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"REASSURING LATE, LIKE AN INTERNET PERIOD!"
This Week:
* BREXIT - Are YOU prepared? 
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - from The Shining
* HOT TAKES - Why we need a Thatcher statue

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B3ta email 686  - 21st July 2018

Read this issue pretending to be Danny Dyer*
http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue686

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: IMPORTANT BR3XIT VIDEO
  Are you prepared?

  Thanks to bonnie_prince_bob for prepping us for
  Brexit with an exclusive leak of the
  forthcoming Government information film.
https://www.b3ta.com/links/Are_you_Prepared

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* The secret to a Danny Dyer impression? Go full cockney and then add 10% camp.

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: DEPRESSED SUPERHEROES 
  The icy claw of depression... Now in colour!

  Alex Mallinson writes "I started making a comic
  with a writer friend about 'Depressed
  Superheroes' last year and it turned into
  something I feel really strongly about and want
  to get it out there. Most of the conversations
  about mental health are either very worthy, or
  very personal and we wanted to do something
  that was honest, but also made us laugh a bit
  and the comic just sort of happened."
https://twitter.com/depressedheroes

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iPlayer should have a button that plays a random
show from a random point in, to replicate the
happy accidents of just turning the TV on and
getting engaged in something you wouldn’t choose
to watch.

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: IMAGE CHALLENGE
  Photoshop The Shining

  If you want to lose 5 years of your life, we
  recommend googling the film analysis done by
  Robert Ager on Kubrick movies, where he builds
  up elaborate theories that most of the films
  have extraordinary subtexts based upon what
  objects are lurking in the back of shots. Or
  alternatively have a look at our Shining
  challenge which has come out rather well
  because, quite simply, it's one of the most
  iconic films ever made and every scene is a
  visual gift.
https://www.b3ta.com/challenge/TheShining/popular


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George Orwell changed his name from Eric Blair to
prevent his enemies knowing his real name and
doing black magic on him.

(According to the Telegraph anyway)

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: BUY A TRUMP T-SHIRT
  No, not a pro one, obviously

  Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris are the writers
  behind Charlie Brooker's Wipe (and the
  wonderful podcast Rule Of 3) but sadly Wipe
  2017 was cancelled as Brooker was too busy
  making his Tales Of The Unexpected But The
  Internet Is Bad show Black Mirror.

  They've shared some notes they made which came
  from a brainstorm "describe Donald Trump" and
  each line is funnier than the last, it's a work
  of supreme comedy in its own right:

  A man who looks like he’s constantly shitting.
  The face from a leaflet about blood pressure.
  Pig off of Pipkins. Father Jack. A guinea pig
  in a Toby Jug. Your first girlfriend’s horrible
  dad. The evil Beach Boy. Someone trick or
  treating as Paddy Ashdown. A kitten balanced on
  a Chelsea bun. A fist full of straw. A
  live-action reboot of President Business from
  the Lego Movie. A talking haystack. A totem
  pole made of fishpaste. A cross between Silvio
  Berlusconi and Boss Hogg. A walking wig named
  after a fart. Worzel Gummidge after a spa
  weekend. A man who’s sprayed the top of his
  head with so much thickener, it’s got into his
  brain. The evil Bruce Forsyth. The Cheshire
  Cunt. Less a politician than a bag of hair
  through which stupid ideas could pass. Fascist
  Bagpuss. Primitive He-Man doll made by a feral
  child out of straw and turnips. Ageing He-Man
  cosplayer dressed for court appearance. A fist
  with hair. A home-made Alec Baldwin. A baboon’s
  arse poking out from under a fucked doormat. An
  American businessman from a Two Ronnies Dallas
  sketch. Hitler Simpson. Donnie Dorko. The
  sheriff from Live and Let Die. The crude
  bigoted mayor from a simplistic children’s film
  about racial tolerance. A shaved Bungle. A
  billionaire bigot who looks a bit sweaty
  because he’s trying to smuggle the prototype of
  a giant Shredded Wheat out of the factory by
  hiding it above his forehead. A Vic Reeves
  drawing of Jimmy Savile. Your dad, drunk on
  Boxing Day, but with a Tribble on his head. An
  orange supremacist. The words ‘HOW HARD CAN IT
  BE’ in a suit. The American Boris Johnson, but
  like their milkshakes, the American version is
  much, much thicker - and even worse for you. A
  man who looks like a clingfilm bag of tinned
  frankfurters that’s been kicked through a
  cobweb. A character that, had it been invented
  by Roald Dahl, wouldn’t have made it to the end
  of a factory visit. A lame 80s
  fish-out-of-water movie president. The furious
  orange. Mickey Blowoff. Gropey Doo. Buzz
  Shiteyear. Head like a cartoon cat squashed
  into a mailbox. His smashed handbag of a face.
  The sort of face David Cameron might stick his
  dick in for a bet. The kind of face that if it
  appeared outside your window might, ironically,
  make you consider building a wall to keep it
  out. If he kissed a baby, it’d probably just be
  a first step in a long game of going to bed
  with it in eighteen years. A soulless rich
  white male who claims to represent ordinary,
  hard-working people – in much the same way I
  could be said to represent the Brazilian
  grimecore community or the nineteen-headed
  creatures of the planet Blitheroid or the
  international carpet-eating association. It was
  surprising to find out that he was a juvenile,
  entitled, chauvinist locker room dick, because
  he looks more like a horse rapist. Farage
  compared him to a Silverback gorilla, probably
  meaning that once in captivity in the White
  House, he’d sulk in a corner, masturbating and
  going insane.

  This went viral on the tweets and @chas_hodges
  has made it into a t-shirt with the profits
  going to The Refugee Community Kitchen.
https://www.teefunder.co.uk/shop/thedonald

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: GO OUT
  And see stuff in Brighton

  Regular readers will know our deep love for
  John Higgs (he of the wonderful KLF book) and
  he and Shardcore (we once featured him cooking
  a pig's head) are up to stuff.

  Shardcore writes, "The original Operation
  Mindfuck was conceived in the late 60s by a
  bunch of acid-fried hippies. It suggested to
  artists that truth and meaning were to be
  played with as much as possible in order to
  confuse the Forces of Control. It was,
  predictably, co-opted by the Forces of Control
  and used to engender confusion, compliance and
  apathy in the general public.

  "In Operation Mindfuck 2018, Brighton Arts Lab
  reclaim these tools of coercive psychological
  and emotional manipulation."
http://bit.ly/2O9uo9g

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: MORE IMAGE CHALLENGES. HOORAY.
  Photoshop Trump

  There's been some fantastic entries in our
  Trump challenge but we want to bring particular
  attention to this spirited Ghostbusters entry
  from S4RK.
https://www.b3ta.com/links/Hes_an_ugly_little_spud_isnt_he

  More entries at:
https://www.b3ta.com/challenge/protesttrump/popular/

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: PEOPLE WITH GOOD NAMES
  Turned into a twitter bot, at last!

  Murray James writes, "I've just started up
  @G00dNames to individually tweet every single
  name on my list of real people with really
  fucking ridiculous names."
https://twitter.com/G00dNames

  BTW: If you can't be arsed to click, the
  apparently real names include Kevin Lasagne,
  June Poon & Excellent Raymond.

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: 12 ALAN PARTRIDGE PITCHES
  Generated by a computer program type-in

  * Board Games With Fanny Cradock
  * Shopping Centre Speed Golf With Carol Smillie
  * Tabletop Games With Green Cross Code Man
  * Urban Bare-Knuckle Boxing With Angela Merkel
  * Water Jousting With Gorden Kaye
  * Town Centre Judo With Julia Roberts
  * Aircraft Spotting With John Lennon
  * City Centre Judo With Heather Small From M People
  * Insect Collecting With Chuck Berry
  * Speed Badminton With Paul Hardcastle
  * Draughts With Princess Diana
  * Portsmouth Amateur Wrestling With Celine Dion

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: WHY WE NEED A THATCHER STATUE
  Yes, really

  So after Westminster Council blocked the
  building of a Thatcher statue in Parliament
  Square, supporters are campaigning for her to
  be erected in her birth-town of Grantham.

  We think a Thatcher statue would be great fun:

  * For flicking V's at it in selfies.

  * Something to throw eggs and sperm at.

  * Endless articles in the Spectator that
  because someone has scribbled a Hitler
  moustache on it we should bring back National
  Service.

  A fun day out for all the family and trains
  from London can be had for £15 if you pre-book.

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The best movies came out in the year you were 10
years old.

We're basing this on 1984 getting us Gremlins,
Ghostbusters and This Is Spinal Tap.

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: BEATLES PODCAST
  Rubber Soul with your "editor" Rob Manuel

  A while ago we mentioned the launch of CCC's
  podcast exploring the Beatles LPs. He kindly
  invited your ginger editor on to talk about
  Rubber Soul and he tried his best to do his
  homework and deliver some stuff that isn't just
  ripped off Wikipedia - including his theory
  that the title is a mucky joke: "rub arsehole".
https://iamtheeggpod.com/2018/01/13/episode-one-rob-manuel/

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"Many of the jokes in Gremlins 2 are
imperceptible to the modern viewer - the Cooking
cable channel is no longer satire because it
really exists.  We are heading towards a future
where the film is increasingly inseparable from
reality.  I call this process
Hyper-Gremlinization." (Institute of Gremlins 2
Studies @G2Institute)

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: SITES IN BRIEFS
  Y-fronts for cunts - linkers for stinkers

  * AWFUL JOB AD - "Siri: show me a tech job
  advert built entirely of red flags" - can this
  even be real?
http://bit.ly/2mwMKVh


  * THE MYSTERY SODA VENDING MACHINE - "this
  seemingly ancient machine is well known for
  dispensing random, sometimes rare, cans of
  soda- a fact that’s made all the more
  intriguing when you consider that nobody seems
  to know who stocks the machine or where it came
  from."
http://bit.ly/2zY7JKc


  * TOTO-BETIC - Sorting the lyrics to Africa
  into alphabetical order delivers a remarkable
  amount of funny bits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82nqsksBH7M


  * SACHA "THE BARON" COHEN - You've probably
  watched this by now but the Sacha Baron Cohen
  clip is good. Yeah he's lifted a huge amount
  from Brass Eye but Chris Morris has been absent
  from duty so it's all there for the taking and
  Cohen is aiming his guns on the right targets.
  The actual show is less good (we've checked) -
  the 10 minute clip is the good bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkXeMoBPSDk


  * WWE COMMENTARY ADDED TO REAL LIFE - brilliant
  idea for a comedy video.
https://www.b3ta.com/links/WWE_commentary_in_real_life


  * SHIT COSPLAY PICS -  The Jabba/Leia effort is
  just sublime.
https://imgur.com/gallery/kjYou

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  P-p-p-p pick up a sponsored p-p-p-p-patreon

  Imagine you're naked. You'd probably want to
  put some trousers on wouldn't you? Then put
  these on, you nude idiot.
https://hebtro.co/

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: FOLLOW UPS
  Coz continuity and callback is journalism init

  * THANKS B3TA FOR MAKING MAYPOLE HAPPEN IN
  DARLINGTON - Wilow1 writes, "So, put up a
  little link to a gif I had made of myself and
  some others testing out an adjustable maypole
  crown around street furniture. I was looking at
  making an urban ritual, and copying the idea of
  skateboarders and free runners and how they
  make a town gameful and playable. Anyway it got
  a little feature here on this site, and someone
  from Darlington saw it, and they got in touch
  asking us to do it for a festival they had on
  Saturday. So it was great to get a chance to
  make it as more of a fun festival thing. So
  thanks B3ta for the feature, maybe more
  maypoles will appear."
http://bit.ly/2Ln5hBB


  * ASHENS NEARLY HIT MOVIE TARGET - Stu writes,
  "We've nearly hit $92k on the sequel movie
  campaign! We may hit the $100k stretch goal at
  this rate."
http://bit.ly/2LeTVjF

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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE
  So some shit and and become "ascii famous"

  * DISPUTE-O-FIX - there's so many bad faith
  public spats going on in social media the next
  big startup idea should be around how to
  mediate peace between opposed groups.
  Seriously, some of this stuff needs Reagan /
  Gorbachev peace summits.

  * NON-TEDIOUS NEWS SATIRE - That style of
  comedy writing where the joke is all in the
  headline and the article is a bit pointless
  would match perfectly with a paywall fade. So
  basically an Onion / Mash style website that
  would free the writers from having to think up
  15 pointless sentences after they've done the
  joke. And the readers don't want to read that
  shit anyway.

  * NEW YORK FILM-O-TRON - NYC must be the most
  filmed city on earth. The Wikipedia page is
  great - pick the year you were born and see how
  the Large Apple was being filmed then.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_set_in_New_York_City&#8232;

  Submit YOUR penis or balls to Dave Green at #TeamNTK:
https://www.b3ta.com/mailus/

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Morrissey should sue the media for damaging his
career by reporting his own terrible opinions.

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: THANKS
  Wil, Cr3, Kris. Subjlols via Barbarossa. Links
  by colmcq2, The_cold_stare, executiverocker.
  Wanking by Mr Hands.

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: PATREON THANKS

  * JOSH MCMILLAN, * AARON HOLMES, * TOM JENKINS
  BATES, * JON GRANT, * SHOWRAT , * SIMON JAMES,
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  * KATE , * JAMES PETTS, * STEWART NOLAN, * MARK
  MCCREADIE, * ALEX MORRIS, * JAMES O'BRIEN.
  Apparently we should sneak in extra jokes here
  to make this bit less boring.

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  WREN, JAMES CRONIN, ALISTAIR , IAN SHEEN, NEIL
  HEPBURN, MARK ADAMSON, ANDREW FLEMING, ALAN
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  Ben Groom, Mr Flibble, David Parry, Emma Nicol,
  Paul Bayfield, Swedemason , Jon Bounds,
  Stéphane. Not a sausage of extra material.
  Sorry.

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https://www.facebook.com/b3tan
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you'll get 4 or so ice-cold refills from it. Good
to take to the gym.

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