
These people do not exist to me, any more than some nameless fruit vendor in Peru exists.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:48,
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Wow you utter cunt. You're an honest cunt though.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:59,
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Yet I do more for refugees that you have ever done, or will ever do.
Funny that, isn't it?
You care with all your heart, because it makes you feel better. And it doesn't do anyone else a bit of good.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:04,
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You're passing judgements on my charitable and foreign aid work, based on what knowledge? Yep, you help some refugees learn english and that's super as I've said before.
Sure I care a little about the plight of the helpless and things like basic human rights because I can empathise without having met someone and think "but for the luck of birth that could have been me". If you think that's something to be belittled and ridiculed that's your problem not mine.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:22,
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I'm sorry
for being flippant. Obviously I have empathy for these people. I'm not a complete psychopath.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:31,
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I'm sorry too
I also realise that there's a limited amount of empathy out there and people get bored of being told to be sad/upset/angry at whatever the issue of the day is and the emotive nature of these things get peoples backs up - No-one's immune to it.
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its not th genuine warzone refugees that is the problem, as mentioned earlier, it is the economic migrants
that are flooding europe and getting over here by various means that are causing the issues, they have no regards for anyone but them selfs and fuck anyone who doesnt kowtow to them, look at all the sex assualts in Germany and the rest of Europe carried out by these people, so bad in Sweden that the police are banned from describing suspects www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/swedish-police-are-not-allowed-to-give-descriptions-of-alleged-criminals-so-as-not-to-sound-racist-a6810311.html
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:44,
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Economic migrants are the backbone of the UK kickball league
Send 'em all back I say! Hopefully that would kill the fucking moronic game forever.
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"look at Germany"
dude, for the millionth time, Germany is doing fine.
The sex assualts (sic) you mention (I guess you're talking Cologne?) were in fact committed by people who'd moved here LONG before the last years of refugee influx.
Not only that, but any reported increases in crimes by undocumented people were either minor drug possession or fare dodging.
Further, there was an increase in immigrant crime rates, but the majority was amongst people from the former USSR and Balkan states.
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If i knew the answer to that i would tell you
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:29,
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as a child of a muslim immigrant:
go fuck yourself, you fucking cunt. (see? we can even integrate into your language!)
Also, are you in any way aware that majority-muslim countries and the EU are different things, or are you just using Brexit as an excuse to spout whatever dog-whistle racist shit that you want?
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 18:09,
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Are you a Muslim though? Interesting to get your perspective.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 10 Nov 2017, 18:29,
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nah, atheist
for what it's worth, I see it as muslims being the target du jour, just like with Jews, Irish, black people, gays, eastern europeans, muslims... and it's all the same arguments again (they're not like us / not our religion / not part of our community).
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At least it takes away the validation
for those people who want us pushed against a cliff edge forcing a choice between `no deal` or `everything we want` when there is always the option of just not doing it and going back to not having all the problems.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:47,
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Why don't we leave
Have everything gradually fuck up
...then join again, and get rid of all those pesky rebates and vetos?
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Honestly
I think that is their plan, it was too much pressure keeping up the anti-europe thing whilst having loads of benefits from the EU.
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I thought this was already known?
Cept there's no public or real political will to make it happen and if we did we'd probably be the EU's bitch knowing that we had given up our one chance to escape.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:22,
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It was already known
It seems that Brexiteers are wont to forget it though, so they need reminding every so often.
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There's a lot of public will to make it happen, whether or not your denial will allow you to accept that.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:16,
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Is there?
Then where's the proper angry demos, where's the lobbying of m.ps, christ where's the fucking riots? A few thousand middle aged white people on a jolly march wearing blue with fucking stars painted on is not "a lot of public will"
I suspect reality is you have a bubble of like minded people around you that is giving you that impression. Must people either still back leave and those that voted remain just want to get on with it.
Here's some stats to pop that bubble.
yougov.co.uk/news/2017/06/15/majority-favour-pushing-brexit-many-are-tempted-so/
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:47,
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Riots? What's the fucking matter with you? We're British. All the protests have been done in the correct way, including petitions, lobbying MPs, many marches and protests, however they are done peacefully because that's the right way to do things.
Stop talking utter bullshit on the numbers too - "Most" people didn't back leave - Ignoring the fact that we got nowhere near a 100% turnout the vote was basically 50-50.
No-one that voted remain has changed their mind, wheras 30% of all the people that voted leave admit that they were conned by a bus. Sums it all up nicely.
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Okay dokey...
"Riots? What's the fucking matter with you? We're British. All the protests have been done in the correct way, including petitions, lobbying MPs, many marches and protests, however they are done peacefully because that's the right way to do things."
The British have a fine tradition of rioting, the fact that you don't know that is shameful.
Peaceful demos achieve fuck all.
"Stop talking utter bullshit on the numbers too - "Most" people didn't back leave - Ignoring the fact that we got nowhere near a 100% turnout the vote was basically 50-50."
The turnout was over 70% that's a lot for a poll and if you can't be bothered to vote on one of the largest post war issues this country has faced then you don't need to count their opinion now.
"No-one that voted remain has changed their mind, wheras 30% of all the people that voted leave admit that they were conned by a bus."
You just going to ignore the link I put up there then? 26% of people that supported remain now just want to get on with leaving.
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You added the link later, after your initial post. Difficult for me to predict a ninja-edit. I like that it's a pro-government propaganda site, that unsurprisingly is backing the government line.
We've been around the houses on this one. I can show you polls and stats from places, you can do the same:
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/new-poll-suggests-third-brits-11027263
Just because you're uncivilised and see rioting as British, I don't. I see the right to peaceful protest and using the official methods available as British, although I'm increasingly aware that a good few Brits are godawful human beings. When was the last time a riot achieved anything? Miner Strikes? That thing where all the kids in London got new trainers?
In terms of your bubble accusation, I think that's fair. I would never even consider a friendship or even voluntary acquaintance with anyone that voted Brexit - I don't know anyone in my close circle that didn't vote for remain and everyone else I'm aware of that voted for leave (at work and friends of friends) are the ill-educated, provincial types at work, who I already knew were little englander racists. There's no grey area here for me -
Unlike Trump I don't think there are any "good people" on the pro Brexit side and evidence continually backs me up.
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So you're still paying the poll tax and letting black shirts walk across London then?
Miners? Orgreave was instigated by the government.
Don't all succeed I grant you like the anti student fee's riots of 2010 and black people are still dying in custody despite many race riots but I would suggest more would be if it wasn't for various riots in the 80's and 90's.
But whens the last time a peaceful protest changed anything?
The largest one I can think of was the Stop the War one but Blair took not one notice and we're in the state we are now.
***WARNING I MADE AN EDIT TO SOME OF THE GRAMMAR***
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:54,
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Never had an issue with the poll tax personally (oh no a small fixed fee for all people equally!) and there's bugger all difference between the blackshirts and the likes of the EDL or UKIP, except for their arguably natty dress style.
I DID AN EDIT TOO, JUST TO ADD THIS COMMENT HERE
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:05,
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It's you fucking remoaners that are the ones in denial.
Day in, day out crying that 'the vote wasn't fair, this isn't how democracy is supposed to work.' Fuck the lot of you. Put me in charge and I'll show you how a real non-democracy works. You and your family will be in the first cattle-truck heading East.
You LOST the damn vote. And frankly, if I had a bullet for every fucking libtard that bitched and whined and threw their toys out of their crib WITHOUT EVEN HAVING GONE TO THE POLLING STATION I could fill about a dozen crematoriums in an hour.
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The EU and the Remaintards can shove it. They need taking down.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:58,
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Hooray for merciless subjugation!
Crush the unbelievers! Fuck 'em! They lost!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:06,
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Did you get picked on by the EU in the playground again yesterday? Did "so called experts" take your lunch money? Did liberals make you feel bad for being morally bankrupt? Poor Pruffie.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:22,
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So says the whinging libtard that lost the referendum. Shove it. You're going down.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:25,
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Have you moved to a mid-US state yet?
It would be nice to get all the post-modern nazis in one place to keep an eye on them
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:48,
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Such a Libtard. Accuses me of Nazism for my opposition to an unelected autocratic elite.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:34,
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Oh look you've gone back to your terrifying imaginary EU monsters under the bed argument again, just like Farage - At least he has a transparent agenda to protect his own off-shore wealth when the EU have said that they would be going after tax avoidance schemes in earnest.
The EU parliament is elected, the rest of the structure is a civil service, who, just like the British Civil Service, are indeed unelected. Are you going to vote to leave the Civil Service next? Do you have a problem with the people that work in the houses of parliament that weren't elected?
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:53,
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The EU parliament cannot make it's own legislation. It can merely rubber stamp laws passed to it.
No MEP or group of MEPs can even introduce a bill. It is the Commission, your so called civil servants, that make all the laws. The idea that the parliament can reject any law put to them remains theoretical. If you actually believe the European Parliament has any power you are even more ignorant than you are arrogant.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:05,
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It doesn't remain theoretical, they can reject anything put to them. Next.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:07,
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It remains theoretical because they never have. Name a law they rejected. While studying EU law for an LLB I was repeatedly told the Parliament had never rejected a law put to them. So just give me a source. Not about the hypothetical procedure, but about an actual law that was rejected.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:25,
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https://www.hortweek.com/eu-parliament-rejects-invasive-species-ban/plant-health/article/1375640
www.europarl.europa.eu/news/en/press-room/20151022IPR98805/parliament-rejects-national-gmo-bans-proposal
There are loads.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:33,
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Laws are not the same as proposals.
That's so basic it's not even in constitutional law 101. Spastic.
Find something that was actually drafted as a law. Not a proposal, an actual law. Not like so much hot air you puff out of your gob.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:46,
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How does something become a law?
It's proposed as a law! Here's a quote from the links above, which you clearly don't understand:
"A draft EU law that would enable any EU member state to restrict or prohibit the sale and use of EU-approved GMO food or feed on its territory was rejected by the European Parliament on Wednesday"
That's them rejecting a law. The ones that are current laws have not been rejected or they would not be laws you moron.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:58,
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The first example you pick is of them voting against giving individual eu states control over something?
Sounds about right.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:08,
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Gordon Brown...who I know most people F***ing hate, unfairly I think, said if the EU put down a game changer things could change. It sounds mad but you can see how easily this could happen...if for example the EU decide to introduce EU migration movement limits all of a sudden a large chunk of brexit types will peel off and it is back to Kippers banging on about Sovereignty and trade.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:19,
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Gordon Brown made some very savvy moves in the early days of the financial crisis
his major problem was that he had no charisma whatsoever.
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I didn't mind the lack of charisma, I fucking hated it when he tried to fake it.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:18,
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and when he grovelled to that bigoted woman
he was dead from that point onwards
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the whole country started sinking after that episode
Brexit, Trump. It's all her fault
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^^ this
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:08,
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Brexit, eh?
I'm not gonna click the link until Amadeus, Divvy & Benny have had a massive slanging match that ends up filling the page & devolves into personal insults.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:43,
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Oh come on, that hardly ever happens.
[edit]
Ok maybe a little bit but I'm spent and bored now.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:49,
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Because watching impotent middle-aged men repeatedly shout the same tired insults at each other gets you off
sufficiently enough to thumb your pitiful, barely-turgid member into your disinterested wife?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:09,
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As opposed to sideways takes on a fucking John Lewis ad.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 10 Nov 2017, 20:44,
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Haven't clicked the original,
shan't be clicking those. Fucking hell though, HOW many?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 21:30,
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It's about that time of day where work has ceased to be interesting and we can have a good argument to see us through the rest of the afternoon?
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:09,
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Okay a pissing contest of repeated ideas and isults where neither side will budge an inch or have a single common point of understanding
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:43,
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Benny's clearly not put the effort into it today.
Had to double check he hadn't put me on ignore.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:11,
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How is that good news?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 11 Nov 2017, 0:46,
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Another orgy of cryptic filth
I made this!
▕▕▊▕▊▕▊ 🅿🆁🅸🆉🅴
▕▊▕▊▕▊▕ 🅲🆁🆄🅳🅴
▕▕▊▕▊▕▊ 🅲🆁🆈🅿🆃🅸🅲
▕▊▕▊▕▊▕ #7: Another
▕▕▊▕▊▕▊ Orgy of Filth
Sweary prize cryptic crossword #7. Submit photo/screenshot of solution by 25 Nov.
Also, entries for #6 close tomorrow (11 Nov). Had two correct ones so far - both from b3tans.
DM entries to @crudecryptics on Twitter, or submit by email (PM me on here if you need the address).
Link above fetches printable JPG. For those who want to do it digitally, here's the PUZ file: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1G_X8hWsq1HCcxxh5hsaLL-hfTPGfqRWj
Enjoy, mucky fuckers!
[edit 13/11: Sorry - corrected an erroneous clue that might have had some of you scratching your heads. Think of yourselves as beta-testing b3ta solvers! Use this link for new jpg - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOeLlxbWAAATp8C.jpg:large]
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You rotter.
I’ve still got two clues left from the last one.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:56,
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You've still got 24 hours or so to solve the last one. Good odds of winning if you do!
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Love to.
Can someone Gaz me the submission email address?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 20:13,
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The three Ls in the word "collar" in 24d is a typo, btw, not some fiendish cryptic device. (Only just noticed it. My subbing acuity ain't what it used to be.)
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John Lewis Xmas 2017 (Star Wars parody version)
I made this!
Someone had to do it :)
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I liked the subtle Star Wars references
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:52,
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Tears on a Friday
You bastard.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:58,
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LIGHTSABERS! I RECOGNISE THEM!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:34,
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You should build one of those YouTube bots
and upload millions of Star Wars parodies.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:34,
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that advert
quite uninspiring, no urge to do a comedy version this year :(
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:47,
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Cut out all the bits with Moz...
then have Gary Glitter under his bed at the end...parody done, nonce lols.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:01,
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ugh that's weak
and a hashtag too, how depressing
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:50,
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Michel Gondry directed apparently
Dafuq. Apparently you can buy the toy though which is pretty cool
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You can also buy the trampoline Moz jumps on in the DVD extras.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:58,
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when did 'the John Lewis Christmas ad' become a thing?
Dont remember the fuss when I was a kid
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They've been doing them as a flag ship film for ten years this year.
I became aware of them in 2010 because of the Ellie Goulding cover of Your Song. And who can forget the cover of Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want in 2011? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Lewis_Christmas_advert
EDIT: here's a link to the 2011 ad because it is actually very good www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKVhv7loW9k
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:27,
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stop taking things so literally, my pisstake videos go back to at least 2011
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:38,
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You've been filming yourself urinating for at least six years?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:01,
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A two minute long advert, directed by Michel Gondry, featuring a licenced Beatles tune sung by Guy Garvey?
That's the staff bonus spaffed away then.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:36,
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Some Kung Fu skills
Sorry it's a fb link but i couldn't find another source.
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Kung Fu?
Looks more like kick boxing to me.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:14,
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-_-
You're both yearning for a Chinese burning.
It's ninjitsu.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:40,
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And he is a little bit frieghtening
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:15,
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Elderly woman trained her cats to steal jewelry
Allegedly.
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 20:05,
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"Overall, information found on World News Daily Report shouldn’t be taken seriously. Other headlines posted on the site read, “BOMB SQUAD SUCCESSFULLY DISARMS ARTILLERY SHELL STUCK IN MAN’S RECTUM” and “425-POUND TEACHER SUSPENDED FOR SITTING ON STUDENT’S HEAD AND FARTING IN HIS MOUTH”. "
In other words.... FAKE NEWS
snopes.com
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What's the object of this "satire"?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 20:34,
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It is a stunning critique
on peoples' prejudice regarding crazy cat people.
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 20:42,
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I think they're just ahead of the curve
worldnewsdailyreport.com/trump-science-advisor-denies-apollo-moon-landings-ever-happened/
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 20:48,
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Gives Scottish football fans something to decorate their faces with
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 22:19,
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