Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Taking teh pissHow about somebody I know who was putting a large system into a large hotel who was provided with free food and accomodation in said 5* luxury hotel for SIX MONTHS.
The only thing he had to pay for during his stay was drink & phone calls. So for 24 weeks, he drank like a fish and phoned everybody he knew including his mother-in-law in the US for hour-long chats.
The day before he checked out, he brought the server down for one last "safety check" and promptly wiped his room account at the same time...
Now *that* is abuse.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 15:44,
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Oh brilliantly done.Must have been the best 6 months ever.
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Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 17:14,
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How do you get a job like that?That is serious brilliance! I like this indeed!
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faultykyle, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 11:07,
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