Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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My other half promised me a "posh wank"but all she did was rub a keyring up and down my cock.
I think I was fobbed off.
/coat.
I'd say I was sorry for the poor quality of this joke but I've read worse already this week.
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ForecastMonkey, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:51,
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Oh god with the palming of the face and the desk and the head....(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:01, closed)
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