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This is a link post Thereminophone
Albinoni's Adagio in G Minor 
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This is a normal post thoughts are the shadows of our feelings.
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
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This is a normal post I prefer my Christmas crackers to have jokes in them.

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This is a normal post knock knock

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who's there?
The Abyss.
The Abyss who?
These cracker jokes are Abyss-mal.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jokes about German philosophers : Bit of a Nietzsche market

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 1:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who is this aimed at?
If they think it might change minds, who will be able to act on it?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe it's aimed at the jury of the court case
so they think they're not guilty because bendy cabbagepatch is Sherlock Turing so he must be alright
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the goal is making TV, but it might be more sinister

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post His puppet show is great too

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. All very dark.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Her hips don't lie but her accountant does
Not that intersting, I really just posted so I could tell that joke
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post WTF do people have as much money as that, and they still want more?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 22:13, , Reply)
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getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6eb6ee87-76bf-4d67-b19d-cfbf272b4d0a
{edit} - that link looks a bit dodgy, but it's just a clip site
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's weird
I also wonder how many are fully aware of what the accountants are doing
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her lawyers say she'll pay the taxes whenever, wherever.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was just trying to keep her tax bill small and humble

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post so you don't confuse it with creative accounting

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just been to Spain
to deal with the property there. Even our lawyer says we don't have to bother with tax if we pay cash.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Anyone know what vodka advert this was used on?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 20:21, , Reply)
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Really like that. Also, i'm sure those howls at the start are from Resident Evil 1... As for the vodka ad, fuck knows.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Choir
Fairly weird...

"Choir is a wonderfully weird little musical play toy that allows you to make a quartet of rubbery mouths sing by dragging the bottom lip of the lead singer in different directions."
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Silly and a bit nightmarish, when fleshlights sing.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post odd

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bookmark'd!

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 13:56, , Reply)
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Sounds exactly like what I hear when I hear Bon Iver
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Killer Clowns I made this!
A mildly interesting idea, with a mildly amusing joke in the intro...

Shit game though.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It’s Friday night and my better half is out leaving me in charge of mini-me.
I’m going to watch the fuck out of this.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love your reviews but TBH most of the games are shite anyway.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's no fun reviewing stuff everyone likes anyway. Where's the fun in that?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post actually
are issues are not to do with vikings but Normans. Brexit is down to our inability to integrate Normans. Every other migrant, invader or trespasser has been fine. Except Normans who divided the country, created an aristocracy, a landowning class and a set of property laws which has divided the nation ever since.
North v south is not even wrong. It'ds not about how you say 'bath' it's about whether you-have dinner at lunch time or 9pm
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Keir Hardie.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I consider myself to the right of the rees-mogg family.
you fail to engage in the battle space of ideas.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post To the right of Rees Mogg? You whinge more often about Brexit than that cunt posts space videos.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post brexit !=right
how sophomoric, how shallow, how jejeune.
We on the right are all about fiscal policy, not your silly parochial politics.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody frenchies
*canned laughter*

What does having dinner at 7-8pm mean then?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post chav.
edit: you are permitted to have post=theater supper
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phew! At least you didn't say social climbing lower middle class.
They really can be twats.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post IKR

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dinner is eaten at dinner time, obs. FFS.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Northerns keep putting "dinner" in the lunchbox
I'm not sure how I can stand to live among them sometimes. Especially when they keep referring to baps as some type of cake.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a link post nebulous
monkey tennis?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a link post A bold new voice in magnet fishing has spoken
Full of the LOLZ
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post HELLO

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hiya
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is your opinion of cats?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post or toast?
or on toast?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm waiting...............

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 23:11, , Reply)
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What’s your problem? Are you suggesting I’m some sort of spam robot from the future?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, not from the future.
And it’s not a suggestion.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly can't tell if the fucking shit editing was intentional for the 'lolz'
Or just fucking shit.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 17:24, , Reply)
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I’m pretty sure it’s just taking the piss
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post sik find m8!
I loved it anyway.
Woudln't necessarily want to spend my weekend doing it but, what the fuck.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you make that?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No but a mate did
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your mate did well.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Decent gloves essential, the canals are a very easy way to get Weil's disease.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks mum.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a link post I can hear the grass grow.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely...
...I'm not the only one surprised that the back of his van didn't consist of a blood and semen-encrusted mattress, some amateur videography equipment and a handful of dead children?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a link post "Once you go flat you can't go back."
More catchy T-shirt style wisdom included.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like
Conspiracy Friday made a comeback :)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cynicism != Skepticism

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Up, Up and Away

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This is a normal post As featured in this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAm-FjSdwj4
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a waste.
I’d rather have giant blimps.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a link post They're back... I made this!

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff.
I hope the plan is to edit them all together in one long fight.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
Yeah - one day...
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This is a normal post Marvellous stuff

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genuinely a great animation
Keep 'em coming
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey thanks!

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. Love these.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
clever girl
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a link post All my favourites
My favourite guitar play, someone who can rock out in a jazz setting
My favourite bass player
The greatest vibes playe evah
My favourite drummer
A sax genius

A beautiful controlled piece of music
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Steps Ahead always had great line ups.
My favourite album is Modern Times with Michael Brecker and Peter Erskine. Bendik Hofseth was also a brilliant saxomophonist on a later line up.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:38, , Reply)
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I liked H the best.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked Lisa

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post they seem like good musicians but Christ that does nothing for me

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You may have heard Steps Ahead's Beirut track.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLcqC0gUIvI
Yes, the year was 1986.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post that sounds like every 80s cartoon theme tune played at the same time

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I much prefer that.
It might be daft and weird, but at least there's something there...

The first link was just self indulgent wank.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post "This is called Wishing Well. Nice!"

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial
Objective To determine if using a parachute prevents death or major traumatic injury when jumping from an aircraft.

Design Randomized controlled trial.

Setting Private or commercial aircraft between September 2017 and August 2018.

Participants 92 aircraft passengers aged 18 and over were screened for participation. 23 agreed to be enrolled and were randomized.

Intervention Jumping from an aircraft (airplane or helicopter) with a parachute versus an empty backpack (unblinded).

Main outcome measures Composite of death or major traumatic injury (defined by an Injury Severity Score over 15) upon impact with the ground measured immediately after landing.

Results Parachute use did not significantly reduce death or major injury
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
While reading the abstract, Blixa Bargeld was heard singing "they've proven quite effectively that bumblebees indeed can fly" in the background

/trufax
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:54, , Reply)
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This feels like the punchline to a joke that I missed the build-up to
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post "However, the trial was only able to enroll participants on small stationary aircraft on the ground, suggesting cautious extrapolation to high altitude jumps. "


...what the hell?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a link post A 3 man band is total Overkill
You need a 4 man band? Pussy.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has there ever been a better end to a concert than the super extended version of Overkill?
I think not.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!
Salutes.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*curtsies*
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Unzips*

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candles, Drax!
I offer my most enthusiastic contrafibularities.


ya coont
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post phwoar!
contrawhatnots!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers, Dracandlecticus

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post chin chin :D

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Look at this...

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes I just look at it.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope nobody died in the flooding

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 6:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two unicorns didn't make it.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 7:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post badum tish

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look a'`dat!

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What am I looking at?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Bardot/Gainsbourg/Bonnie/Clyde
I know this kind of French wtf-ery usually goes down well here.
So here you have it.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I discovered Serge via Luna's cover of that.
Mark Radcliffe used to play it a lot in the 90s.

Listening to it now, the original is better
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post indeed it does
ticks every box.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great song & video
Although I think this SG-written song is a bit more B3ta...
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post uncomfortably
I work with a french woman who was a teenager when all this stuff was coming out. She really doesn't understand my love of Le Pop Francais avec Fromage at all. Mentioning Frances Gall or Jacques Dutronc clearly upsets her in some strange wat.
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This is a normal post I often mention it when Serge Gainsbourg gets brought up,
but the Mick Harvey translations are great.

Baby Teeth, Wolfy Teeth being a particularly favourite from his last collection.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Works for me
Nice
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This is a link post First commercial flight into space, today
(Sort of. Debatable, etc...)
BBC story here.
Virgin Galactic, two paying customers went up to 82.7km. That's "space" according to the US gov (over 80km); enough to award them astronaut wings, but not quite the generally accepted Kármán line of 100km.
Here is more info (video) by Scott Manley.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for sharing news story which has been
all over the web all day thanks to beardy-weirdy's pr shills.
What next, an update from May's Brussels talks?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I much preferred it when this site had pictures of Branson being pissed on

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha! You can't delete my comment without deleting your post
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Actually, seriously, are you ok? I would not want to contribute to your problems if you're having a difficult time.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, if there are biscuits, she’ll be okay.
If there are too many biscuits, she’s fucked.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post First commercial flight into space?
No, not by a long shot.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post For a start it only got to 51 miles and space starts at 62
Sure you get a badge but you have not yet been to space.

Also SpaceX.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 9:59, , Reply)
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The rocket carried two pilots and a mannequin named Annie as a stand-in passenger, as well as four research experiments for NASA.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just because the universe is infinite, it doesn't mean your space related links have to be. Now delete this comment you tedious fucking cunt.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had an artist mate I met in Canada. He was a car dealer from Auckland but reinvented himself as a painter with a Maori name
Anyway, he achieved some minor fame making these giant triangle pictures with spacey abstract designs. He told me about 10 years ago that he'd made a deal with Branson to take his canvases up when he started his commercial space flights. Presumably they were going to be worth more having been in "space". I might give him a bell to find out if the beardy billionaire followed through
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:50, , Reply)
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Makouri Scott?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's the one
not that I've seen a lot of him in recent years. he lives in NZ
(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get a room.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't stay mad at him. Look at those cheeks

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post SPPPPAAAAAACCCEEEEE

(, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 6:58, , Reply)

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