Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Extreme excuseMy friend was teaching in Japan and really hated the job. As time went on, her reasons for calling in sick got more and more bizarre. She started with the usual excuses until eventually she just called up one day and said that her legs had fallen off. She was sacked not long after but I've always respected that excuse and endeavour to use it myself in the future.
(, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 13:53, Reply)
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