Lu Ratwoman (or Evil Lu if you are OLD SKOOL).
She is ace. She made me stick around here when I first joined.

She is a wonderful lady who has been a rock to cling to and a shoulder to cry on - and her frankly terrifying capacity for vodka and Kronenberg is something that brings a tear to my eye.

She's fucking brilliant. So there.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:10, 12 replies)

Has anyone mentioned this guy?
and if not, why not?

www.b3ta.com/questions/anon/post615785
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:53, 5 replies)

If we say baldmonkey enough will he be summoned,
or will the internet end?
(TheColonel, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:46, 3 replies)

Henry, person of the year!
Henry, person of the year.
Henry, person of the year.
Henry, person of the year.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:41, 1 reply)

vote for me
because, quite frankly, i'd do you all.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:39, 8 replies)

I vote me because I'm pretty sure I'm great.
Pretty darn sure.
( Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:10, 1 reply)

I seem to have embarrassed myself.
I managed to summon help by utilising my bugle training and playing Reveille on the teapot for six consecutive hours. The young men from the Ambulance Service were most amused to find that I hadn't broken my hip, but was in fact lying on a cheese grater.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

If it isn't Baldmonkey, there'll be hell on.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:40, 4 replies)

I'd like to resubmit my b3tard of the year.
I'd like Jahled to have the acolade as he was responsible for naming Nina, the snow leopard.
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:37, 21 replies)

I'm Baldmonkey
And so's my wife.
( DeadEyeDick, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:47, Reply)

This is turning out to be a brilliant qotw.

( rofl harris, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:44, 5 replies)

Rosalicious

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:38, Reply)

B3ta Person of the Year 2010
now with added baldmonkey
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Needs more BALDMONKEY.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Kerry Katona
For keeping herself in the tabloids, despite having done nothing except lose some lard and cut down on the gak. Gak which has left her face looking like someone with a shovel took a dislike to her (q.v.Daniella Westbrook, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson). Presumably the logic of her continued presence on news pages is that middle aged balding picture editors don't look at the mantelpiece when they're poking the fire.

So, for this momentous achievement, I salute you.

Now fuck off.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:22, 4 replies)

Yes, BALDMONKEY.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Baldmonkey
Apparently, Baldmonkey will cure cancer if enough people nominate Baldmonkey
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:06, Reply)

No, baldmonkey.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Me
my dad, and your mum. Just getting in first really.
(rampants, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:32, 3 replies)

Baldmonkey.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)

FREEBASE
Because he ruined Gay Shift, or something.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Me!
'Coz I'm a walking, talking, typing dog turd you bell ends!
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:44, 2 replies)

Person of the year?
Back in my day it would have been 'Man of the year'. All this equality is making me sick. I'm going to punch someone in the face.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:33, 2 replies)

Stephen Fry.
Does he really need a reason to be Person of the Year?
( Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:10, 10 replies)

Brian Kant
For inspiring me to create the best joke I have ever come up with (in my worthless opinion):

"Did you know that Brian Kant's wife's name is Bladdy?"

Yeah, I know, I won't give up the day job.
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:08, 2 replies)

The Daily Mail's "Richard Littlejohn".
He's the only man who's managed parady himself, and then parady's his parady, and then parady's his parady's parady (ad-infinium).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:03, 8 replies)

Kenzo Suzuki.
Chief Engineer on the Honda Accord. The greatest human being ever.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:54, 6 replies)

Trololol bloke
For giving us a good laugh and a new meme
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)