Not me but a mate's dad
who grew up in Edinburgh told me that he used get his milk delivered by Sean Connery before he was famous. I was very impressed with this. I have since found out that Sean Connery must have been the worlds fastest milk man because it seems that every Scottish cunt over the age of 50 I have ever met had his milk delivered by Sean fucking Connery.

Now I just think all Scottish people are big fibbers.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 4:29, 4 replies)

he did
deliver milk - whether every cunt over 50 back home got milk from The Greatest Ever Bond is another thing entirely.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:15, closed)

You can't really be Scottish
as you speak gods honest truth - Bond personified.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:52, closed)

he really did
my grandad knew his dad.
"hows young Sean doing nowadays?"
"oh, he does ok I suppose" says his dad

"does he miss the regular work on the milk?"
(sarcasminasuit, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:11, closed)

I like that
and if you weren't so obviously of Scottish decent I would believe it!
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:51, closed)