Im in trouble....HELP!!!!!!?
My teacher just called my mum in to talk to her because I lied n sumfink else. I was at my sisters the whole time and I got told she was crying and nearly had a heart attack espicially when she found out I tried to blame my brother. I'm scared now because I feel really bad. I cant face them now, im still at my sisters.....what shud I do!?!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:57, Reply)

How long before we see this in Nuneaton or Diss?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)

tell me what you want, what you really really want

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Therapy?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Is this a mole or a pimple?

( Pig Bodine., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:42, 2 replies)

If I told you I was a chicken farmer, would you ask to see my plump cock?

( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Tell me why I don't like Mondays.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)

IS IT SAFE?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:41, 3 replies)

You bastards, why are you torturing me like this? Why?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:31, 5 replies)

What lurks on Channel X?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:25, 1 reply)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:50, 1 reply)

Whatever happened to Colin Curly?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:45, 1 reply)

Every school should employ at least one paedophile.
Everyone should know he's a paedophile, and his sole role should be to monitor children in detention....

Can anyone think of other uses for people who are shunned by society?
( Muns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:44, 4 replies)

Does you does, or does you don't, take Access?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:41, 2 replies)

Is you is, or is you ain't, my baby?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Ahem!
Should I stay, or should I go?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:33, 1 reply)

In this life
we all give and take to some extent. Some of us are nurturing and tend to give more of ourselves, others of us are adept at manipulation and take more from others.
Either way it's not really about how much you give or take. It's about what exactly you gave or took.

With that in mind - sit back, ponder and answer me this after a moments thought.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:30, 18 replies)

Penultimate last post but one?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:01, Reply)

James

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 7:58, 1 reply)

Is it Thursday yet?
Time to put this QOTW out of it's misery.

I think we should all get 10 mins each to hit bangthedrum with a wet haggis for suggesting this utter crud.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 3:22, 3 replies)

Why did we do it in the road?

( Zuowan, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 2:35, 1 reply)

I know we,ve come a long way,we,re changing day to day,but tell me,where do the children play?
(andycrass loves two hats on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 1:15, 9 replies)

I have found a blackbirds egg my garden, how do I know it's alive?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 0:24, 4 replies)

Dear Deidre,
My baby is ginger. Should I kill it now or attempt to bring it up alongside normal humans?
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 23:22, 2 replies)

Dear Deidre,
I enjoy anal sex with men, and often solicit it from strangers in public toilets. Does this make me gay?
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 23:18, 4 replies)

willies or fannies?

( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 23:11, Reply)

dogs or cats?

( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 23:05, Reply)