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Back when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.

Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.

Tell us your best airport stories.

(, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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Razor's story...
...reminds me of a recent morning at Gatwick.
I have to travel via Gatwick most times when I'm working early turn, so often bump into the local chav community coming from the overnight trains.

Three chavs come out of station, shouting and swearing, when one calls to the world "We're going to McDonalds!"

Comedy timing: three armed police appeared round the corner...

*pop*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:33, Reply)

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