Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Never failsI'm really bad at taking sickies, only about 7 days off in 8 years and all genuine...but...if I fancy an unscheduled day off, I used to use the infallible 'my daughter's not well and I have to look after her'. Brilliant because you don't have to fake any illness yourself. From the previous posts, it doesn't look as if B3tans have children...why would that be then??
Trouble is, daughter is now a student - still had to take two days off to sort her out when we found out she'd not been to any English lectures all term and might be kicked out!
When the hell do you lot grow up???
(, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:36, Reply)
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