Twice upon a Time 1979
something something brexit negotiations
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something something brexit negotiations
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Les Assassins des Fauteuils Rollents
How do you get 20 drunk Canadians how of a swimming pool?
'Excuse me guys, would you mind getting out of the pool?'
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How do you get 20 drunk Canadians how of a swimming pool?
'Excuse me guys, would you mind getting out of the pool?'
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London Bash
I made this!
This bash definitely isn’t happening. Ok? Well, maybe it will. Turn up on the day and see what’s happening yeah? Quizzes, prizes, drunks, shitheads...
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This bash definitely isn’t happening. Ok? Well, maybe it will. Turn up on the day and see what’s happening yeah? Quizzes, prizes, drunks, shitheads...
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ARTURO
If anyone remembers that beautifully dark and insane Metachaos video from a few years back, this is from the same guy.
Utterly bonkers.
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If anyone remembers that beautifully dark and insane Metachaos video from a few years back, this is from the same guy.
Utterly bonkers.
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Many thanks love this
I certainly remember Metachaos and nearly shat a brick when I saw it. Dark was not the word but stuff of nightmares. The pumping music made it more intense and I use it to cheer myself up when I feel low.
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I certainly remember Metachaos and nearly shat a brick when I saw it. Dark was not the word but stuff of nightmares. The pumping music made it more intense and I use it to cheer myself up when I feel low.
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"I use it to cheer myself up when I feel low."
#Me too, actually. What does that say about people like us?
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#Me too, actually. What does that say about people like us?
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10 hours of beaches
and no uplifting new age (listen to me hold keys down on this pad i just bought) music
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and no uplifting new age (listen to me hold keys down on this pad i just bought) music
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They also posted 10 hours of jungles without any music:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuWr5TCbumI
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuWr5TCbumI
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Or 43m, 1h43m, 2h43m etc etc
am I missing something, or is that just perfect 1hr a loop?
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am I missing something, or is that just perfect 1hr a loop?
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Reading the wikipedia page. It's quite frightening how normal his life was.
-Go to work
-Go to the pub
-Go home
-Go to work
-Go home, have a drink while listening to The Who's Tommy.
-Go to work
-Go to the pub, meet a man.
-Go home with man and murder him
-Go to work
-Get a promotion
-Go to the pub
-Go home. Retrieve dead body from under floorboards and wank over it. ABSOLUTELY NO PENETRATION!
-Go to work
-Attend trade union conference
-Meet someone at the station on the way home
-Go home and murder them
-Put previous dead body on bonfire/down toilet.
-Talk to new body. Have a wank. ABSOLUTELY NO PENETRATION!
-Move house
-Murder someone
-Get drunk and have a wank
-Burn
-Toilet
-Write letter of complaint to the local council about the blocked drains
-Go to work
-Go home. Find two friendly police officers waiting for me.
-etc.
This could almost be me, except I don't drink.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Nilsen
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-Go to work
-Go to the pub
-Go home
-Go to work
-Go home, have a drink while listening to The Who's Tommy.
-Go to work
-Go to the pub, meet a man.
-Go home with man and murder him
-Go to work
-Get a promotion
-Go to the pub
-Go home. Retrieve dead body from under floorboards and wank over it. ABSOLUTELY NO PENETRATION!
-Go to work
-Attend trade union conference
-Meet someone at the station on the way home
-Go home and murder them
-Put previous dead body on bonfire/down toilet.
-Talk to new body. Have a wank. ABSOLUTELY NO PENETRATION!
-Move house
-Murder someone
-Get drunk and have a wank
-Burn
-Toilet
-Write letter of complaint to the local council about the blocked drains
-Go to work
-Go home. Find two friendly police officers waiting for me.
-etc.
This could almost be me, except I don't drink.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Nilsen
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Nor when you posted it yesterday.
And still on this page... oh, a sequel?
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And still on this page... oh, a sequel?
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This is great!
I got bored of the first one after a couple of goes, but the additions her make the game much more entertaining. Hitting a special wave at just the right time to blow up one of those massive ships is very satisfying.
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I got bored of the first one after a couple of goes, but the additions her make the game much more entertaining. Hitting a special wave at just the right time to blow up one of those massive ships is very satisfying.
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Well that's a Sunday I'll never get back.
Still, leaderboard.
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Still, leaderboard.
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Well, at least my Sunday wasn't wasted
7,306 was good enough for the top score of the week.
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7,306 was good enough for the top score of the week.
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Don't see you on the 'month' or 'ever' leaderboards
ahem, 8th
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ahem, 8th
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oooh 3rd
not sure why I have an American flag though. Maybe 'cos I'm trigger happy.
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not sure why I have an American flag though. Maybe 'cos I'm trigger happy.
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Oh shit, now I'll have to register.
Played this bastard 'till 2am.
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Played this bastard 'till 2am.
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Well it fired alright,
but what were the arrow keys supposed to do? They didn't seem to change anything.
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but what were the arrow keys supposed to do? They didn't seem to change anything.
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Nothing, just space/click to fire
I guess the "keyboard" picture just happens to show arrow keys.
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I guess the "keyboard" picture just happens to show arrow keys.
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Very Legit
NSFW
Changes legitimate URLs into legitimate URLs that look dodgy. b3ta came out as 666.verylegit.link/32!788malware.png.exe
Why would you use this? Who is going to click these? NSFW because, you know, sack
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Changes legitimate URLs into legitimate URLs that look dodgy. b3ta came out as 666.verylegit.link/32!788malware.png.exe
Why would you use this? Who is going to click these? NSFW because, you know, sack
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Crikey!
https://ftp.verylegit.link/private-key(3ad-shockwave-flash.jar.docm
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https://ftp.verylegit.link/private-key(3ad-shockwave-flash.jar.docm
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I say.
facebook.verylegit.link/server1337__171bitcoinspyware_.html.css.docm
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facebook.verylegit.link/server1337__171bitcoinspyware_.html.css.docm
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Film starring a mate of mine from school
Take a look, not yet released. I'll be watching it when it's out
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Take a look, not yet released. I'll be watching it when it's out
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He’s doing sheds wrong
You’re supposed to build a car inside your shed, not out of it.
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You’re supposed to build a car inside your shed, not out of it.
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What other reason would you need to make a knife?
His craftsmanship was impressive but he loses a few points for the Crocs
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His craftsmanship was impressive but he loses a few points for the Crocs
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Whatever makes you think he'd use it for assault?
... the final stab-a-bottle test is industry standard.
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... the final stab-a-bottle test is industry standard.
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It's also a test people use for sword cutting ability too.
That rang a few alarm bells for me.
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That rang a few alarm bells for me.
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Don't usually prepare my bottled water by plunging a sharp implement into it!
But it does rather suspiciously capture the effect of bodily fluids escaping a puncture wound. De rigueur for you-tube shank videos it would appear.
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But it does rather suspiciously capture the effect of bodily fluids escaping a puncture wound. De rigueur for you-tube shank videos it would appear.
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Seems like a lot of hassle
when you can just go buy one from Wilkos
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when you can just go buy one from Wilkos
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Lots of effort but doesn’t seem to be all that much sharper
Handle looks rubbish too.
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Handle looks rubbish too.
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I stopped bothering with them once the lamb ones became popular.
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Unexpected horse, bitch!
Old /board joke comes to life. Annoying teenager freaks out gran via horse.
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Old /board joke comes to life. Annoying teenager freaks out gran via horse.
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Hope the teenage has a paper round to pay for all the vets bills.
Them's expensive pets.
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Them's expensive pets.
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Don't know what makes you think we should listen to neighsayers like you.
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the horse was named Mr Melvin Andrews
that's better than the actual story
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that's better than the actual story
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Pinball machine made entirely out of lego
Takes 'build something awesome out of lego', adds in the complexity of coding three interlinked Mindstorm 'brains' controlling a variety of lights, sensors and motors, and add in the fact that every part - including the steel castor balls and rubber bands - are official lego products, and this is a pretty impressive project.
Link is to the youtube vid, but there's also a detailed article here:
https://www.brothers-brick.com/2018/05/09/working-lego-pinball-machine-built-from-15000-bricks-features-benny-in-all-his-classic-space-glory-exclusive-feature/
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Takes 'build something awesome out of lego', adds in the complexity of coding three interlinked Mindstorm 'brains' controlling a variety of lights, sensors and motors, and add in the fact that every part - including the steel castor balls and rubber bands - are official lego products, and this is a pretty impressive project.
Link is to the youtube vid, but there's also a detailed article here:
https://www.brothers-brick.com/2018/05/09/working-lego-pinball-machine-built-from-15000-bricks-features-benny-in-all-his-classic-space-glory-exclusive-feature/
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The ball
https://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?P=99948#T=C
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https://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?P=99948#T=C
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But is the ball part of the machine?
A gun is still a gun without a bullet in it
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A gun is still a gun without a bullet in it
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Han Solo is back, and nobody is more excited than Harrison Ford!
"I couldn't give less of a shit if I sewed my arsehole shut"
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"I couldn't give less of a shit if I sewed my arsehole shut"
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His indifference about the franchise has been endlessly and tediously well documented.
This does rather beg the question why the fuck did he agree to attend a promotional event for the franchise and be interviewed by a castrate about a film he's not even in? Surely he's not so hard up he needs the cash a PA would bring in. The Blade Runner sequel would have been different and probably better if this boring grump had swerved that too.
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This does rather beg the question why the fuck did he agree to attend a promotional event for the franchise and be interviewed by a castrate about a film he's not even in? Surely he's not so hard up he needs the cash a PA would bring in. The Blade Runner sequel would have been different and probably better if this boring grump had swerved that too.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 11:24, Share, Reply)
Maybe he just enjoys being paid to be a curmudgeon...
Or to publicly cut through the promotional bullshit and mutual masturbation that he obviously despises.
That said, I thought he looked like he actually gave a shit in Blade Runner 2049. Which was unexpected.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 12:22, Share, Reply)
Or to publicly cut through the promotional bullshit and mutual masturbation that he obviously despises.
That said, I thought he looked like he actually gave a shit in Blade Runner 2049. Which was unexpected.
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It was pretty good. Given the pressure and hype it was a good job. I just feel it's a very long time since Ford peaked. Unlike a fine wine, he does improve with age.
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Can you imagine how David Duchovny will be in 20 years time?
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Who shall we get to interview the famously irritable Harrison Ford?
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I'm beginning to think that scene in Blade Runner 2049 where he's shooting at Ryan Gosling wasn't acting at all...
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 12:17, Share, Reply)
I'm a vaguely indifferent observer/sort of fan of Battlewars Starlactica
But this edit proves context is everything, he wasn't half as bad as this looks. But Fischer and him were/are a tonic in the face of fanboy/fangirl bullshit. I use forward slashes too much.
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But this edit proves context is everything, he wasn't half as bad as this looks. But Fischer and him were/are a tonic in the face of fanboy/fangirl bullshit. I use forward slashes too much.
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I love me some Star Wars...the originals, the modern stuff... I've even seen every episode of the Clone Wars animated series.
I also love a healthy dose of cynicism to counteract the ridiculous deification of the franchise and its participants.
It's a shallow sci-fi romp, not ruddy Kafka.
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I also love a healthy dose of cynicism to counteract the ridiculous deification of the franchise and its participants.
It's a shallow sci-fi romp, not ruddy Kafka.
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Seen it, own it on DVD in best available quality...
It's even worse than its reputation suggests.
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It's even worse than its reputation suggests.
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He's more polite to Air Traffic Control...
..."I'm the Schmuck...
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..."I'm the Schmuck...
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Come to think of it.
isn't this pretty much China's explicit policy for getting rid of obsolete satellites?
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isn't this pretty much China's explicit policy for getting rid of obsolete satellites?
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305!
I'm not sure how much skill is involved, however!
Even so, a fun waste of far too much time!
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I'm not sure how much skill is involved, however!
Even so, a fun waste of far too much time!
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Oh, I wish I was still VJing...
I'd rip this off in an instant!
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I'd rip this off in an instant!
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