Right.
In the 1980s my brother got saddle-sore when riding a horse.

Out of fraternal kindness, to ease the soreness, I put some lemon and moisturising cream in his pants.

That was produced ulay-zing bro kecks.



Yeah - I don't know why I bothered, either.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:09, 26 replies)

You feeling alright there Vagabond?
You should post that on /talk, they love this sort of thing.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:15, closed)

How DARE you, Sir?! How DARE you!
I know I have my lows, but my god - MY GOD! I am not a /talker!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:19, closed)

I've heard rumors about you Vagabond.
First Scarpe to Eastbourne /OT and now you. *Crys*
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:11, closed)

Oh, like your opinion counts.
Toughen up Princess. :P
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:13, closed)

Oooh Girlfriend, you can be so bitchy xx
I just feel that Scarpe is wasted in a place where people think rory lyon makes valid points.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:15, closed)

That was terrible.

(username failed moderation, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:19, closed)

I'm afraid to have to inform you that I'm also here all week.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:20, closed)

I hope you get cancer for Christmas

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:27, closed)

i swer eny1 tuches my kids ill do time

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:40, closed)

Your kids touched ME.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:52, closed)

That's because you're so sexy, and they're sick predators.
*prouds*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:00, closed)

THEY TOUCHED ME RIGHT ON THE BUMHOLE.
It was okay, but let them know they need some practice.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:04, closed)

Vag, I think you need to take some time away for yourself.
Chase up the Lego-Wanking-Machine fellow. Please.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:19, closed)

You had this in mind when you sugested this weeks qotw didn't you?
it's THAT good



lies it's crap :P
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:33, closed)

Right.
In the 1980s my brother got saddle-sore when riding a horse.

Out of fraternal kindness, to ease the soreness, I put some lemon and moisturising cream in his pants.

That was produced ulay-zing bro kecks.



Yeah - I don't know why I bothered, either.


( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:59, closed)

Hahahahahaha correct response.
Just a shame it took so long for you to reach.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:13, closed)

I'm going to have to point out
that you put moisturising cream in your brothers pants, therefore you are from the Forest of Dean or something.
(username failed moderation, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:23, closed)

I hate to tell you this, but ...
actually I didn't. I made the story up as a vehicle for the horrible punning on the question.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:32, closed)

Admit it Vagabond,
you nonced your brother with special cream.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:33, closed)

That goes without saying
what does surprise me is that he didn't deny he was from the forest of dean.

I sense dungarees.
(username failed moderation, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:46, closed)

Worn with Beret?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:51, closed)

I like how "nonce" has become a verb.
And how you say it like it's a bad thing to do.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:54, closed)

Blame Gary Glitter for giving noncing a bad name.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:57, closed)

No you're thinking of Jon Bon Jovi.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:59, closed)

I think we
all do that, from time to time.
(username failed moderation, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 17:15, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/amazingprojects/post1441892
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:55, closed)