Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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"Can I ask what you are doing here sir?"One night, I was driving home and had pulled into the estate and was just approaching my flat when I saw a car moving slowly right opposite the parking bays I normally used. So, I pull up next to it and wait for it to move (so I can reverse in) when the white shirted officer in the plain clothes car rolls down the window and signals to me. I Roll down mine and the conversation goes:
Offcr: "Can I ask what you are doing here sir at 12:30 at night?"
Me: "yeah, waiting for you to move so I can get into my driveway."
offcr: "Oh, sorry...." Then drives off...
Unbeknownst to me at the time, the phone box on the corner, directly under my flat window was the local "rent Boy knocking shop Telephone exchange"..... :)
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:19, Reply)
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