You ain't from roun' these parts
I think photos 17 & 18 are my favrits ^_^
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Water is not a strong magnet
so the contents of her memory card will be fine. As long as she had continuous shooting on, there will be images up to the point the camera got flooded.
So she can still show them to her family, with the added bonus of the story about what happened which I am sure she will stretch out to an hour.
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I don't think SD cards and such are that vulnerable to magnets anyway.
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Depends how hard you hit the SD card with it
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Very true
although after a certain point, everything is affected by magnetics. If nothing else, you reach a strength where all the metal parts will be ripped out away from everything else. But that wasn't what I meant in my first post anyway.
But yes, I remembered after I posted that, unlike tapes, you can leave an SD card, and a CD, and all other non-magnetic media on a speaker.
I still feel weird doing so even now.
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Makes for a lovely jif
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:46,
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had she set up a camera to film herself photoing the bore?
She needs a new hobby I reckon
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I'm assuming the other photos came from a local that knew she was about to get a good dousing.
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Thought this was going to be awful.
Really wasn't.
Nicely done.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 21:42,
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Getting ready for festival season
I made this!
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chipping sodbury, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 13:14,
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Where I'm from
that means well-groomed cock.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 9:54,
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Where are you from?
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If Podge and Rodge have taught me anything, it's that this gentleman hails from Ireland.
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To be sure
to be sure
Edited to a better (but Twitter) link: it's the finest bit of Partridge ever from last week, and I don't think it's just because I'm Irish.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 11:14,
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One of those Dublin ponces?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 11:17,
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^this
or tucked between the legs so as not to get in the way
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Groomed?!
*imagines cock-styling shops*
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Mar 2019, 13:56,
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No self respecting young lad
goes a-courting in Dublin town without first visiting his local Mickey Groomer. Then it's off to Coppers* to get shit-faced on whatever beer is on special, and then finger a trainee Garda** or nurse.
*classiest nightspot in all of Ireland
**bobby, peeler, filth
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 17:21,
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Haha guy I knew brought his copper date back to the bedsits in a shared house.
The rest of the tenants were on drugs, much paranoia ensued.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Mar 2019, 17:52,
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The second time we were burgled I forgot to hide my tin when the coppers came round.
A very nice WPC just told me to “put that away before I see it, you’ll probably want some after this.”
They’re generally decent people I’ve found. Hell, with their job I’d be surprised if most of them didn’t partake themselves.
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Bagpuss is real!!
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 11:05,
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A few impressions for Tyson Fury
NSFW
The Katie Taylor and Conor McGregor ones are exceptional
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He's pretty good.
But when you need to tell people who it is you're impersonating, you could do better.
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my tube recs is snowed with this guy right now
Annoyingly, youtube is right.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 23:37,
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Why are you
getting suggestions based on my viewing history?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 2:48,
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wait what?
Are you me???
I really like this guy now. He knows a fucking shit ton of chess anecdote and history
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I tooo
I've been through a phase of watching his videos. Rather rather good, I think I'll have to dip in again. Ta for the reminder!
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yeah me too, don't start looking at streamers on lichess
you'll never leave the house
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ack!
well it is raining today
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I sort of casually enjoy a bit of chess
But this level of play and forethought gets me confused and sad. There's not enough RAM in my brain for this.
I'll stick to noughts and crosses.
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Marbles!
Not....sure...if...serious...
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 22:40,
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My five year old loves these.
Surprisingly compelling to watch!
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Stop watching five year olds
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What's the best thing about watching twenty five year olds, etc
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Even if they fail it's not the end of the world.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 2:43,
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No worries, the international conspiracy that conspires to keep the truth from the world will somehow manage to trick them into not finding the ice wall
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Persuade them to do their own navigation.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:49,
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“YouTube star Logan Paul wants to join the expedition...”
Well there’s a reason to sign up. You’ll have ample opportunities to ensure he manages to fall over the rail holding a brick or two.
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Dance the blame away with Theresa May
I made this!
Knocked this up while the country goes to shit.
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Please don't take it personally
when I say that it reminds me of this...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 19:29,
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It reminds me of this
absolute flash classic from way back in the day.
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HAHAhahahahahahaha
it took me accidentally clicking my mouse to work out I could throw fruit!
excellent!!!
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Haha. Eggplant to the face.
So satisfying. BOING!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 19:53,
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Cool, now do a NSFW version.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Mar 2019, 21:30,
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I had one spasming out on the lectern
and then another rocked up behind, put her palms out and shoved the spasming one right out of the way. I had to knock the aggressive one out with a banana.
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Nixie tube crafting.
Saw these things once in my life, 30-ish years ago at Istanbul airport. Or something superficially similar.
Link guaranteed free of brexshit.
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looks neat for places like b3ta
Tree at the end reminds me a bit of this (possibly fake) mymodernmet.com/funny-kids-drawings-things-i-have-drawn/
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'looks neat for places like b3ta'
missing a CDC button though
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 19:03,
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"wouldn't it be great if nobody could be an artist?"
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mutated monty, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 19:28,
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"Wouldn't it be great if no one could make money off being an artist"
I mean; artists will make art out of anything (even this) because of the boredom. Let's face it.
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You mean like what happened to photography?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 7:18,
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can't wait for someone to hack "rivers" so they're magenta dicks
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Thanks for linking to it
but I can see why it was short-lived.
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He's no James Corden is he?
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I didn't think Tropico was out until next month.
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My soviet will be glorious.
I'll be constructing a gulag first for any who doubt that this is the will of the people.
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When 50% of the population is in the gulag
you redefine the prison as the outside.
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King Kurt Live
Only band I've seen which gave you a free haircut and food... although you had to wear the food.
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Ah, happy days
I don't have enough hair for a decent quiff these days :(
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The site is up and down like a bride's nightie
Would be nice to live in a time where this doesn't make me suspicious
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:31,
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Sorry I've already done my public display of morals today. ;)
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Looking at the map
It's interesting how little interest there is for this in Northern Ireland. Don't know what it implies, or even if it means anything, but just something that intrigued me.
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Over 1 million votes now despite this morning's downtime and a reported four hour lag for receipt of verification emails
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Only another 3 million to go
Before it's as pointless as the second referendum one.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 22 Mar 2019, 6:05,
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brexit's not going to make your shit life any better you know
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No
But with any luck it might make yours worse.
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I was going through
the highest ranked petitions earlier. Couldn't find one which didn't just get a placeholder fobbing off.
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This is even more popular than the petition to save the BBC's recipe archive.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 16:59,
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But, but The People Have Spoken, do you want to undo our glorious democratic victory? It's exactly what the Brussels Elites want you to do, etc etc zzzzz
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How many people can they willy at once?
There are going to be shortages.
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STOCKPILE WILLIES!!!1!
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Ah, the old remain strategy at work again.
Start with a tired old insult because other people can only have a different view because they are cunts. That's what won it for us last time!
Anyone who thinks we will leave the EU doesn't understand how it works. Without UK money the EU would be in seriously difficulties within a year or so, and both UK and EU politicians know this. For the past 1000 days they have been fucking around trying to derail it whilst still claiming the will honour the vote because they don't want to lose their seats at the next election. It's a complete pantomime, so remember that next time you think you are going to vote for someone genuine like Jezza or the Green party. They really don't give a fuck.
We'll stay in and then we'll see the rise of parties that make Farage look like a choir boy. Just like in Europe.
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Seems to be increasing by about a million signatures per day, since I first saw it.
How long will that rate last?
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People Selling Mirrors
I made this!
Found myself cracking up at people not managing to get themselves out of the photo when selling a mirror online. So, as you do, I made a Twitter account to collect them. Hesitated about posting here because it's not really creative, but it makes me laugh so it might make you laugh too. Maybe.
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A sad reflection on society.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:56,
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Thank you all
I never know whether to like comments, but rest assured that I do like them
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A Canadian Comedian with Cerebral Palsy tells jokes
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I made this!
A Canadian Crippled Comedian tells jokes at Zanies in Chicago
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I like your material and delivery, bud. Just wish the venue's audio was better.
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Toshiaki Tsushima - Yakuza Papers
Watched Battles Without Honour & Humanity at the weekend, the theme's been stuck in my head since. Groovy!
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