The Toilet Paper Saga
At work (a cab-office, call centre essenchaly), they are always running out of bog roll. Often I would go there and they'ld be none, which is no good for me as I have chrones and as such can hold it in for a minuite or two max.

Three weeks in a row, I had to get a friend from home (I live around the corner) to come up with a packet. Not being out-of-order, I always leave whatever I bring there. I eventually worked out that his comes up to an hour's wages, so I put on a 'docket'* with the recipt, where I get a note saying "Who asked you to buy toilet paper? I did not say you can buy toilet paper". I thought this was a bit tight and out of order, so I came up with The Toilet Paper Fund...



I came back the following weekend, and there was a hand full of 2ps and 1ps. Apparently, the staff have been using my toilet paper fund to buy coffee and chocolate out of the vending machine, so I wrote another letter....



People still don't take my plight seriously, but at least everyone had a good laugh. I've taken to taking toilet paper home with me when it's there, they owe me 8 more rolls and then we're quits. I also now have a hidden spot in the office where I keep my toilet paper.


* A little bit of paper for when the cabs do an 'account' job, rather than cash, so they get paid
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:15, 13 replies)

Ewww. Crohn's.
There's a history of that in my family. I'm hoping that it's one of the genes I've not inherited.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:21, closed)

You so didn't write that second note.
The spelling is of a high standard.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:27, closed)

I spellchecked it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:30, closed)

This made me smile,
Rather a lot.
Good work, sir.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:37, closed)

Shame on you!
Our lovely Gonz will have used a spell checker!

;)


EDIT : See!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:31, closed)

*To the tune of Magic E*
Lovely, Lovely, Meeeee.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:05, closed)

Comic sans?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:54, closed)

Hah, yeah', I wanted to see how many geeks would get that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:59, closed)

If he made spelling mistakes,
People wouldn't be so harsh, as that's obviously not the greatest of his problems.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:59, closed)

I bought a sewing machine recently
the only reason I bought the one I did out of all the available models is 'cos the name was written on it Comic Sans.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:32, closed)

OH GONZO NO
achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 19:49, closed)

Nice work Gonz
*clicks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:26, closed)

All I can say to that is:
"I want to do a Poo at Paul's!"
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:30, closed)