Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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Not so much a celeb..but some VIP's wifey. I had got a prize for metalwork or some such at Skool, and so was invited to Prize Evening bash. Now, Skool had decided to make a big deal of it, with the Mayor and several civic types invited. I was in the row behind them.
We had to stand to sing The Skool Song (posh, eh), and as everyone stood up, I dropped the songsheet. I bent down to pick it up, the poshess in front stood up- *BAM*
I nutted her right on the top of the head and shouted "OH JESUS FUCK!!"
She collapsed, and much hilarity ensued...
(sorry for bigness.. :) )
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hplasm, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 2:36,
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