What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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Not sure if this strictly qualifies but since when has that ever really mattered?A friend of ours has got her 5 year-old son convinced that the motion sensors for the burglar alarm in their house are for Father Christmas to monitor whether or not he's being good.
I arguably overuse the term "Genius", but I think in this case it is justified.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:56,
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If that assertion is based around the kids film Arthur XmasI suspect we know the same person.
OR it's just a massive internets conspiracy and you're messing with my head.
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Things are better nowsince Santa installed his global panopticon.
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I tell the kids in my class that the motion sensors are cameras that go to the heads office.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:53,
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