Yorkshire Terrier Vs. Electrical tape
I live two doors down from a family that are not the family from hell, but just plain annoying. The main thing that used to irritsate the fuck out of me was their Yorkshire Terrier which they used to leave outside to bark at every waking moment, be it 1pm or 1am; it was horrible.

I decided to take matters into my own hands one late evening when it was left in thier back garden..... Opening their gate, i coaxed it to me with biscuits, picked it up and ran to an empty garage where me and a helping hand taped its mouth shut with electrical tape and painted "Shut the fuck up" on it's white fur with red garage door paint. I then politely placed it back into their garden. The dog has never appeared since.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:35, 11 replies)

thats
not funny

EDIT: well technically it is but you are a very bad man

*waggles finger*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:37, closed)

No you didn't.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:44, closed)

That's because me and my supermodel girlfriend have adopted him
he sits in the back of the Honda Accord while we do massive drugs etc.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:46, closed)

You should have just run it over in your Accord.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:47, closed)

Chinny.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:48, closed)

hang on a minute...
Yorkshire terriers are black and tan - not white

i smell shite!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:52, closed)

*sniff... sniff.... retch*
Even if it was a westie and white, you'd have to be fekkin talented to get that little paragraph onto fur with a brushful of gloopy paint.

All together now....

BULLSHIT!!!111!!!oneoneone111!!!
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:05, closed)

!!11!!1!11!
!111!!!1!!!Cos0
(LittleKitty, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:57, closed)

Yeah me and my mates did something similar to a pitbull.
Only we used a knife instead of a paintbrush and we were off our faces on ketamine.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:57, closed)

You, sir....
Are either a liar or a complete cunt.

Which is it to be?
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:54, closed)