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Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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This sort of rolls along from last weeks QOTW.

When dad died we had him cremated. He had always been a really tight old bugger and he hadn't wanted a fancy urn or anything, so we just had his ashes in a simple porcelain jar. We had promised to distribute his remains near his favourite fishing spot. After the ceremony mum takes us there and opens the jar and shakes some ashes into her hand and says a few words. Dads frugality was always a family joke so mum says 'Hon, you know the new car and the new kitchen you always promised me? I'm going to buy it out of the insurance money. And you know the blowjob I always promised you? Well here it is....'
(, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:26, closed)

yes its a lie on the internet.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:28, closed)
Only just read it
but did think it could be a little lie, however ashes moments can be hilarious, the big lebowski being number 1 of course.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:48, closed)
I promise
that i will not call people fucking boring twats when they just copy and paste an unlikely story off the internet for a QOTW.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:00, closed)

copy and paste from where? its an old joke I've retold here - see my reply immediately after posting. piss off vinegar tits.
(, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 8:06, closed)
Same thing surely?
b3ta is on the internet you know.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:02, closed)

You make no sense, but you live up to your name at least.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:29, closed)
Similar sentiment
more bitterly expressed
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 3:46, closed)

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