After years of trying....
Me and the wife finally found out we'd probably never be able to have children, something to do with us being 2nd cousins or something like that, anyway after fruitless years and thousands of pounds wasted on IVF we had just about given up on the whole idea of having children.

Then after a boozy night at our Nans funeral she caught for a baby!!!! so nine months later a biggest wishes come true and my wife gave birth to a lovely baby daughter, my greatest ever project!!!

A pic of our beautiful baby!
(serge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:24, 24 replies)

oh dear

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:30, closed)

Oh, yes. Well done, you.
This might have gone better, had you at least pretended to know where babies come from.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:36, closed)

^ never seen a woman naked ^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:37, closed)

^ never wants to see a naked woman ^

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:10, closed)

0-o

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:39, closed)

I'm giving you the
benefit of the doubt here. There's something about this that seems plausible.

Genetics being what they are.
(username failed moderation, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:03, closed)

she's got your looks

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:06, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1435129
^^If this gets chosen next week don't be offended when lots are about you.
( Pig Bodine., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:40, closed)

You were physically unable to
have children because you were second cousins?

My grandparents were first cousins and they didn't have any problems. You must have been doing something wrong.
(cs1ca, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 18:48, closed)

Says the inbred

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:40, closed)

Well spotted, Captain Obvious

(cs1ca, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 0:11, closed)

Well spotted
Just like your DNA
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 2:55, closed)

Do you have
any idea how much money I save at christmas by only having 14 great-great grandparents?
(cs1ca, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 12:19, closed)

I for one, found this amusing.
Lol
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:05, closed)

Twat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 7:39, closed)

Hahaha!

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 10:05, closed)

*Getting the impression half the repliers haven't got the joke*

(McChinaman banned, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 12:35, closed)

Got the joke, just don't find paediatric deformity particularly funny.

( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 15:08, closed)

Agreed
Lets all laugh at the disabled child. As has been said before, "what you find amusing, speaks volumes for your personality".
(justin(e), Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:08, closed)

I can't imagine many people visit B3TA for lessons on morality.

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:24, closed)

Innit

(serge, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 23:54, closed)

But laughing at deformed adults is perfectly acceptable, of course.

( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 20:20, closed)

I'm laughing at all of you now, so yes, yes it is

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:45, closed)

Get fucked, stupid twat.
(Benzyl, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:25, closed)