Mrs Emmerson
... had a great sense of justice.

Thomas was an annoying little scrote, not just to teachers but to pupils also. He would have been the class clown except he wasn't funny, just a distraction. Terry was a mild mannered lad who Thomas would try unsuccessfully to goad into a reaction.

One rainy morning the school doors were opened to let us wait in our classrooms for registration. Thomas was on his usual form but made the mistake of trying to get Terry to fight, assuming he wouldn't react as usual. Thomas took a step too far in trying to administer a playful slap. Terry picked Thomas up and threw him head first into a desk halfway across the room. (Thomas was probably too thick to either notice or comprehend that at the age we were beginning to sprout a few lonely pubes, Terry had the full set of armpit carpets, muscles -and presumably everything else- of an early developed young man)
With a small cut in his eyebrow Thomas tried to make the scene as dramatic as possible by spreading drips of blood as far as possible.

Mrs Emmerson came in, told Thomas to get some paper towels and clean up his mess, then looking at Terry asked "Did you dae that?" (yes, she was glaswegian)
"Yes Miss"
"Well done son, that wee eejit had it comin'"
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:31, 14 replies)

I should probably add...
Terry and I have been mates since we were about 6. Now we're 30 i've got just as many pubes as him AND i've still got hair on my head!
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:39, closed)

www.viddler.com/explore/MercWithMouth/videos/27/
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:40, closed)

The wee shite was on tv the other night saying he'd been bullied too (like that makes it alright). Funny, he came across as the kind of cocky wee nyaff who'd be dishing it out rather than being on the receiving end.
( SteamedCleaner, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:01, closed)

That was ace.
Made my afternoon.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:16, closed)

It's a wonder he didn't kill him.
Or at least bust his skull open.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:19, closed)

I don't get it.
Admitedly I can't watch the vid right now but the description seems to be "Dumb little guy tries to take his frustration out on calm bigger guy. Little guy goes too far and big guy does the inevitable.". That kind of thing went on daily when I was at school, in one form or another.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 17:38, closed)

Why do I get the feeling...
...that shambles will be about soon?
(Brighton RAWK at the tone, the time will be:, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:09, closed)

Ooh ooh I think I know this one
Is it because he's a self-important fuckwit who's got nothing better to do with his time?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:43, closed)

well that's a given :P
(Brighton RAWK at the tone, the time will be:, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:22, closed)

I don't appear to find myself as important as you pair do if you're talking about me when I'm not even here.
Who are you?

wait ... howd up ... nobody cares
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:39, closed)

That
gave you a stiffy didn't it.
You're *that* impotent!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 22:08, closed)

I'm not sure what there is to be excited about.
Who are all you people and why are you following me around being upset? Really? What is the point of all this whimpering? I'm never going to care enough to be able to tell you apart.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 22:19, closed)

Whimpering?
Are you kidding? That's your M.O. to a tee.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:35, closed)

Hello, BGN.
What seems to be your problem?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:49, closed)