Oh my...
Like probably a good portion of the posters on here, I have, for my sins, worked in a call centre. If it wasn't the silly names, such as the incredibly-named Mrs Shitta (name not changed at all), then it would be the mouth-breathing fucktards who seemed to think that by shouting and screaming they would get what they want. But these are all so far, so usual.

I once worked on a product support line- the type that no sane person would ever call. It was regarding a buggy that M&S sold at the time. An all-terrain buggy, that looked like it was built like a tank and could have quite happily survived an altercation with a roadside IED.

The caller in question, a woman from Liverpool, asked me a question which to this day still astounds me in the ability to combine mind-numbing stupidity with astonishing brevity: "Does it go uphill?"
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:48, Reply)