Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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So I'm at this gig rightand all the young 'uns around seem fairly into it, but we're bored. I look up on the stage and sting is up there singing on about something (the moon?) with a few other lads around him.
We skin up to try and make it more interesting, next thing all the lads jump off stage and arrest us.
Cnuts.
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 11:22,
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