Bird Table
My dad was a technology teacher, and avid woodworker, and made a lot of the furniture in our house when I was growing up.

I was never a very technical child, but was always determined to impress him, and always looking for things to make.

My triumph was nailing a 2 by 4 to the top of a garden cane, calling it a bird-table, and managing to extort £5 from the nice old lady next door for it.

I then got a smack for taking advantage of the senile. I was 11.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:57, 3 replies)

Call that a bird table.
Now THAT'S a bird table.



Or rather one I made that actually takes the weight of my fat bastard of a cat, waiting for birds to drop food off the top, or just possibly fly into his mouth for him.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:23, closed)

Better than mine
definitely. And your cat looks evil.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:00, closed)

Thanks
The cat's not evil, just sleepy. More of a lummox, really.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 18:44, closed)