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All parents lie to their kids. How did your parents lie to you. Perhaps you yourself are a parent and lie to your children, tell us about that too.

(unknown, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:24)
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Daleks can't climb stairs
Sontarans must always face you in battle

Ice Warriors can't run

Zyygons are great kissers

And Cybermen will run away if you play Spandau Ballet at them.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 13 Aug 2017, 19:51, 10 replies)
And you still haven't died in a fire.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 13 Aug 2017, 22:39, closed)
I think I might have noticed.
Sweetie
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 13 Aug 2017, 22:52, closed)
So is this what B3ta has come to?
Dr Skagra writes 4 sentences and gets told to die in a fire
I remember when he'd have to earn threats of mortal immolation with long, long passages of a wierd kind of flowery fanboy fiction. I mean, that's what it seemed to me at first glance. I never really read one them in it's entirety. I'm not a glutton for punishment. But the point is that he had to earn it.
Standards have dropped here.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:40, closed)
I didn't *tell* Skagra anything, I just pointed out that immolation had not yet occurred.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Aug 2017, 17:27, closed)
Weird

(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 14 Aug 2017, 20:53, closed)
She, sweetie
I'm a girl xxxx

And I am suitably chastised.

The vast walls of text will return!

Stay tuned!

Sweetiesz!!!!

XXXXXXXXX
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 14 Aug 2017, 20:52, closed)
Really? A girl you say?
*tilts head and squints*
And here I thought you were being camp just to annoy people. No matter, I still expect a return to your former output levels to deserve those incendiary insults
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 14:46, closed)
Bollocks
Everyone likes Spandau Ballet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:39, closed)
I know this much is true.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Aug 2017, 15:46, closed)
oh, you silly fucker
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Aug 2017, 15:50, closed)

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