I NEED A WEE!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Are we there, yet?!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Are we there, yet?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Are we there yet?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:25, Reply)

What if this is all there really is?
Just imagine...
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Jamaica?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Why has nobody thought to make a drink called Dickins Cider?

(Eukanuba, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:00, 4 replies)

Do you like pornos? Give you a boner?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqklHpEhQOQ
(Eukanuba, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Is this it?

( Pig Bodine., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:44, Reply)

AIBU?

( Pig Bodine., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:17, 2 replies)

Why do nice girls hate me?
And what's all this downy hair that's started growing on my chest? Is it normal?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Help i have no friends?
Hi i am really shy when i meet people. I have a childhood friend who lives a couple of miles away but we don't hang around each other much as she is a bit older than me and has her own group of friends. I did a college course but like i said im shy so i found it really difficult to make friends and socialize. The people on the course were nice to me but thats as far as i got with them. I was bullied in school because of my extreme shyness and didn't have any friends. I am mostly shy because i have rosacea which makes me embarassed and self concious all the time
The thing is also that most people my age who i know don't share my intrests eg i love walking in the countryside and i also love japanese rpg videogames and i can speak a little bit of japanese as that is what i spend my time doing. I start another course in september which hopefully i can make friends
On but until then i have 3 months with no plans and no friends.... Any advice? Thanks a lot love amy xxx
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Im in trouble....HELP!!!!!!?
My teacher just called my mum in to talk to her because I lied n sumfink else. I was at my sisters the whole time and I got told she was crying and nearly had a heart attack espicially when she found out I tried to blame my brother. I'm scared now because I feel really bad. I cant face them now, im still at my sisters.....what shud I do!?!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:57, Reply)

How long before we see this in Nuneaton or Diss?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)

tell me what you want, what you really really want

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Therapy?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Is this a mole or a pimple?

( Pig Bodine., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:42, 2 replies)

If I told you I was a chicken farmer, would you ask to see my plump cock?

( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Tell me why I don't like Mondays.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)

IS IT SAFE?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:41, 3 replies)

You bastards, why are you torturing me like this? Why?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:31, 5 replies)

What lurks on Channel X?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:25, 1 reply)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:50, 1 reply)

Whatever happened to Colin Curly?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:45, 1 reply)

Every school should employ at least one paedophile.
Everyone should know he's a paedophile, and his sole role should be to monitor children in detention....

Can anyone think of other uses for people who are shunned by society?
( Muns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:44, 4 replies)

Does you does, or does you don't, take Access?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:41, 2 replies)

Is you is, or is you ain't, my baby?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Ahem!
Should I stay, or should I go?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:33, 1 reply)

In this life
we all give and take to some extent. Some of us are nurturing and tend to give more of ourselves, others of us are adept at manipulation and take more from others.
Either way it's not really about how much you give or take. It's about what exactly you gave or took.

With that in mind - sit back, ponder and answer me this after a moments thought.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:30, 18 replies)

Penultimate last post but one?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:01, Reply)