Help yourself
When I was younger my dad was a single parent so when he needed to go out a babysitter was the only option. One evening a young girl came to babysit while my dad went out for a work function. He did the usual for a new babysitter, explained where everything was etc, and of course tolde her she could help herself to any food or drink in the house.

Fast forward a few hours, dad out babysitter downstairs I start hearing the dreadful sound of someone being sick, not only that but missing the toilet, i could tell due to the pitter patter of sick clumps hitting the floor.

By the time dad arrived home, the place was a mess, most of it covered in puke.

The babysitter claimed she had some kind of bug and made a quick exit, leaving the mess behind for my dad to clear up.

After the cleanup operation my dad noticed the drinks cabinet a'jar. I think when my dad said help yourself to a drink he didnt mean a bottle of Vodka.

So not only had the Babysitter effectively got herself a fee bottle of Vodka, only to spew it all over the house but shoe also go paid for the pleasure as well.
( retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:28, 3 replies)

Good work that babysitter!
Got your dad to clear it up too!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:46, closed)

shoe also go paid
Hahahahahaha! Good times.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:47, closed)

I read it as 'shoe also go plaid'
and assumed it was some obscure reference to vomit-decorated footwear.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:15, closed)