The Saturday afternoon when this episode of Dr Who came on:
The Volcano God was bemused. The mortal stood before him was clearly a man, yet expected him to believe it was female. and it wanted him to fuck it.
"Oh come ON sweetie" pouted Skagra "I'm ready for this, you CAN'T kill me, I'm immortal".
The Volcano God shrugged and started massaging his firey prick. His napalm filled balls roiled sluggishly.
"You do realise that human flesh simply can't take this temperature? That you'll be roasted from the inside out?" He questioned.
"Boring sweetie, I'm a Time Lord silly" Giggled Skagra as he presented his saggy hairy arse to the Volcano God.
"Hold on" The Volcano God said "Is, is that Vaseline you've used as a lube? Are you completely fucking insane? Not content with the fact that this WILL kill you, you've made what is about to happen worse by smearing yourself with petroleum?"
Skagra simpered "Just get on with it sweetie, I don't have all day you know. Well, actually, I do. What with being a Time Lord and all."
As the Volcano God's burning prick neared Skagra's hole his arse hairs crisped away to cinders. The Volcano God grabbed Skagra's haunches, instantly roasting his handprints into Skagra's flesh. Skagra was too shocked to even scream, and worse was to come.
The flaming head of the Volcano God's cock charred Skagra's sphincter as it entered, destroying it utterly in the process.
Skagra's rectum was flash-fried, the agony intense.
Skagra was already half dead as the Volcano God withdrew and thrust again. His flesh burned so badly that between his waist and his thighs what wasn't ashes was like overdone steak.
The Volcano God shuddered as he climaxed. His burning seed forcing it's way through Skagra's ruined colon into what was left of his intestines. The whole of Skagra's body was aflame now, his eyes boiled away in their sockets, his brain starting to crisp in his skull.
Skagra's mouth fell open to scream, but as it did his throat burned away as he finally died, and all that came out was a smoke ring.
The Volcano God looked down at the burnt corpse with little regret. He HAD warned Skagra what would happen, after all.
Here is some honey
THE END.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 May 2017, 16:55, 12 replies)

Have uou been peeking at my 500 Year Diary, uou
cheeekie sweetie?!?!?

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:57, closed)

Now you are Dr. Skagra.
Bad luck, stuj.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:33, closed)

AW hell no.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jun 2017, 18:38, closed)

Ironically,
I didn't read more than a few lines of this.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 12:46, closed)

tl;dr

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jun 2017, 18:39, closed)

I suppose for completeness we now have to hope you die in a fire

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:08, closed)

It's a fair cop.
I'm already drunk, it won't be too much of a stretch to put the chip pan on when I start feeling sleepy.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jun 2017, 18:40, closed)

This is the most erotic thing I have ever read

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:30, closed)

More harrowsing than my Gonzy fanfic?
Shirley not The LOVELY Hatso.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jun 2017, 18:40, closed)

So when Skagra dies, it's not so much in a fire,
as with fire in him.

It's almost poetic.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:51, closed)

Bright arse, burning like fire
Bright arse, how can you close and fail?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 15:42, closed)

I'd pay good money to see Skagra get a napalm enema.
That's all I'm saying here.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jun 2017, 18:48, closed)