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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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My favourite pithy comeback

Soap-dodger with a clipboard on the street:
"Have you got a minute for education/the blind/the homeless/cancer/whatever?"

Me: "Fuck Off."

It's a delightful quip and does the job every time.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 13:46, Reply)

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