Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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I live in gang-infested L.A.And, being gang-infested L.A., it's also gang-war-infested L.A. Once, the Armenian homecoming king had the shit beat out of him by a group of rival Mexican thugs. Needless to say, the Armenians didn't like this. Things kept escalating until, one nice March day, 400 people began to beat the shit out of each other in my high school's main hall. Needless to say, there were LAPD officers in every room for a good few weeks afterward.
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