Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Motorbiking under the influence..is not a good idea! when I was about 16 or 17, I had a 50cc motorbike(not allowed any bigger than that in south africa till you are 18).
Had got royally drunk at a club, and was riding (very carefully!) home. As I was coming up to a set of traffic lights, I noticed a cop car alongside me. I suddenly got very paranoid, and tried to be as cool as possible. So we both slow down gradually to the traffic lights, but silly me gets one of his shoe laces caught on the foot pedal of the bike! This meant that I promptly fell over with my bike! I think the coppers were laughing too hard to worry about arresting me! (oh and even worse, the exact same thing happened when I was riding home from school one time...I was coming up to the traffic light, and was eying out this sexy thing in the car next to me, when I finally stopped, laces caught again, and over I went...needless to say, I went red as a...something red)
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 12:51, Reply)
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