Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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I was once having an intimate momentwith my now ex girlfriend, some years ago when the phone rang. In the end I answered it as it was ringing for ages, not that pleased to be stopped mid fumble.
The man on the other end of the phone claimed to be Nicholas Parsons, I of course had most of my blood in a different organ to normal, so believed that it was my mate winding me up. So told clearly and succinctly "Yes Tommy, you are Nicholas Parsons, now fuck off" and swiftly hung up.
A few minutes later the phone rings again, it's him again, and it really was Nicholas Parsons, calling about a script that I had sent to a TV company that he was involved in. If you ever meet him, ask him what he's done since Sale of the Century.
He will do his f*cking nut! Never paid me though.....
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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 0:14,
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