Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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IMCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A few years ago I used to work in a quality supermarket retail chain, at which quite a few celebs used to frequent. One of them was Lee from steps, who in his wisdom managed to fuck off one of the fruit and veg part time staff by climbing on his high horse about there not being any lettuce or something. However there were a lot of lychees. and they got broken quite easily. So a new game was developed called the "Step- step- mortar" this game consisted of a spotter at the end of the isle the aforementioned target who gave a directional indicator to a "caster" who then propelled lychees over the isles and tried to "mortar" Said mime artist. some of us got pretty close! the best one was a schrapnel effect of a lychee striking a shelf edge. The bits went everywhere but on him. Oh how we laughed... ahem. Oh yeah and Jordan used to visit, and she defintely overheard the conversation I was having with another worker about "how fucking stupid" she is and how "she must be a walking biological archive of Venereal Diseases".
Oh and Paul Daniels was called a cunt for his lack of manners when buying something. dunno if it was to his face though.
Oh yeah we were at the Internation Motorcycle show at alexander palace and my mate asked Joe Guest ("dressed" in a miniscule peice of rubber) if she is a slut.
That is all.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 0:56, Reply)
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