might be me...but im not worthy
My mums cousin is crackhead prostitute, who no one has managed to see in 4 years, yet she has succesfully dropped all of her newborn kids on her mothers doorstep, but what really takes the biscuit, is the fact that she named her last sprog (a boy), wait for it...BJ.
Not a flinch, snigger or giggle from the rest of the family, except from me, who promptly got screwed at- one point to me on the black sheep score.

Go to visit my nan after avoiding her for the best part of 18 months- however, those 18 months were my 'rebel but it wasnt really my fault' months; get arrested because my b/f had dope on him, get accused of joyriding after im in a car crash, get various body parts peirced, get sacked from work for swinging a meat cleaver at some pervert who grabbed my arse etc
Im getting loads of hassle from them (the family), so i decide to go out with my cousin- cue point 2, maybe 3.
My cousin being the gobby little slag that she is, bottles her ex at the pub, puts a brick through his car and just generaly causes more trouble than she is worth. Being the only sober person able to control her, i put her in a headlock, and we are both screaming at each other; guess who got a ride home in the back of a meat wagon :)

This Xmas was eventful, got pissed cooking the dinner, and Aunty Anal and co are coming round (she is a complete bumpkin, but puts on a posh voice, turns her nose up at just about anything, cleans like she has OCD, and her only child is the most spoilt little turd i have ever met). Cue lots of "cant stay long", "must get back", and "oh, thats...different" 's.
Being out of my tree, i cant control my tounge, so out comes "OH FUCK OFF HYACINTH BUCKET, NO GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK"; my mum wasnt suprised, but my dad and uncle havnt spoken to me since

and today, i left 6th form :-) so no one is talkin to me



Baaah baaah baaah
(cookie_freak, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 22:06, Reply)