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'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'

(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Once,
we were walking up Bromsgrove Road, in Batchley, Redditch, with some plastic guns. After a while, a police car pulled up, and the dude got out, and asked us to "Relinquish any firearms". We showed him our plastic one, and he laughed. Apparently, someone had decided that they were real, and had put out a firearms report for us. It all turned out OK in the end, though, and we had our photos taken with him, for posterity. If I find them, I'll post em.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 20:16, Reply)

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