Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Another one.I was seven, running around the garden, with a poin-ted stick.
As you do, being a kid.
Suddenly my mum starts shouting from the kitchen
"If you keep running around with that stick, you'll poke your eye out!"
"What are you going to do then?"
I replied "I'll become a pirate mum!", and continued running around.
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tef, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 15:06,
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