Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Freebies, Little Girl.
I once saw this outside a school. A balding man was trying to get a girl to come onto his car by offering her freebies.
"If you get in the car, I'll give you a fiver"
"Err - no" says little girl.
"A fiver and a bag of sweets" says baldy
"Err - no" says little girl
"Last offer. A fiver, bag of sweets and I'll take you to see some puppies" says Baldy
"Look Dad" says little girl "I've told you, I'm not getting into a fucking Skoda!"
Ba-bum-tish
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 1:26,
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ShootI was all ready to get outraged, then I saw the last line and the signature. Shoulda known it'd be you, ya little shit!
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Jesus...Legless, I worry about you sometimes... ;o)
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Nov 2007, 10:58,
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